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Re: What was the most painful injury you ever had
« Reply #40 on: September 14, 2010, 01:36:47 PM »
Where the hell do you live? Getting shot and cut like that...
Getting shot was during a festive drinking session, things got a little out of hand.
The cut was when I'm still a little boy, glass, super kick, broken glass, lots of it.
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Re: What was the most painful injury you ever had
« Reply #41 on: September 14, 2010, 01:42:05 PM »
Where the hell do you live? Getting shot and cut like that...
Getting shot was during a festive drinking session, things got a little out of hand.
The cut was when I'm still a little boy, glass, super kick, broken glass, lots of it.
a little ...

i fucken laughed on this one, no offense, the sentence is just GOLD!

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Re: What was the most painful injury you ever had
« Reply #42 on: September 14, 2010, 01:47:42 PM »
Well, forgive me as I'm a noob. The worst pain for me was having ostomalitious and watching the bones in my foot dislove in my foot. I had to have the leg cut off below the knee..............M orphine the wonder drug, ;D on that and they will get a yes for anything from ya

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Re: What was the most painful injury you ever had
« Reply #43 on: September 14, 2010, 01:55:09 PM »
Where the hell do you live? Getting shot and cut like that...

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Re: What was the most painful injury you ever had
« Reply #44 on: September 14, 2010, 02:01:16 PM »
Well, forgive me as I'm a noob. The worst pain for me was having ostomalitious and watching the bones in my foot dislove in my foot. I had to have the leg cut off below the knee..............M orphine the wonder drug, ;D on that and they will get a yes for anything from ya
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Re: What was the most painful injury you ever had
« Reply #45 on: September 14, 2010, 02:51:38 PM »
I never had something really serious.
The wost things that happened where when I was about  and played withe a few friends with bows and arrows (the rules were about CS in real life because we didn't think about what would happen if our aim was too good) and an arrow glanced me right below my eye. That bled like hell so the doctor sewed it without any anesthetica and thought it funny to tell my mother I surely had a bad conscience since anyone else would scream and defend himself but I didn't dare not to keep a straight face.
And once I fell on a concrete flower-pot face first and kocked 3-4 teeth out, no harm dince since they were decidous teeth.

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Re: What was the most painful injury you ever had
« Reply #46 on: September 14, 2010, 03:10:23 PM »
Well, forgive me as I'm a noob. The worst pain for me was having ostomalitious and watching the bones in my foot dislove in my foot. I had to have the leg cut off below the knee..............M orphine the wonder drug, ;D on that and they will get a yes for anything from ya
sir, would you give us your kidneys ?
sure
sir, would you give us your liver ?
sure
sir, not much left of what is useful, can we have your heart ?
sure
Would you like some tea?

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Re: What was the most painful injury you ever had
« Reply #47 on: September 14, 2010, 03:31:12 PM »
Well, forgive me as I'm a noob. The worst pain for me was having ostomalitious and watching the bones in my foot dislove in my foot. I had to have the leg cut off below the knee..............M orphine the wonder drug, ;D on that and they will get a yes for anything from ya
Nothing in here even compares to that. Now that's one hell of an experience, before the morphine sets in.
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Re: What was the most painful injury you ever had
« Reply #48 on: September 14, 2010, 03:43:19 PM »
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I've got about five of 'em.  Most pain, I'll go with:

Working construction in a snow storm.
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Holly crap, that's awful!

By the way, I'm still waiting for Tiffany, kurandoinu, harpy, morgia or any other gal to post in this thread.

How come only the dudes are lucky enough to get horrible disfigurating accidents while running around careless like headless turkeys?

Oh, I know what they'll say: it's been scientifically proved that women have a higher pain threshold than men, because they need to prepare to giving birth, which is apparently pretty ouchy.

I guess their biggest pains would be like this: taking it in the ass, getting their crotch waxed with wax and not, say, laser, and having a baby come out of their vagina, instead of the more modern and classy I-get-a-C-section-so-my-vagina-remains-its-normal-size-and-I-don't-have-to-have-a-labiaplasty-afterwards approach.

