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zougou1:
My brain is my weapon!  Everything else is just tools...   :D

BrownMasterV:
Habañero spray! (DAMN that would hurt!)

1000mAh:
one very simple thing your arm and wall that is close.
use your hand to grap hostiles head then bash the face to the wall.
cruel?

Garbage bag, it can be used for throwing and smashing with wide swings. Can also be very effective, depends what is inside of it.

fohfoh:
On the same note as a garbage bag... a pillow case?

Klocknov:
Around the house:
A sheet with a solid object in it or multiple. - Blunt trauma is good trauma when your not reciving it.
A spoon or fork or butter-knife. - Very easy to get most any place that has food and each has it's own fighting style.
A coffee pot, it has a handle and it is glass. - One good whack and you got yorself a knife with a protective handle and sometimes even a knocked out victim depends on how heavy the glass is.
A console controller, older ones with cords work better. - With a cord you got a nice modern dail flail, without you got a shitty softball, though don't get me wrong still does some damage, and the cord also doubles as a strangling rope.
A hard back book, thicker the better. - Nothing like bashing heads in with hard covers, and corners are good for penetration the first couple uses.
A soft back book and a lighter or matches. - This right here is the easiest fire bomb to make, hell if you want to do pre-prep soak it in a flamable liquid and which it burn. (Warning on pre-soakers you light and you throw so you better be quick.)
A pen or sharpened pencil. - Who hasn't thought how much damage these can do?
A wooden spoon. - You all know you fear it, hell if my grandma picked one up all of us kids ran!
A baseball. - Good arm and good aim these can become killer weapons and if not that can take a person off their feet.
A baseball bat. - We all know it's all about the homerun swings.
A steam Iron. - Without a plug is the best since you have a lot better range, but with cords they can be good for a hit or two.
A woofle ball bat. - They hurt worse after they break and you can also stab them after.

Around the yard:
A rake. - Metal rakes are a lot nicer then leave rakes but both have their own means.
A hoe. - The gardeners delight, a good one can scalp a person in one swing, a bad one might get stuck half-way though.
A shovel. - All I have to say here is PING!
A plastic chair. - Got to love those bastards that break when you weigh too much or someone before you sat in it that weighed to much when it comes to fights.
A garden spade and it's sister the garden fork. - People saying that gardeners are the least dangerous person around are so wrong, they have some great weapons of choice.
A tree branch. - They last for a short while but tend to be a bunch of them normally if you have them.
A rock. - Good arm and good aim these can become killer weapons and if not that can take a person off their feet.
A thorny bush. - Ever had someone hit you with a batch of roses that haven't been de-thorned it hurts like a bitch, also remember those good ole blackberry bushes.

The bar and club:
A Putter (golf club). - depending on the style of putter depends on the damage, the smaller ended ones the better.
A Iron (golf club). - Now watch out for them sandtraps, and swing heavy and aim right!
A driver or wood (golf club) - Make sure to yell fore before you swing and aim for that ball, you want him screaming in pain and agony.
A golf ball. - Good arm and good aim these can become killer weapons and if not that can take a person off their feet.
A empty or non-empty bottle of alcohol (bar). - Full or empty you can bust these bastards over that foul head of the person your against and then you have something to stab them with.
A poolstick. - You will get a few hits out of this and a few more stabs once it spliters.
A stool (bar). - Metal hurst worst at first wood hurst worse later, pick your poison.

In the shop (some are more easily handy then others out of the shop):
A oxy-acetylene hand-torch. - Fire is a great weapon when it can melt skin!
A hammer which I prefer ballpeen style. - Hammers are great in almost every case.
A nail gun. - Right away much more effective then a stapler and also if you got one that handles bigger nails you got an even more dangerous weapon.
A flat head screwdriver. - Sort of like the handymans knife when in a tight spot.
A phillips screwdriver, heated or non-heated by torch. - Heated this makes a better weapon then non since it breaks skin easier red hot, otherwise similar to flathead.
A monkey wrench. - A very powerfull weapon especially if the person can swing a baseball bat well.
A steel or iron chain. - Right here you got one weapon as long as you know how to twist and fling it you can do good damage.
A lead pipe. - These things hurt like a bitch believe me...
A sheet of fiberglass. - May not be great for cutting but damn can you hit someone out with this stuff nicely.

Too the road:
A car. - Whether you have to hotwire it or not a good strip to accel with you got yourself the modern age battering ram.
A muffler. - If it is hot of a car broken I hope you have some thick gloves otherwise it will be as good of a weapon for you as it was for them.
A jack. - Great for busting windows of on coming cars and can prove even more fatal.
A tire iron. - whether it is the L or the + or the | bar it does a good damage depending on fighting style.
A blown out tire piece. - Nothing like wires and rubber, you can tear someone up with a good piece of tire.

Exotics:
A sword. - Katana, short sword, bastard sword, long sword, or hell even a rapier are great weapons if you fight well with them.
A gun. - Wether it is a shotgun, rifle, or handgun they all server there uses.
A knife. - Easy to coceal great for sneak attacks not too great for people who know your pissed at them.
A charge of explosives. - Whether it is a homade moltov or a real grenade or some homade pipe-bomb they all work good.
A potato cannon or similar. - You can set this things up to shoot about anything and hell even potatos hurt from these bastards.
A blow dart-gun. - Good lungs equals good weapon.
A bow or crossbow. - A bow requires a bit more then a crossbow since you have to have a bit more strength but both are great.
A nightstick. - Only not an exotic if your a cop, but past that these things have a great extra bit for fighting with that handle sticking out or battering stick.

Pre-prep:
A microwave with certain metals in it. - You set this up as a ticking time bomb, but you have to have atleast a five minute pre-prep of knowing that person is going to be there.
A syringe with various drugs. - This is a fun one and from past knowledge the syringe comes along a lot easier then the drugs, good for incapitating the enemy.
A very loud music system and a good set of ear-plugs. - This takes a bit of knowledge on setting up a sounds system with amps so unless you play with this stuff it won't be as effective, nothing like watching ear-drums get blown out.

PS: I think I will stop their I am starting to scare myself. Also sorry about any double posts for weapons I sort of just got carried away.
TL:DR I really think a lot about what I can use for a weapon around my every day life. Also I will not comment on the pre-prep ones.

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