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Offline NeonFlame

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5100 on: June 22, 2012, 01:51:14 PM »
When I accidentally read a manga or a webcomic backward.
When you start to, or do you actually end up finishing it this way? o.o

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5101 on: June 22, 2012, 02:26:34 PM »
When I accidentally read a manga or a webcomic backward.
When you start to, or do you actually end up finishing it this way? o.o
no unless it's very short and then it completly spoils the joke.
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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5102 on: June 22, 2012, 11:42:55 PM »
When I accidentally read a manga or a webcomic backward.
When you start to, or do you actually end up finishing it this way? o.o
no unless it's very short and then it completly spoils the joke.

Yeah, it happens with those a lot.

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5103 on: June 22, 2012, 11:48:58 PM »
no unless it's very short and then it completly spoils the joke.
Well, good thing you still have the mouse-over text...

That my constant sneezes triggers nose bleeding. I think I've bled for about two hours today...

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5104 on: June 22, 2012, 11:55:01 PM »
no unless it's very short and then it completly spoils the joke.
Well, good thing you still have the mouse-over text...
That my constant sneezes triggers nose bleeding. I think I've bled for about two hours today...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M17aG_Po2Y&t=50s

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5105 on: June 22, 2012, 11:55:25 PM »
no unless it's very short and then it completly spoils the joke.
Well, good thing you still have the mouse-over text...

That my constant sneezes triggers nose bleeding. I think I've bled for about two hours today...

Oh god, I can totally relate to that. I've had really bad hayfever this year, so my nose has been completely blocked and constantly bleeding for a couple of weeks now. It's been a bit better the last couple of days thanks to the constant rain we've had, but it's still been pretty horrible.

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5106 on: June 23, 2012, 12:02:48 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M17aG_Po2Y&t=50s
Well, like that, but from one of the holes in the middle of the face.

Oh god, I can totally relate to that. I've had really bad hayfever this year, so my nose has been completely blocked and constantly bleeding for a couple of weeks now. It's been a bit better the last couple of days thanks to the constant rain we've had, but it's still been pretty horrible.
The good thing is that the blood rinses the nose, so that you can actually use it to breath once it has stopped :3

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5107 on: June 23, 2012, 12:28:27 AM »
^ You make it sound like the blood was clogging your nose :laugh:.

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5108 on: June 23, 2012, 01:41:18 AM »
Interesting thing about nosebleeds. When I was in high-school, during the winter here in Florida I would occasionally get a nosebleed due to the air being cold and dry. One time at school, I was eating lunch when I felt something 'off' in my nose, so I knew it was about to bleed. I left my friends saying I'd be back (they didn't realize I had a nose bleed because I was sniffing in each time I could feel the blood threatening to exit my cursed nostrils) and then I headed towards the bathroom. After 15 minutes went by I couldn't get it to stop, so I decided I'd mess around and make a foe-crime-scene type thing to freak someone out. I blew out of my nose as hard as I could onto parts of the wall, floor and sink. I then took a plastic knife I had from the unused plastic-set I had in my pocket and put some blood on that too, dropping it onto the floor (but being sure not to touch it with my hands).

I then finally got my nose to stop about 5 minutes later and headed out to class. About half an hour later, I see police officers scouting the school and an alarm code is spoken through the loud-speaker. We were put on lockdown for 4 hours and police came to each room to check attendance sheets and ask if anyone knew someone who may be hurt. Of course, nobody knew of anyone who was, and they eventually left.

I did get to pet their German Shepherd, though, as the officer stood with his dog near my desk as it was closest to the door. I fuckin love German Shepherds.

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5109 on: June 23, 2012, 01:49:59 AM »
Interesting thing about nosebleeds. When I was in high-school, during the winter here in Florida I would occasionally get a nosebleed due to the air being cold and dry. One time at school, I was eating lunch when I felt something 'off' in my nose, so I knew it was about to bleed. I left my friends saying I'd be back (they didn't realize I had a nose bleed because I was sniffing in each time I could feel the blood threatening to exit my cursed nostrils) and then I headed towards the bathroom. After 15 minutes went by I couldn't get it to stop, so I decided I'd mess around and make a foe-crime-scene type thing to freak someone out. I blew out of my nose as hard as I could onto parts of the wall, floor and sink. I then took a plastic knife I had from the unused plastic-set I had in my pocket and put some blood on that too, dropping it onto the floor (but being sure not to touch it with my hands).

