People that talk on their cell that are oblivious to the drivers around them. Cars with a baby on board sticker. Cars with support the troops ribbon. Hipsters. Hipsters that ruined memories of my childhood (pabst blue ribbon). When an awesome band puts out a shitty album. When an awesome band makes an awesome album, but forgets vinyl. When I clean my apartment and then my retarded ass makes a mess five minutes later destroying the beauty and forcing me to clean... again. People that won't just answer my fucking question but instead gives a life story or says something asshole. I did fucking google it, that's why I'm fucking asking the question. When family suggests that I handle a situation their way, I look at their life, and it sucks. "I think I might have gave you an STD" text message. "I think I'm pregnant" text message. After a break up and it's like everybody is compelled to say, "lets just be friends". Stop Loss. When ben & jerry's red velvet cake ice cream is on sale, 2 for five bucks and I'm on a diet. The elusive six pack. The elusive Yeti. When I have friends over and they drink all my booze or smoke all my cigarettes, and sometimes both. DMV. Trying to get ahold of DMV on the phone. Finally getting ahold of DMV on the phone regarding shit they fucked up and can't fix over the phone forcing me to go to the DMV. Getting older. Atrocious paragraphs.