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Akecu:
I probably would die. :D I have nothing to bet em with so i would just need to use my 5years of experience in ITF Taekwon-do  8)

A_Blind_Man:
Well #1 zombies would not just "spawn in my room" i'd prolly have some warning.
But for arguments sake, lets say they do.  I have a 3 foot machete next to my bed that would most likely be my first choice, also i got a 5 foot walking staff in the corner.
and before anyone asks, yes, the machete's purpose for being next to my bed is for zombie attack.

also in terms of surviving, one of my first stops would be hardware store/sporting goods store (assuming that my stash has been taken out) pick up some weapons and high energy density food.  then camp out on one of the water towers, reason is, zombies cannot climb ladders (they just don't have the coordination or flexibility in their limbs to do it).  only really need to stay there for about a week or so because by that time vigour mortis will set in causing the zombies to be essentially frozen in place.

most of this is optimistic but better that than pessimistic

grobnastaker:
I'd throw my ps3, xbox 360, and laptop at them. They're pretty heavy and my laptop is almost as heavy as a computer tower. they'd crush a zombies delicate rotting flesh.

There's also hitting them with the xbox 360 power brick like a flail. Those things can kill a normal person. In all honesty though I think I would die. I'm strong but not exactly fast and all it takes is one little wound from them to pretty much end you even if you kill them all.

Blacklancer:
^What he said. It's almost impossible for me defeat 2-4 zombies in my room without getting scratched by them or bitten...I also have no weapons in my room. Maybe the Eiffel Tower souvenir, which is, when held upside down, some kind of deformed mace.

If I made it though, I would run across my hallway and take the katana and the other smaller blade (forgot it's name). And then I would probably... grab a lot of food and stuff and get out of the city with my bicycle.
Yeah, no car for me, since everyone is probably using a car to get out of the city and roads might be blocked. And cars work on gasoline.
Am I taking this too seriously?

scotsman:
There are three things that could happen

* Fall off my chair in shock, scream like a little girl then die cowering in the corner screaming and crying in terror.
* Not even notice them until it's to late and just die screaming and crying.
* Or throw anything I can at them at a desperate attempt to save myself, can you kill a zombie with a pillow?Either way, I'm screwed. :'(

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