Things that piss you off!

[Havoc10K]

the only good things humans invented:

-beer
-sex with opposite gender as it should be, but lesbians are good IMO
-anime/manga/related stuff
-music
-BluRay quality.

anything else is annoying

*I might have missed something, but that hopefully completes the list.

[1000mAh]

-sex with opposite gender as it should be

Sorry to ruin your fun. That was invented by animals

[Havoc10K]

reproduction was, only humans and dolphins get pleasure from sex

[1000mAh]

reproduction was, only humans and dolphins get pleasure from sex

yeah, we only took it one step higher

[JoonasTo]

And you forget the monkeys that have sex as a greeting...

[1000mAh]

yeah, that too.

but on topic:
The Black men who stole my bike few years ago!

[Soulreaper77]

the only good things humans invented:

-beer
-sex with opposite gender as it should be, but lesbians are good IMO
-anime/manga/related stuff
-music
-BluRay quality.

anything else is annoying

*I might have missed something, but that hopefully completes the list.

Lol, where's the Internet, Cell Phone, Computer, Cars and the TV? Humans have made much more useful things that you probably use or will use in the future. 

[Havoc10K]

internet is 95% porn, and that porn is infested with viruses of all kinds, nothing good about it except it brings me Anime and Mangas, so out of 100% of internet, only 5% is useful, the rest of it is annoyance.

[JoonasTo]

*rubbs eyes*
Can that be real?
Havoc saying that PORN is useless?

[Havoc10K]

i don't need porn, I have a live sample

[SeventyX7]

i don't need porn, I have a live sample

Even if you're the worlds greatest player, you still won't see enough different women naked without the use of porn.

[Ixarku]

I hate fucking scammers / telemarketers (diediediedie!).  After months of being left alone, I've gotten 3 different phone calls today on my cell phone from unfamiliar numbers, including one that came across on caller id as 200-200-0000.  I never answer the phone when I see an unfamiliar phone number, but that's 3 more complaints to file with the FTC, which = 5 minutes of my life that I could be doing something else unproductive.

[Havoc10K]

yeah I hate that too, I have set the police line as the redirect number, whenever I redirect some call it goes to annoy them lol, I started doing this when my sisters ex-husband's brother was threatening me, I decided to tell him that the next time he calls me he will regret it, he called me, and I redirected him to the police line, stopped calling

[Ixarku]

yeah I hate that too, I have set the police line as the redirect number, whenever I redirect some call it goes to annoy them lol, I started doing this when my sisters ex-husband's brother was threatening me, I decided to tell him that the next time he calls me he will regret it, he called me, and I redirected him to the police line, stopped calling

Ha!  Now that's classic!

[SeventyX7]

Whenever I get a call from a telemarketer, I typically say that the person they're calling for (me, one of my parents) died.

Sometimes I have fun with it, I've said they/I've died of polio, hit by a golf cart, and mauled by a bear.  Those are best ones I remember of top of my head.

[Soulreaper77]

Whenever I get a call from a telemarketer, I typically say that the person they're calling for (me, one of my parents) died.

Sometimes I have fun with it, I've said they/I've died of polio, hit by a golf cart, and mauled by a bear.  Those are best ones I remember of top of my head.

HAAHAHA Awesome. I'm so gonna try that next time xD Mauled by a bear ... I will use that xD
Or I will recite the Old Spice commercial and then hang up (because the Old Spice commercial is awesome). "This phone call is now DIAMONDS!" 

[Soryon]

Whenever I get a call from a telemarketer, I typically say that the person they're calling for (me, one of my parents) died.

Sometimes I have fun with it, I've said they/I've died of polio, hit by a golf cart, and mauled by a bear.  Those are best ones I remember of top of my head.

When I was younger I remember some telemarketing place kept calling for my grandfather who not only was indeed dead, but never lived in that house or had that telephone number.
It was rather annoying.

I remember saying something along the lines of "If you manage to get ahold of him, dont call me, call the newspaper."

[Havoc10K]

that could result in some trouble someday, I sometimes answer and say "Fire department! How can I help you?"

they hang up instantly.

but I generally just redirect unknowns and not familiar numbers

[Soulreaper77]

Or just order a pizza when they call you xD
I once rang a doorbell on a flat and tried to order a pizza, the guy came down to see who I was, of course I had to run like the wind (because he was pretty angry). But yeah those were epic times.

[phufham]

if its an unknown number my dad would sometimes say City Morgue, you stab em we slab em, they would hang up as well unless it someone we knew. what i hate is when you get phone calls about college stuff or information you requested when what you did had nothing to do with either.