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Offline Ixarku

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #3060 on: January 24, 2012, 12:54:37 AM »
Having to plan a meal for a vegan who is also allergic to gluten and soy. Seriously: imagine every piece of delicious food you've ever had. You can't make that >.<

I don't mind cooking for vegetarians (twice-baked spinach, parmesan and goats' cheese soufflé anyone?) but yeah...what the hell do vegans eat apart from roots and nuts?

I think the only choices on this diet are grass and rocks.
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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #3061 on: January 24, 2012, 12:57:50 AM »
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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #3062 on: January 24, 2012, 01:11:25 AM »

I'm gunna leave you anyway.

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #3063 on: January 24, 2012, 09:44:17 AM »
Pure BS error

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followed by this when I try with PC Suite even though I have more than enough space:

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Parts of it I admired greatly, parts I laughed at till my sides were almost sore;
other parts I read with absolute sorrow,  because I think them utterly false and grievously mischievous...
Many of your wide conclusions are  based upon assumptions...
A. Sedgwick, Darwin's buddy...

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #3064 on: January 24, 2012, 10:04:33 AM »
^ hahaha! this is the one time i'll say apple is awesome for being vendor locked. i doubt you'd get errors like those if you sync aac to an iphone in itunes.
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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #3065 on: January 24, 2012, 01:26:51 PM »
The following situation happens so often, oh, so often.


Me:-I would like you to find a wire in the back of *routeur, modem or other*. DO NOT UNPLUG IT. I just want you to spot it. *describe the wire*

Customer: -Ok, I unplugged it!

Me: -*RAGE*
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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #3066 on: January 24, 2012, 02:12:42 PM »
Whatever your job is, it sounds VERY... Nevermind. :P
Parts of it I admired greatly, parts I laughed at till my sides were almost sore;
other parts I read with absolute sorrow,  because I think them utterly false and grievously mischievous...
Many of your wide conclusions are  based upon assumptions...
A. Sedgwick, Darwin's buddy...

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #3067 on: January 24, 2012, 02:20:45 PM »
The following situation happens so often, oh, so often.


Me:-I would like you to find a wire in the back of *routeur, modem or other*. DO NOT UNPLUG IT. I just want you to spot it. *describe the wire*

Customer: -Ok, I unplug it!

Me: -*RAGE*


that's an obvious mistake someone unaccustomed to electronics would make. they're afraid to commit mistakes, so they end up doing them. they'll also most likely be panicking or stressed when they call you too.

also, Murphy's Law.
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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #3068 on: January 24, 2012, 02:39:57 PM »
Whatever your job is, it sounds VERY... Nevermind. :P
You must be retarded if you can't deduce it's tech support.



Oh wait.
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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #3069 on: January 24, 2012, 02:50:58 PM »
When the company's using a token ring network then, oh yeah!  That rage is mighty contagious, as the whole network comes crashing down.  I remember and recognize that rage  :laugh:

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #3070 on: January 24, 2012, 02:57:40 PM »
oh my burk that is so retarded. i feel sorry for you. get a shotgun. every time someone calls you tell them if they disobey you are going to kill someone.

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #3071 on: January 24, 2012, 03:05:03 PM »
oh my burk that is so retarded. i feel sorry for you. get a shotgun. every time someone calls you tell them if they disobey you are going to kill someone.
I should also tell them I know their address. That's always good public relation. ;D
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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #3072 on: January 24, 2012, 03:42:48 PM »
My Comp-Sci prof's pitiful English.

I'm gunna leave you anyway.

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #3073 on: January 24, 2012, 03:54:08 PM »
Petty people who keep calling everyone idiots, as if they themselves are pretty high. ::)
Parts of it I admired greatly, parts I laughed at till my sides were almost sore;
other parts I read with absolute sorrow,  because I think them utterly false and grievously mischievous...
Many of your wide conclusions are  based upon assumptions...
A. Sedgwick, Darwin's buddy...

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #3074 on: January 24, 2012, 04:19:30 PM »
Petty people who keep calling everyone idiots, as if they themselves are pretty high. ::)

Idiots.

*giggles*

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #3075 on: January 24, 2012, 04:27:01 PM »
The company is now forcing us to use server generated signatures on all of our e-mail and there is nothing I can do to change it. Now I have to give my full name that only my mom ever uses.

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #3076 on: January 24, 2012, 04:38:04 PM »
*giggles*

I think that's his point. you know he's pretty meta.
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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #3077 on: January 24, 2012, 04:46:19 PM »
Connection problems giving me 30KB/s.

*giggles*

I think that's his point. you know he's pretty meta.

I don't think he knows what meta means, much less how to be it.

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #3078 on: January 24, 2012, 04:50:22 PM »
Petty people who keep calling everyone idiots, as if they themselves are pretty high. ::)

Idiots.

*giggles*
I call people idiot less often than the ones I was pissed at. ::) ::) ::)



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« Last Edit: January 24, 2012, 07:34:14 PM by hanayome »
Parts of it I admired greatly, parts I laughed at till my sides were almost sore;
other parts I read with absolute sorrow,  because I think them utterly false and grievously mischievous...
Many of your wide conclusions are  based upon assumptions...
A. Sedgwick, Darwin's buddy...

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #3079 on: January 24, 2012, 09:44:19 PM »
Oily vegetables. I mean seriously wtf. If I wanted to buy something covered in oil I would buy a croissant, not a cucumber. This shit is disgusting.
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