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Re: What was the most painful injury you ever had
« Reply #49 on: September 14, 2010, 03:45:51 PM »
I guess their biggest pains would be like this: taking it in the ass, getting their crotch waxed with wax and not, say, laser, and having a baby come out of their vagina, instead of the more modern and classy I-get-a-C-section-so-my-vagina-remains-its-normal-size-and-I-don't-have-to-have-a-labiaplasty-afterwards approach.
wow.
I read thru that with a straight face and then suddenly you started talking about taking it in the ass and my head nearly exploded. I was not expecting that. I did however, get a really nice laff out.

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Re: What was the most painful injury you ever had
« Reply #50 on: September 14, 2010, 03:53:38 PM »
Actually, under normal circumstances men have around double the pain threshold that women.
That changes when women get pregnant and closer to labour. When giving birth they've got around ten times more paindulling hormones than usually.

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Re: What was the most painful injury you ever had
« Reply #51 on: September 14, 2010, 03:57:49 PM »
Actually, under normal circumstances men have around double the pain threshold that women.
That changes when women get pregnant and closer to labour. When giving birth they've got around ten times more paindulling hormones than usually.

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Re: What was the most painful injury you ever had
« Reply #52 on: September 14, 2010, 04:24:58 PM »
my most painful experience could also be when I left my childhood behind and became an adult, I miss that childhood now :(

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Re: What was the most painful injury you ever had
« Reply #53 on: September 14, 2010, 04:26:19 PM »
I hit my head on a wall just now so yeah i must admit it actually hurt pretty much...it still does.
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Re: What was the most painful injury you ever had
« Reply #54 on: September 14, 2010, 04:27:24 PM »
it will be on your mind 9the pain) for at least next 72 seconds and then you will start some porn session and it will be gone :)

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Re: What was the most painful injury you ever had
« Reply #55 on: September 14, 2010, 09:19:46 PM »
Most painful injury was when 1 gf left me some years ago, lost weight 65->50 kilos luck i found new one, would of died.
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Re: What was the most painful injury you ever had
« Reply #56 on: September 14, 2010, 11:23:14 PM »
I had two painful experiences as a kid and I remember both involved a bike.

The first one was when I was riding along a street and I thought I heard a car coming from behind me. So I turn around and don't see anything. Thought I was okay until I turned back to the front and my chin collided into the corner of a rusty old mailbox. Blood gushed out and I was crying forever until the neighbors came out and got my parents. After that it took like 30 stitches to close my chin back up.

The other one, and to this day I still don't know how the hell it happened, was I was riding my bike and it flew away from me. With my momentum carrying me, I feel crotch first right into a lamp post.

Other than those two incidents, I've been pretty lucky nothing serious has happened to me.

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Re: What was the most painful injury you ever had
« Reply #57 on: September 15, 2010, 09:25:53 AM »
I almost got slashed by a butcher once........i dont want to talk about it or remember it though.
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Re: What was the most painful injury you ever had
« Reply #58 on: September 15, 2010, 09:41:42 AM »
I almost got slashed by a butcher once........i dont want to talk about it or remember it though.
you just did :D

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Re: What was the most painful injury you ever had
« Reply #59 on: September 15, 2010, 01:05:39 PM »
I was 6 year old that time. I was riding a bicycle with my aunt and I was located in a kinda "back seat" part it was a downhill road and suddenly the bicycle loss control. I fell from the bike after a couple of seconds and noticed that the skin surrounding my left ankle was ripped off and I saw the ripped off skin in the gears of the bicycle. Healing almost took a half year.

Happened 2 years ago. Me and my sister was arguing I was seriously in rage. Of course I cannot punch her because she is a girl. What I did is I punched the wall after the argue was over I got my all my knuckles dislocated in both hands with blood splattered on the wall.

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