HeintzH should be the president, he has a Duck, and a cool siggy !
on a side note, I would promote Ashen from the hentai uploads, also known as the God of Hentai, as the minister of public healthcare 
President of what?... of perverts maybe...
...damn that could even work...

But I think I'd run for minister of education. First Act: Reading a book containing loli, Second Act: Introducing loli as subject in schools. Third Act: Every book, no every printed object that doesn't contain a minimum amount of loli ---> banned, Fourth Act: ....
VOTE NOW!!!Now we just need a foreign minister to spread loli outside our borders....

Btw: @Havoc:
Hiyoko desu! Even if it has a beard, even if it asks for a second helping, it's still a...
But I do have a rubber duck in my bathroom, never used it though, it's just for decoration and the lulz.

EDIT: @Xiong Chiamiov (1 below): Well since it's 2 AM here.... please forgive me for my illiteracy. (Link saved for future reference)
Hmmm... that wasn't a good start for my campaign i guess.... but.... oh well ┐( ̄ー ̄)┌