Butterscotch.
Never has there existed such a vile, repugnant substance.
Just the smell of it makes me want to throw up.
It is the worst thing there is.
If I could become king of the world, I would order all of it to be destroyed, anyone who produces it put to death.
Anyone who likes it is my sworn enemy.
I'm not even fucking kidding, if you come near me in real life with any butterscotch, I will punch you in the face.