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Re: The shower/bath
« Reply #40 on: August 27, 2010, 10:42:03 PM »
Too good to pass.

lets make something clear by "Sweating while sleeping" I dont mean you wake up soaked in sweat. . .Im pretty sure most of you should know that while you sleep you do "release toxins" sort of saying. . .and when you wake up (ask your girlfriend/boyfriend) you "smell". . .not necessarily bad but you smell like  . . .whatever smell you have. . .I could recognize my girlfriends smell. . .and dont look at this post like "Wtf is this guy talking about" . . .if you've been with someone long enough and not living in the same house/room you can distinguish their smell. . .which is easier to perceive after they wake up.
What the fuck is this guy talking about?!

Yes, we all have a smell. Not a bad smell, but a smell nonetheless.

So when you take a shower the night before, you wake up smelling like soap, shampoo, and your personal smell. Add a little deodorant, "eau" or cologne, and you are ready to go. Where's the problem?

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and yeah, i'd happily come take a shit in your bath, nothing wrong with that if you're into that shit (get it olol!?)
OLO!

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« Reply #41 on: August 27, 2010, 10:58:49 PM »
Val the only shit here is what your full of  :'( :'(

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Re: The shower/bath
« Reply #42 on: August 27, 2010, 10:59:43 PM »
Too good to pass.

lets make something clear by "Sweating while sleeping" I dont mean you wake up soaked in sweat. . .Im pretty sure most of you should know that while you sleep you do "release toxins" sort of saying. . .and when you wake up (ask your girlfriend/boyfriend) you "smell". . .not necessarily bad but you smell like  . . .whatever smell you have. . .I could recognize my girlfriends smell. . .and dont look at this post like "Wtf is this guy talking about" . . .if you've been with someone long enough and not living in the same house/room you can distinguish their smell. . .which is easier to perceive after they wake up.
What the fuck is this guy talking about?!

Yes, we all have a smell. Not a bad smell, but a smell nonetheless.

So when you take a shower the night before, you wake up smelling like soap, shampoo, and your personal smell. Add a little deodorant, "eau" or cologne, and you are ready to go. Where's the problem?

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and yeah, i'd happily come take a shit in your bath, nothing wrong with that if you're into that shit (get it olol!?)
OLO!
i do wake up all sweaty sometimes though, maybe i was having nightmares about http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrQJNwyvisc ?  :-\
don't remember what i dream about usually nor whether or not that was the cause

and gimme a call!


and i love you andrew-kun! even if you smell and take filthy baths
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Re: The shower/bath
« Reply #43 on: August 27, 2010, 11:15:50 PM »
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and yeah, i'd happily come take a shit in your bath, nothing wrong with that if you're into that shit (get it olol!?)
Why does that remind me of this?

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Re: The shower/bath
« Reply #44 on: August 27, 2010, 11:24:27 PM »
I forgot to mention - I always shower berfore and after sex.

I think that is a total mood killer. . .at least IMO

when I see it in anime (ex. nana) . . .tho the guy pimips it going like "imma take a shower so do some warm up exercises you slut!"  . . .but hes a pimp so he can do that. . .
but yeah I mean I had a friend (girl) she called me like at 11 PM shes like "Dude we were making out and now this guy got into the shower. .. WTF im left here all alone in his bed"
I just loled, cause I knew that guy. . .asked him later on he told me he was having "issues" and needed to relax for a min.

still. . .the shower is a mood killer before sex. . .unless you get in togheter ;)



I'll have to try that the next time I get sick.

if you were referring to my post about lime and shower. . .yes it works like wonders. . .hasnt failed me once!
*offcourse I think it goes without saying that you must sleep with your sheets/covers on. . .I mean you are supposed to be feeling sick so sleeping in the nude wont help.
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« Reply #45 on: August 28, 2010, 12:04:15 AM »
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but yeah I mean I had a friend (girl) she called me like at 11 PM shes like "Dude we were making out and now this guy got into the shower. .. WTF im left here all alone in his bed"
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still. . .the shower is a mood killer before sex. . .unless you get in togheter ;)
Well... duh!

It's a mood killer if you are in the middle of it. I hope Proin is referring to taking a shower before actually meeting with the girl. Say, she is expected by 21:00, you take your shower at 20:00.

This is mostly necessary if you are expecting lotsa foreplay, because tongue is involved, and nobody wants to taste each other's greasy body. Otherwise, if you are going for the prize in a 5-min race, say, to... actually conceive a baby, it doesn't matter.

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if you were referring to my post about lime and shower. . .yes it works like wonders. . .hasnt failed me once!
*offcourse I think it goes without saying that you must sleep with your sheets/covers on. . .I mean you are supposed to be feeling sick so sleeping in the nude wont help.
That's exactly like having a fever. High temperatures kill bacteria, like pasteurization, only a fever is more-or-less self-regulated.

Boiling yourself like an egg may help, but it may also cause unnecessary brain damage. So watch out.

