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What was the most painful injury you ever had

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Enishi-07:
I never had something really serious.
The wost things that happened where when I was about  and played withe a few friends with bows and arrows (the rules were about CS in real life because we didn't think about what would happen if our aim was too good) and an arrow glanced me right below my eye. That bled like hell so the doctor sewed it without any anesthetica and thought it funny to tell my mother I surely had a bad conscience since anyone else would scream and defend himself but I didn't dare not to keep a straight face.
And once I fell on a concrete flower-pot face first and kocked 3-4 teeth out, no harm dince since they were decidous teeth.

JoonasTo:

--- Quote from: Havoc10K on September 14, 2010, 02:01:16 PM ---
--- Quote from: kendle666 on September 14, 2010, 01:47:42 PM ---Well, forgive me as I'm a noob. The worst pain for me was having ostomalitious and watching the bones in my foot dislove in my foot. I had to have the leg cut off below the knee..............M orphine the wonder drug, ;D on that and they will get a yes for anything from ya

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sir, would you give us your kidneys ?
sure
sir, would you give us your liver ?
sure
sir, not much left of what is useful, can we have your heart ?
sure

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Would you like some tea?

God that is so awesome.

vuzedome:

--- Quote from: kendle666 on September 14, 2010, 01:47:42 PM ---Well, forgive me as I'm a noob. The worst pain for me was having ostomalitious and watching the bones in my foot dislove in my foot. I had to have the leg cut off below the knee..............M orphine the wonder drug, ;D on that and they will get a yes for anything from ya

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Nothing in here even compares to that. Now that's one hell of an experience, before the morphine sets in.

sapiens:

--- Quote from: datora on September 11, 2010, 05:08:36 AM ---.
I've got about five of 'em.  Most pain, I'll go with:

Working construction in a snow storm.
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Holly crap, that's awful!

By the way, I'm still waiting for Tiffany, kurandoinu, harpy, morgia or any other gal to post in this thread.

How come only the dudes are lucky enough to get horrible disfigurating accidents while running around careless like headless turkeys?

Oh, I know what they'll say: it's been scientifically proved that women have a higher pain threshold than men, because they need to prepare to giving birth, which is apparently pretty ouchy.

I guess their biggest pains would be like this: taking it in the ass, getting their crotch waxed with wax and not, say, laser, and having a baby come out of their vagina, instead of the more modern and classy I-get-a-C-section-so-my-vagina-remains-its-normal-size-and-I-don't-have-to-have-a-labiaplasty-afterwards approach.

Soryon:

--- Quote from: sapiens on September 14, 2010, 03:43:19 PM ---I guess their biggest pains would be like this: taking it in the ass, getting their crotch waxed with wax and not, say, laser, and having a baby come out of their vagina, instead of the more modern and classy I-get-a-C-section-so-my-vagina-remains-its-normal-size-and-I-don't-have-to-have-a-labiaplasty-afterwards approach.

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wow.
I read thru that with a straight face and then suddenly you started talking about taking it in the ass and my head nearly exploded. I was not expecting that. I did however, get a really nice laff out.

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