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Offline Proin Drakenzol

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Re: Loli Infantry Sign-ups!
« Reply #240 on: June 25, 2010, 10:11:55 PM »
Ok, aside from pick a loli to form an army, are there any actual rules/point to this game?
Don't make me lock this for being a bunch of random posts/offtopic :/


They're neither random nor off-topic.

They're all centered on lolis. And that's the topic.

The linear nature of your Euclidean geometry both confounds and befuddles me.

Offline Havoc10K

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Re: Loli Infantry Sign-ups!
« Reply #241 on: June 26, 2010, 06:00:23 AM »
Kurorko is mine as well as Rin Rin (Shin Koihime Musou)
so hands off !

@Duki

we are currently building armies to face off in a battle at Sekigahara, please be patient and stay tuned !

*goes off to write a scenario to make the army usefull so Duki doesn't lock the thread*

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Re: Loli Infantry Sign-ups!
« Reply #242 on: June 26, 2010, 08:07:51 AM »


;-;

Dam, those cinema borders can really make a sig look better

-tries to resist to not use on this sig-
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Offline Havoc10K

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Re: Loli Infantry Sign-ups!
« Reply #243 on: June 26, 2010, 08:15:23 AM »
aye ilya, l have too much respect for her to endanger her small cute body to any harm's way, if anyone will have the courage to endanger this little angel will have to face Rin Rin head on with her full fury.

Offline Tiffanys

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Re: Loli Infantry Sign-ups!
« Reply #244 on: June 26, 2010, 10:35:42 AM »
Personally, my Mimi could take any amount of damage and laugh it off. ;)

Offline Proin Drakenzol

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Re: Loli Infantry Sign-ups!
« Reply #245 on: June 26, 2010, 11:48:06 AM »
Personally, my Mimi could take any amount of damage and laugh it off. ;)


Unless, of course, her applied phlebotinum is removed

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Offline Tiffanys

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Re: Loli Infantry Sign-ups!
« Reply #246 on: June 26, 2010, 12:28:50 PM »
Unless, of course, her applied phlebotinum is removed

Her whozawhat?

Her time fruit can only be taken out by...
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And unless that happens... she's immortal and will regenerate from anything, even being turned into a fine mist.

Offline Proin Drakenzol

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Re: Loli Infantry Sign-ups!
« Reply #247 on: June 26, 2010, 12:39:50 PM »
Unless, of course, her applied phlebotinum is removed

Her whozawhat?

Her time fruit can only be taken out by...
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And unless that happens... she's immortal and will regenerate from anything, even being turned into a fine mist.


Applied Phlebotinum


The Time Fruit is a type of this. And other Immortals can also remove the Time Fruit, and it's unknown whether there are yet other beings that could also do so. And a magic spell or super-high tech device could also theoretically be created by a mortal to allow for the same thing.

The linear nature of your Euclidean geometry both confounds and befuddles me.

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Re: Loli Infantry Sign-ups!
« Reply #248 on: June 26, 2010, 12:47:22 PM »
I'd kinda like to follow up on Duki's concern.  Now that this vast Loli army is assembled, what next?

Do we have a kinda loli boot camp, with some really tough drill sergeant loli barking out orders and abuse?
Do we attack a neutral country so that we have a base of operations?
Do we divide forces and have loli war games, where the winners take home Internetz and cookies?
Do our lolis get cantankerous and start having cat fights in half-set pools of Kiwi-Strawberry Jello?

(@Xyresic - Wow, really nice sig!  Fabulous job, Xyresic!)
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Offline Tiffanys

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Re: Loli Infantry Sign-ups!
« Reply #249 on: June 26, 2010, 12:53:26 PM »
Applied Phlebotinum

The Time Fruit is a type of this. And other Immortals can also remove the Time Fruit, and it's unknown whether there are yet other beings that could also do so. And a magic spell or super-high tech device could also theoretically be created by a mortal to allow for the same thing.

You're wrong...

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Offline Proin Drakenzol

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Re: Loli Infantry Sign-ups!
« Reply #250 on: June 26, 2010, 01:00:52 PM »
Applied Phlebotinum

The Time Fruit is a type of this. And other Immortals can also remove the Time Fruit, and it's unknown whether there are yet other beings that could also do so. And a magic spell or super-high tech device could also theoretically be created by a mortal to allow for the same thing.

You're wrong...

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No... that one immortal that works for Apos is shown removing a Time Fruit.

The linear nature of your Euclidean geometry both confounds and befuddles me.

