Things that piss you off!

[megido-rev.M]

Things taking too long to defrost.

My kitchen being a mess.

Someone made a mess?

[metro.]

Someone made a mess?

Yeah, my roommate and his gf made shrimp at some point in the last 24 hours and there's oil all over our stove top.

Sad. I'm too hungry to deal with this shit

[Xycolian2332]

Someone made a mess?

Yeah, my roommate and his gf made shrimp at some point in the last 24 hours and there's oil all over our stove top.

Sad. I'm too hungry to deal with this shit

Knock on their door and scream at them while they're fucking.

[megido-rev.M]

Having to sleep soon.

[Logiick]

Having to sleep soon.

Ain't that the truth.

OT: When my trashcan is too full to put anything in.

[Tiffanys]

OT: When my trashcan is too full to put anything in.

Use something to pack it down in there. Like if you have a little one about the size of a plastic bag from Walmart (that's what I use to line mine in my bedroom/bathroom in fact) then you can just use something like an empty bag of cremesavers to squish it down and be your own little trash compactor. It can go from full to like 25% in an instant!

Of course if you don't have empty bags of cremesavers like an addict such as myself then you could use something like an old shoe that doesn't fit anymore... everyone has those.

I guess it'd be more difficult if you're talking about one of the big ones. Probably too much effort to even bother with, really.

[metro.]

Someone made a mess?

Yeah, my roommate and his gf made shrimp at some point in the last 24 hours and there's oil all over our stove top.

Sad. I'm too hungry to deal with this shit

Knock on their door and scream at them while they're fucking.

I didn't even know they were home this whole week, I thought they'd went back to HK or some shit.

[Tiffanys]

Knock on their door and scream at them while they're fucking.

Don't be a dick. That's the type of bullshit that will deteriorate any living arrangement into living hell very quickly.

[Mistgun_Zero]

When people wake me up for something silly.

[Garret02]

Aftershave getting into my eye causing, if I'm not mistaken, chemical burn which is not very nice. In fact, it's very bad.

[Tiffanys]

I can't say I've ever heard "chemical burn" used in the same sentence as "pleasant experience."

...until just now. wtf. LOL

[metro.]

When profs run over time and I have a class right away so I have to be an asshole and leave while he's still lecturing so I'm not late for my next class

[Garret02]

I can't say I've ever heard "chemical burn" used in the same sentence as "pleasant experience."

...until just now. wtf. LOL

You know, after the feeling of my eye burning/melting because of acid like substance faded off, it kind of felt like I was scratching an itch on the back of my eye. Which was, like scratching any itch, kind of nice. But seriously, don't try this at home kids. Only professional failmen like me are qualified for such performances.

[JoonasTo]

When profs run over time and I have a class right away so I have to be an asshole and leave while he's still lecturing so I'm not late for my next class

You're not an asshole
The prof is inept.

[Tiffanys]

In all seriousness, I don't imagine it was a chemical burn though. Alcohol will sting like a mother if you get it in your eye but it's relatively safe. Some people actually use a similar method, albeit with stuff for drinking, to get drunk rather quickly.

Well, I wouldn't really say it's relatively safe to be honest... it's not smart. 

[Garret02]

Yeah I think so too after a second of thought. It's just that when I googled alcohol in the eyes it took me to the burns page (with a detour to the article about relationship between amount of drunk alcohol to the way your eyes look) so I was like "Now, ain't that just fucking great?" (mind you, I had only one functioning eye at that moment and was kind of in a hurry). Later when I looked at it again it stated that concentrated alcohol may cause chemical burns. So unless I poured rectified spirit or denaturated alcohol in my eye I should be relatively ok. Although I do have both of those in my house. I should probably stay clear of those bottles...

[metro.]

Fed Ex won't drop my skis off at school because they require a "direct signature". So now I need to commandeer someone's car and go pick them up from the depot, which is annoyingggggggg.

[megido-rev.M]

Random shit on sidewalks.

[Darth.Sid]

the fact that my college website's "student info system" fails to open on anything other that internet fucking explorer!

[metro.]

Fire Alarms at 7 in the morning.