Things that piss you off!

[Ixarku]

I'm not exactly afraid of heights, but I am paranoid about falling.  That, and having to keep my legs & feet perfectly still while maintaining balance while trying to do anything for an extended period of time usually requires a bit of concentration and is just an overall pain in the ass.
 
The only physical activity I believe in doing while drunk involves pressing buttons on the remote control or in getting / making another drink.  I'm clumsy enough while sober, don't need to make it worse by trying something while intoxicated.

[metro.]

stable abnormal life

I'm dying to hear some examples...

That said:

Thing that pisses me off: Atheism.

You're devoutly religious?
This explains so much.

The fact it's warm enough to go for a run, but still way too icy.

[Nikkoru]

My neighbour invited me over to watch saturday night Leafs' hockey with his friends after an earnest bout of altruism lead him to shovelling my front path of the latest winter snowfall. It was the sort of offer that every social convention in the universe demands a jovial consent to. He had a whole platter of sushi and chicken wings, and even provided me with V8 vegetable juice after I politely refused his homemade hard lemonade. His friends were kind and pleasant people, and while the game sucked it looked pretty cool on one of those projector screens. The guy works for a local food distributer and often receives hefty gifts from work, thus I received two plump steaks as I bade my farewell.

The depths to my illogical and irrational hatred for this man knows no bounds.

Do you live in Toronto? O: (Leafs suck btw, don't ever expect them to win)

The greater Toronto area.

I don't expect them to win and I don't really want to watch such awful hockey, but as I said, social conventions and whatnot. I think the zealous fandom of the Maple Leafs, regardless of the content of their play, has left the management sanguine to maintaining its sub-par status. Why bother getting better when your lousy product is already raking in more than enough money with no real effort on your part?

Personally I don't express support to any specific athletic team, organization, or individual. Though quality athleticism is something to behold, especially when the competition is fierce.

Any who

I agree with the anti-ladder sentiment, I use them rarely but they inevitably snap shut on my fingers or leave me with splinters. I have similar troubles with file cabinets - which seem intent on breaking my digits on every opportunity.


Perhaps I'm just clumsy?

[metro.]

Harmonic Physics.

[froody1911]

Harmonic Physics.

This

[hanayome]

Harmonic Physics.

This

Especially with my plate full already...

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We're all a little atheist, deep down.

I believe the converse to be true but opinions vary so leave it.

You're devoutly religious?
This explains so much.

Baseless exaggeration to "devout".

[Bob2004]

Forgetting really important things in the middle of an exam, then suddenly remembering them again as soon as it's finished. I had a Japanese History exam today, and completely forgot what Toudaiji and Bushi were, which meant I couldn't answer those two questions at all, which means 10% of the marks down the drain already

And of course as soon as I left the exam hall I remembered that Toudaiji is the famous temple in Nara with the giant buddha, and bushi is basically just bushido. Both of which I could have written plenty about

[Kyrdua]

getting stuck in 9gag. not as potent as TVTropes or Cracked* but you keep clicking "next".

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Does not cause Tab Explosion. one Tab is enough.

[Havoc10K]

Steam


Thank you for pointing out the fact that I need to run the application to play a game, even though it is already running faggots!

[komaschwarz]

Having to plan a meal for a vegan who is also allergic to gluten and soy. Seriously: imagine every piece of delicious food you've ever had. You can't make that

I don't mind cooking for vegetarians (twice-baked spinach, parmesan and goats' cheese soufflé anyone?) but yeah...what the hell do vegans eat apart from roots and nuts?

[Havoc10K]

fish ?

[komaschwarz]

Vegans don't eat any animal or animal byproduct. Fish is an animal

[Burkingam]

Having to plan a meal for a vegan who is also allergic to gluten and soy. Seriously: imagine every piece of delicious food you've ever had. You can't make that

I don't mind cooking for vegetarians (twice-baked spinach, parmesan and goats' cheese soufflé anyone?) but yeah...what the hell do vegans eat apart from roots and nuts?

I think your best bet is a salads(make sure the vinaigrette is vegan). You could also make a vegetable soup(but remember not to add mild). It's also possible to make a vegepate sandwich using gluten free bread, but be careful that there is no soy in the vegepate. If you can't buy vegepate or sandwich, it's possible to find recipes on the web. It's also possible to find gluten free noddles. Good luck!

[Havoc10K]

Tofu or water should suffice

I'm being mean, but I don't understand vegans, I wouldn't last a week without meat, hell I think I would die after 3 days without meat.

And if my meat was anything like this:

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I would probably never leave home

[Burkingam]

Tofu or water should suffice

I'm being mean, but I don't understand vegans, I wouldn't last a week without meat, hell I think I would die after 3 days without meat.

And if my meat was anything like this:

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I would probably never leave home

Having to plan a meal for a vegan who is also allergic to gluten and soy. Seriously: imagine every piece of delicious food you've ever had. You can't make that

I don't mind cooking for vegetarians (twice-baked spinach, parmesan and goats' cheese soufflé anyone?) but yeah...what the hell do vegans eat apart from roots and nuts?

[Havoc10K]

Forgot about that

[Burkingam]

I wouldn't mind going completely vegetarian if there was more choice on the market and if vegetarian meals weren't so often overpriced. I already avoid any meal consisting mainly of red meat. Going vegan would be a bit too much for me though.

[Havoc10K]

I avoid red meat as well, although I don't eat much meat as is, I can't live without it, I eat a lot of fruits and veggies, but I have to eat meat at least every dinner at least every 2 days.

[metro.]

I have limited meat because I live on Campus, therefore not very many options of good meat.

Typically, it comes mostly in sandwiches or the it's just low quality.

[komaschwarz]

Having to plan a meal for a vegan who is also allergic to gluten and soy. Seriously: imagine every piece of delicious food you've ever had. You can't make that

I don't mind cooking for vegetarians (twice-baked spinach, parmesan and goats' cheese soufflé anyone?) but yeah...what the hell do vegans eat apart from roots and nuts?

I think your best bet is a salads(make sure the vinaigrette is vegan). You could also make a vegetable soup(but remember not to add mild). It's also possible to make a vegepate sandwich using gluten free bread, but be careful that there is no soy in the vegepate. If you can't buy vegepate or sandwich, it's possible to find recipes on the web. It's also possible to find gluten free noddles. Good luck!

I think that's the route I would have gone had they not bailed at the last second. Thank Jeebus.