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How to Cuddle with an Elephant Seal
« on: April 28, 2010, 05:32:42 AM »
http://wimp.com/elephantseal/

OMGGGGGG so cuuuuuuuuute!!!!! <3

I want seal kisses!  :(

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Re: How to Cuddle with an Elephant Seal
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2010, 06:40:06 AM »
Lol. That is actually really cute. Its a like a big dog. I didn't know they could bend back on themselves that far though.

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Re: How to Cuddle with an Elephant Seal
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2010, 06:42:37 AM »
It's the kawaii gene.  :D

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Re: How to Cuddle with an Elephant Seal
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2010, 07:26:29 AM »
Cool!
*bends back on self*
Hey it works! :P

On topic though I wonder how jealous the camera man is. I am assuming they are a couple traveling together though.

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Re: How to Cuddle with an Elephant Seal
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2010, 03:29:30 PM »
That was cute, but when I first read the topic I thought: You need to get your lover to loose some weight.

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Re: How to Cuddle with an Elephant Seal
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2010, 03:58:42 PM »
That was insanely cute...

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Re: How to Cuddle with an Elephant Seal
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2010, 04:38:06 PM »
Ha ha ha ha really sweet :)


thou I think it was quite painful when the seal went over her legs..

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Re: How to Cuddle with an Elephant Seal
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2010, 06:30:04 PM »
You never want to hug a seal too tightly!

Why?  Because your warranty is void if the seal is broken.

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Re: How to Cuddle with an Elephant Seal
« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2010, 10:02:52 PM »
You never want to hug a seal too tightly!

Why?  Because your warranty is void if the seal is broken.

Could have been put better, but I got a laugh out of it none the less

And about the vid: I was worried the seal would flatten her :o
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Re: How to Cuddle with an Elephant Seal
« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2010, 10:24:40 PM »
i was waiting for it to go horribly wrong and it didnt. Greatly disappointed

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Re: How to Cuddle with an Elephant Seal
« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2010, 10:37:30 PM »
Just remember, elephant seals are cuddly until they grow up and maul each other over mating rights with the females.
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Re: How to Cuddle with an Elephant Seal
« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2010, 10:41:54 PM »
i was waiting for it to go horribly wrong and it didnt. Greatly disappointed

I know exactly what you mean. It's like five munites of big animal...  close to a human...  on the internet! :D
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Re: How to Cuddle with an Elephant Seal
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2010, 05:08:09 AM »
Awwww, that was so cute!

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Re: How to Cuddle with an Elephant Seal
« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2010, 06:22:32 AM »
I know exactly what you mean. It's like five munites of big animal...  close to a human...  on the internet! :D
If it exists there is p0rn of it. No exceptions. :P

Lol. Actually that would have been really funny if she was squashed or something. I thought Elephant seals were reasonably heavy anyway.

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Re: How to Cuddle with an Elephant Seal
« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2010, 10:43:35 AM »
*glees like a little girl* KAWAI!!
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Re: How to Cuddle with an Elephant Seal
« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2010, 04:42:32 PM »
Lol, I know... every time I watch it I can't stop grinning and cooing like an idiot.

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Re: How to Cuddle with an Elephant Seal
« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2010, 05:32:17 PM »
Removed at owner's request. This clip is equally awesome: Baby Moose in Sprinkler. 

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Re: How to Cuddle with an Elephant Seal
« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2010, 05:43:23 PM »
Gone....


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Re: How to Cuddle with an Elephant Seal
« Reply #18 on: April 30, 2010, 10:16:59 AM »
Gone....



When I first saw this thread right away it reminded me of that pic.

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Re: How to Cuddle with an Elephant Seal
« Reply #19 on: April 30, 2010, 03:01:48 PM »
That pic was only the second thing that came to mind.

First one was this.

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