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Re: The shower/bath
« Reply #46 on: August 28, 2010, 12:24:21 AM »
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but yeah I mean I had a friend (girl) she called me like at 11 PM shes like "Dude we were making out and now this guy got into the shower. .. WTF im left here all alone in his bed"
...

still. . .the shower is a mood killer before sex. . .unless you get in togheter ;)
Well... duh!

It's a mood killer if you are in the middle of it. I hope Proin is referring to taking a shower before actually meeting with the girl. Say, she is expected by 21:00, you take your shower at 20:00.

This is mostly necessary if you are expecting lotsa foreplay, because tongue is involved, and nobody wants to taste each other's greasy body. Otherwise, if you are going for the prize in a 5-min race, say, to... actually conceive a baby, it doesn't matter.

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if you were referring to my post about lime and shower. . .yes it works like wonders. . .hasnt failed me once!
*offcourse I think it goes without saying that you must sleep with your sheets/covers on. . .I mean you are supposed to be feeling sick so sleeping in the nude wont help.
That's exactly like having a fever. High temperatures kill bacteria, like pasteurization, only a fever is more-or-less self-regulated.

Boiling yourself like an egg may help, but it may also cause unnecessary brain damage. So watch out.

thats the point. . .a self induced fever before the actual fever kicks in. . .attack the bacteria before they get powerful enough to try and kill you.

and some lime to add up that vitamin C. . .total WTFPWNZ them bacteria. . .its like sending 10 carriers into a zerg village with 20 zerglings. . .

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Re: The shower/bath
« Reply #47 on: August 28, 2010, 12:48:53 AM »
I forgot to mention - I always shower berfore and after sex.

I'm sure there was a Sex and the City episode about a guy who felt compelled to do that. As soon as he finished he showered. Not very flattering to the girl.

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« Reply #48 on: August 28, 2010, 01:10:31 AM »
I definitely think a woman who is freshly bathed and smelling of soap and shampoo is much more of a turn-on than the alternative.  I personally don't want to smell like flowers, but I'm always attracted to a female who does.
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Re: The shower/bath
« Reply #49 on: August 28, 2010, 01:50:13 AM »
I forgot to mention - I always shower berfore and after sex.

I'm sure there was a Sex and the City episode about a guy who felt compelled to do that. As soon as he finished he showered. Not very flattering to the girl.

eh, Asian chicks expect it and hop in with you (before and after).

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« Reply #50 on: August 28, 2010, 02:53:32 AM »
I like to shower in the morning because it is like a morning cleanse to start my day. I take cold showers, as cold as the water can get, which isn't that cold since I live in southern california. It is like misogi.

If I exercise during the day, and sweat a lot, then later in the evening or sometime after I will shower.

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« Reply #51 on: August 28, 2010, 02:53:53 AM »
There is something meaningful about this discussion - I think.  Grew up on a farm, came home and took a shower then because I stank, really nothing to decide about am or pm.  

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Re: The shower/bath
« Reply #52 on: August 28, 2010, 03:00:34 AM »
sometimes I shower twice a day but it is usually before I go to sleep
I have long hair so it drys during the night

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« Reply #53 on: August 28, 2010, 04:09:05 AM »
I shower at night only. It makes no sense to do it twice for me, because after I wake up, I'm awake. Brushing my teeth usually perks me right up.
I like cleaning myself before sleeping so my bed doesn't get dirty :s
And I don't sweat in my sleep .____.

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Re: The shower/bath
« Reply #54 on: August 28, 2010, 06:15:27 PM »
I shower once a month

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Re: The shower/bath
« Reply #55 on: August 28, 2010, 06:52:20 PM »
I see a striking resemblance to your ava, a cousin maybe?

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« Reply #56 on: August 28, 2010, 07:15:26 PM »
I see a striking resemblance to your ava, a cousin maybe?

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Re: The shower/bath
« Reply #57 on: August 28, 2010, 09:02:12 PM »
I forgot to mention - I always shower berfore and after sex.

I'm sure there was a Sex and the City episode about a guy who felt compelled to do that. As soon as he finished he showered. Not very flattering to the girl.

eh, Asian chicks expect it and hop in with you (before and after).

and Im guessing you have sex in the shower? or do you just wash your backs? so then its a 3x1 . . .good deal

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Re: The shower/bath
« Reply #58 on: August 28, 2010, 09:11:44 PM »
I go to shower when I feel myself dirty :P
Soo, I may visit the shower more than once a day or then I might avoid the shower for 1 month :P

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« Reply #59 on: August 28, 2010, 09:19:36 PM »
I go to shower when I feel myself dirty :P
Soo, I may visit the shower more than once a day or then I might avoid the shower for 1 month :P

Avoiding the shower for a month? People will start avoiding you for a month if you do that xD
I had a guy in my class, a blower (weed smoker), who didn't shower for 2 weeks or more and he smelled like rotten fish ... but then again he was always high so I don't know if he realized it himself.

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