Offline Havoc10K

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Re: Loli Infantry Sign-ups!
« Reply #251 on: June 26, 2010, 02:16:13 PM »
l suggest we while having 2 general loli's (rank General and a Commander)

we assemble 2 sets of armies at our disposal

each army (each player) has 1 General and 1 Commander, and a possibility to build a 30.000 Loli unit army per Commanding Officer

now l would like to discuss the time range of the armies unit, l vote for Warring States of Japan wich had the following possible units:

1-Swordsman (equipped with a sword and chain armor)
2-Spearman (equipped with a spead and chain armor)
3-Archer (equipped with bow and leather armor)
4-Monk/Priestess (weaponless in cloth armor, healer unit*)
5-Shinobi/Kunoichi (equipped with Ninja Sword and cloth/leather armor, covert ops/espinage/support/ambush)
6-Gunner (equipped with a gunpowder riffle and cloth armor)

* -my idea of putting it as this kind of unit, altough l think as we are employing Loli's all units will be female l guess.

if we can aggree to theese terms  l'll follow up the rules of army reqruitment

a maximun of 30.000 units per Officer
you can employ a maximum of 8.ooo units of the following :
1,2,4,5,6

you cannot have more than 500 of 5 (Monk/Priestess)

Your Officers can have POWER INTELLECT or SPEED attributes wich will follow the Officers designed personality
for instance Kuroko is an INTELLECT unit and Rin Rin is typical POWER unit wich means Kuroko will most likely use traps, ambushes and tricks using her ability to try to Dominate the battlefield, Rin Rin would most likely employ heavy attacks and crush enemies or charge them into Kuroko's traps.

uppon finishing employing our armies we are to post what and how many units we have employed for control, then we will roll who will fight who in each battle, well make it kind of a tournament once we figure out the battlefield more ;]

what do you guys say for that outcome ?

Offline BrownMasterV

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Re: Loli Infantry Sign-ups!
« Reply #252 on: June 26, 2010, 02:24:42 PM »
._________. Sir..
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Can't we just put em all in one room and watch them be cute?  :-\

Offline Havoc10K

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Re: Loli Infantry Sign-ups!
« Reply #253 on: June 26, 2010, 02:26:49 PM »
Duki wants us to do something, so we could as well put on a show :]

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Re: Loli Infantry Sign-ups!
« Reply #254 on: June 26, 2010, 02:43:27 PM »
We can split in two I suppose. But~ You guys will pick who you alliance with? Setting up a scenario atm so soon...soon.

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Re: Loli Infantry Sign-ups!
« Reply #255 on: June 26, 2010, 02:50:54 PM »
well we have 2 Loli's each, if we aggree on theese terms we'll just have fun, oh l didn't mention that but l only showed the Sengoku era units, but if we do chose that set then we could make things like the ammo for guns could be toffu or sticky jelly, the loli thats hit is all sticky and immobilized, the swords/spears can be something like candy or the like, and all armor is breakable and can be shattered (made of bread or candy, uppon breaking it reveals underware, NO PORN so no nude girls !) that kinda stuff, arrows could be made of candy or stuff like that as well, the battlefield will be chocolate mud or something like that, al lfor our entertainment :]

Offline BrownMasterV

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Re: Loli Infantry Sign-ups!
« Reply #256 on: June 26, 2010, 02:52:43 PM »
Hehe, Taiga's already got a weapon, and Yui IS a weapon (nuclear reactor FTW)...and she also has a guitar that doubles as a shotgun :3

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Re: Loli Infantry Sign-ups!
« Reply #257 on: June 26, 2010, 02:54:52 PM »
well we have 2 Loli's each, if we aggree on theese terms we'll just have fun, oh l didn't mention that but l only showed the Sengoku era units, but if we do chose that set then we could make things like the ammo for guns could be toffu or sticky jelly, the loli thats hit is all sticky and immobilized, the swords/spears can be something like candy or the like, and all armor is breakable and can be shattered (made of bread or candy, uppon breaking it reveals underware, NO PORN so no nude girls !) that kinda stuff, arrows could be made of candy or stuff like that as well, the battlefield will be chocolate mud or something like that, al lfor our entertainment :]

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Good idea :) Let everyones imagination run wild.

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Re: Loli Infantry Sign-ups!
« Reply #258 on: June 26, 2010, 02:57:53 PM »
if we put our Loli-maniac's brains we can create a perfect battlefield, and please, bot use any harmful weapons, those are our precious lolis

we don't want to hurt them do we ?

my Rin Rin will have rubber soft hammer instead of spear, it will make a squishy sound, and on each hit a few cute stars wil lcome out of the head ^^, Kuroko will need a super cute outfit since her weapons are whatever she sees ;]

NO HARM TO LOLI's !

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Re: Loli Infantry Sign-ups!
« Reply #259 on: June 26, 2010, 02:59:09 PM »
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