Author Topic: sex? (Read 4597 times)

dyk · « **on:** July 18, 2010, 08:34:54 AM »

This is what happens with overprotectiv parents and no sex ed classes;)

http://www.jokelibrary.net/sex/p_to_s/pregnant-couple.html

Nikran · « **Reply #1 on:** July 18, 2010, 08:52:36 AM »

"How often were you having sex?"

*Blink blink* "What do you mean?"

It's incredible that shit like this occurs. What shocks me is that for them to not know anything about it that must mean either 2 things A) Fellow teenagers in the surrounding enviroment never brought up or included them in sexual based subjects B) Fellow teenagers in the surrounding enviroment were also unaware of everything to do with sex. I find the idea that no one else in your age group (I'm talking about teenage years because thats when you normally learn all of this stuff) doesn't know or doesn't talk about such subjects hard to swallow. Also the fucking odds that two people with the same lack of knowledge (Something very basic and normal to know about) getting together is also incredible.

So if around their teenage years they never once heard the word 'sex' what about drugs and alcohol? If they could of heard about one of this trio how could the other two been excluded? Unbelieveable!

Sosseres · « **Reply #2 on:** July 18, 2010, 08:53:52 AM »

They most likely heard about sex (at the very least from media), just didn't know it was needed for children for some reason.

xfreidax · « **Reply #3 on:** July 18, 2010, 09:04:50 AM »

I'm thinking they must be completely cut off from all forms of mainstream media for some reason?

Even if you take away porn, there's plenty of content in papers, tv, etc that would point to sex = babies.

Tiffanys · « **Reply #4 on:** July 18, 2010, 10:02:25 AM »

Good god, there's no way that can be true..... they shouldn't be allowed to procreate.

We need some kinda baby license...

JoonasTo · « **Reply #5 on:** July 18, 2010, 10:14:25 AM »

Lulz. So awesome.

Ps. Isn't it normal that kids learn around the age when they start school that how things like that work?
Isn't teenager kinda late to learn those things?

Sosseres · « **Reply #6 on:** July 18, 2010, 10:21:00 AM »

Quote from: JoonasTo on July 18, 2010, 10:14:25 AM

Lulz. So awesome.

Ps. Isn't it normal that kids learn around the age when they start school that how things like that work?
Isn't teenager kinda late to learn those things?

People start school at age 6 or earlier. There is no need to have knowledge about it at that age.

JoonasTo · « **Reply #7 on:** July 18, 2010, 10:28:33 AM »

*whistles innocently*

Tiffanys · « **Reply #8 on:** July 18, 2010, 11:03:47 AM »

Kids still have the Discovery channel, don't they?

Nikran · « **Reply #9 on:** July 18, 2010, 11:44:47 AM »

Wait a second...........Th ey didn't know about sex, but were trying to have a child for eight years. What the fuck where they doing for those eight years to conceive a child if it wasn't sexual intercourse.....?

That is a scary thought. Slighty less scary is the idea they imagined just getting married makes a woman pregnent $:-\$

Tiffanys · « **Reply #10 on:** July 18, 2010, 11:47:47 AM »

"Dear baby Jesus..."

AceD · « **Reply #11 on:** July 18, 2010, 11:59:14 AM »

Maybe he's fucked her ass for the last 8 years?

apriuschan · « **Reply #12 on:** July 18, 2010, 12:18:06 PM »

Methinks I've found solution. -Nod Nod.-

They probably just killed all their neighbors, and offered them to the 'Divine One', as sacrifices. They probably just asked for a child in return for the souls/hearts/blood of the living. For me, that's the most probable thing. Eight years is a HELL of a long time to sit around. Though it's just a joke, makes you wonder: "How many German people must be sacrificed, for the child of a stupid couple?"

Natheria · « **Reply #13 on:** July 18, 2010, 12:30:23 PM »

Wow... That's kind of hard to believe that it took them that long to figure out how to procreate. I mean, come on! Cavemen didn't have any sex ed teacher to tell them how to get it on (or have we reached some sort of monumental pinnacle of obliviousness?).

Tiffanys · « **Reply #14 on:** July 18, 2010, 01:07:16 PM »

Quote from: AceD on July 18, 2010, 11:59:14 AM

Maybe he's fucked her ass for the last 8 years?

How did that slip under my radar...

Nikran · « **Reply #15 on:** July 18, 2010, 01:28:59 PM »

Quote from: Tiffanys on July 18, 2010, 01:07:16 PM

Quote from: AceD on July 18, 2010, 11:59:14 AM
Maybe he's fucked her ass for the last 8 years?

How did that slip under my radar...

ballshit. if the guy was sticking his dick into one hole he'd have worked out he could try the other one in the eight years they'd been together. I'm 100% certain from what I know of this story that this person only used his member to take leaks with and thats all he prolly thought it's good for $:-\$

I'm also willing to bet that the whole concept probably seems fucking crazy to them if there both 35+ and never seen, heard or done it before in all there years of life. They prolly both need therapy to get the job done

AceD · « **Reply #16 on:** July 18, 2010, 01:34:28 PM »

Maybe he was told the pussy is the women's holy land, so since he was religious he wouldn't try invade there.

Clutching at straws here :<

Akecu · « **Reply #17 on:** July 18, 2010, 01:37:24 PM »

Interesting couple indeed o.o
I wonder what did that religion teach them..

Tiffanys · « **Reply #18 on:** July 18, 2010, 01:42:22 PM »

Well, sodomy is a sin...... sodomy is unnatural sex. Oral, anal & bestiality. Pretty much all the fun stuff.

Mirgond · « **Reply #19 on:** July 18, 2010, 02:21:41 PM »

Not really hard to believe... Those fanatic religious people aren't that rare here.
Germany has still some of the most conservative catholic arcbishops and followers of them...
Just put your children in a catholic school, add your life on the countryside, et voilà happy couple who doesn't know anything about sex...