Vampires Suck

[Epy]

Guess you wont be watching Dance in the vampire bund anytime soon  

boob, me? not soon, but maybe
i can tolerate the vampire/whatever thing as long as other things make up for it
usually when zombies/vampires/werewolves/ghosts/whatever involved though there's no quality to make up for it because those subjects are rather retarded to begin with and aimed at a "mentally less fortunate" target group

edit: actually, after checking AP i know i won't be watching that shit no

[nekozelda]

Lmfao I wanna see it.
My Fiance did but then he was like nah its one of those stupid "movies"
like date,epic,disaster,ect.
I love how they only name some of the ending with a movie though others you can clearly tell its the same even though theres no "movie" at the end of it like meet the Spartans.

[undetz]

We need a live-action Hellsing movie, to show these fools what a vampire truly is.

My roommates and I have the director and about half the cast planned.  I can't remember it all offhand, but I do believe Liam Neeson was slated for Anderson.

Liam Neeson is a solid choice for that role, but as for true vampires, there're really only two to speak of in the history of cinema.

Max Schreck as Nosferatu







And Bela Lugosi as Dracula.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Xmz-p9FYW8

They both completely succeeded at getting the alien-ness of the vampire across. The fact that it's a being that is not in the least human, that a vampire acts according to completely different rules and principles. Noone else has been able to do that like they did.



And for the record: Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg deserve jail sentences and a lifetime ban from any activity related to movies for their crimes against humanity.

[Tiffanys]

Kay, that looks hilarious.

[muesli]

When I saw the name of the thread I was like: was this not obvious already?

I couldn't agree more, I'm getting sick and tired of seeing both zombies and vampires being overused like hell. Twilight, Vampire Diaries, True Blood.

The only real cool vampire franchise was Blade.

You are right, there are a lot of vampire series and movies at the moment - and I am happy about it! I would recommend taking a look at True Blood. It reaaally got me after a few episodes.

On topic:

the funniest parts in a movie are always in the trailer and the jokes just looked kind of lame in it.

Agreed

[fohfoh]

Nuhuh! The Count on sesame street was the most bad ass vampire.

True dat.

Perpetuation of stereotypes. Stupid political correctness.

Vun vampire! ah ah ah! Two vampire! ah ah ah!

This movie seems so dumb...

[sunbunman]

After twilight? infinitely

[Meomix]

Someone killed himself over the twilight theater. /true story

[SeventyX7]

Like many people, I Googled faeries Sunday (if you don't know why, don't ask, because I won't say) and found yet another example of excellence in Wikipedia.



Reminded me of this thread.

[undetz]

It's been edited out again. :-/

[SeventyX7]

It's been edited out again. :-/

That's why you have to screenshot these things.