Vampires Suck

[Takeshi]

Despite the fact that they keep making these kinds of films (Scary Movie, Epic Movie, Date Movie, Disaster Movie) I think I am going to laugh my way through this one. Mostly because it's making fun of Twilight which bored the hell out of me with its emo-mode.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksJvEH-R_ew

[Soryon]

I dunno, it just looks like another one of those parody movies we get every single year and are aimed towards kids in highschool.
Im not really looking forward to it, but when the time comes I can steal it from the internet... I "might" watch it.

[rathoriel]

One thing I have learned from movies is that all undead are gay emo's

[vuzedome]

Now this is definitely worth the watch, finally something to ridicule twilight.

[Soryon]

finally something to ridicule twilight.

as if the internet hasnt done enuf.

[vuzedome]

finally something to ridicule twilight.

as if the internet hasnt done enuf.

On the big screen~! 

[shabutie]

finally something to ridicule twilight.

as if the internet hasnt done enuf.

On the big screen~! 

But...


The internet is (sort of...) free!

The big screen supports company's to make these shitty movies.  I think that should be the name of their next movie in fact...  "Shitty Movie"

[NaRu]

Im going to see this one because I hate twilight

[SeventyX7]

Im going to see this one because I hate twilight

People like you are why these horrible movies are still being made.   :'(

Scary Movie 1 and 2 were the only funny ones, out of the entire bunch.

3 was okay if you liked Airplane!

[Xiong Chiamiov]

We need a live-action Hellsing movie, to show these fools what a vampire truly is.

My roommates and I have the director and about half the cast planned.  I can't remember it all offhand, but I do believe Liam Neeson was slated for Anderson.

[morrefule]

And we thought society couldn't get any more stupid after twilight....

On a fun note, when the first twilight came out on dvd, I had a teenage customer ask me if we had it in my store.  I gave them a confused look and This is sorta how the converstation played out. And for S&G let's just call the customer stupid...

Me - "What's that?"
Stupid - "Uhh.. You know, Twilight?"
Me - "I know about the Twilight Bike Race"
Stupid - "Aukah, about the Vampires?"
Me - "Vampires?"
Stupid - "What do you live in a hole or something?"
Me - "....."
Stupid - "The Movie...."
Me - "Oh, never heard of it, i'll go check the computer."
Me - "Yeah we got one, here you go."
Stupid - Looking like she had just won the Lottery ~ "Oh My G-d, Yes!"
Me - "You alright, it's just a movie."
Stuipd - "it's not just a movie."
Me - "Have a nice day ma'am, enjoy." (thinking don't trip over the curve on your way out, you've killed enough of my brain cells today....)

[TorturdChaos]

finally something to ridicule twilight.

as if the internet hasnt done enuf.

Its not possible to ridicule twilight enough.

As for Vampires Suck - it looks ok.  I don't think I will go see it in theaters, but I will most likely d/l it at some point.

[Scudworth]

I hate twilight as much as the next heterosexual male but Vampires Suck just doesn't look funny.
the funniest parts in a movie are always in the trailer and the jokes just looked kind of lame in it. I can't imagine sitting through a whole movie of that and worse.

[skawke]

I watched the unfinished version -> it's up on torrent sites.

Horrible. I mean, there's some really funny parts, other wise the entire thing is pretty stupid.

Conclusion? I would watch it, but I wouldn't PAY to watch it.

[Reape]

When I saw the name of the thread I was like: was this not obvious already?

[Takeshi]

When I saw the name of the thread I was like: was this not obvious already?

I couldn't agree more, I'm getting sick and tired of seeing both zombies and vampires being overused like hell. Twilight, Vampire Diaries, True Blood.

The only real cool vampire franchise was Blade.

[Soryon]

Nuhuh! The Count on sesame street was the most bad ass vampire.

[Scudworth]

Nuhuh! The Count on sesame street was the most bad ass vampire.

True dat.

[Epy]

I dunno, it just looks like another one of those parody movies we get every single year and are aimed towards kids in highschool.

yup, and it will be just as crap as the other ones
i bet it will fail to properly mock twilight, which isn't even hard 

Now this is definitely worth the watch, finally something to ridicule twilight.

oh boi, loli lover whining about twilight lol! what's the problem? she too old for you? 


now don't get me wrong, twilight is garbage and i'm all for mocking it
vampires do suck, so do werewolves, zombies and all that other crap

[AceD]

Guess you wont be watching Dance in the vampire bund anytime soon