What's the problem with playing as Archer? He's pretty fucking boss I must say. Although honestly, that's a pretty silly character selection system,but as you and someone else explained, it does make sense.
Meh, he is arrogant, annoying and ugly.

My fucked up sleep schedual.
The same thought crossed my mind last night. Internet Hi-5!
Smoking/Smokers. Shit should just be banned!