I then finally got my nose to stop about 5 minutes later and headed out to class. About half an hour later, I see police officers scouting the school and an alarm code is spoken through the loud-speaker. We were put on lockdown for 4 hours and police came to each room to check attendance sheets and ask if anyone knew someone who may be hurt. Of course, nobody knew of anyone who was, and they eventually left.

I did get to pet their German Shepherd, though, as the officer stood with his dog near my desk as it was closest to the door. I fuckin love German Shepherds.

Haha, fun trollin'.

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5110 on: June 23, 2012, 01:51:34 AM »
Interesting thing about nosebleeds. When I was in high-school, during the winter here in Florida I would occasionally get a nosebleed due to the air being cold and dry. One time at school, I was eating lunch when I felt something 'off' in my nose, so I knew it was about to bleed. I left my friends saying I'd be back (they didn't realize I had a nose bleed because I was sniffing in each time I could feel the blood threatening to exit my cursed nostrils) and then I headed towards the bathroom. After 15 minutes went by I couldn't get it to stop, so I decided I'd mess around and make a foe-crime-scene type thing to freak someone out. I blew out of my nose as hard as I could onto parts of the wall, floor and sink. I then took a plastic knife I had from the unused plastic-set I had in my pocket and put some blood on that too, dropping it onto the floor (but being sure not to touch it with my hands).

I then finally got my nose to stop about 5 minutes later and headed out to class. About half an hour later, I see police officers scouting the school and an alarm code is spoken through the loud-speaker. We were put on lockdown for 4 hours and police came to each room to check attendance sheets and ask if anyone knew someone who may be hurt. Of course, nobody knew of anyone who was, and they eventually left.

I did get to pet their German Shepherd, though, as the officer stood with his dog near my desk as it was closest to the door. I fuckin love German Shepherds.
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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5111 on: June 23, 2012, 02:22:15 AM »
Interesting thing about nosebleeds. When I was in high-school, during the winter here in Florida I would occasionally get a nosebleed due to the air being cold and dry. One time at school, I was eating lunch when I felt something 'off' in my nose, so I knew it was about to bleed. I left my friends saying I'd be back (they didn't realize I had a nose bleed because I was sniffing in each time I could feel the blood threatening to exit my cursed nostrils) and then I headed towards the bathroom. After 15 minutes went by I couldn't get it to stop, so I decided I'd mess around and make a foe-crime-scene type thing to freak someone out. I blew out of my nose as hard as I could onto parts of the wall, floor and sink. I then took a plastic knife I had from the unused plastic-set I had in my pocket and put some blood on that too, dropping it onto the floor (but being sure not to touch it with my hands).

I then finally got my nose to stop about 5 minutes later and headed out to class. About half an hour later, I see police officers scouting the school and an alarm code is spoken through the loud-speaker. We were put on lockdown for 4 hours and police came to each room to check attendance sheets and ask if anyone knew someone who may be hurt. Of course, nobody knew of anyone who was, and they eventually left.

I did get to pet their German Shepherd, though, as the officer stood with his dog near my desk as it was closest to the door. I fuckin love German Shepherds.

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5112 on: June 23, 2012, 11:29:55 AM »
First, waiting fucking 8 minutes before I can buy my sandwich after a gambler monopolizing the cashier at the convenience store.

Second, opening my work's mailbox and having freaking 90 messages to read. :( edit: Most of which is total crap.
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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5113 on: June 23, 2012, 12:26:19 PM »
Interesting thing about nosebleeds. When I was in high-school, during the winter here in Florida I would occasionally get a nosebleed due to the air being cold and dry. One time at school, I was eating lunch when I felt something 'off' in my nose, so I knew it was about to bleed. I left my friends saying I'd be back (they didn't realize I had a nose bleed because I was sniffing in each time I could feel the blood threatening to exit my cursed nostrils) and then I headed towards the bathroom. After 15 minutes went by I couldn't get it to stop, so I decided I'd mess around and make a foe-crime-scene type thing to freak someone out. I blew out of my nose as hard as I could onto parts of the wall, floor and sink. I then took a plastic knife I had from the unused plastic-set I had in my pocket and put some blood on that too, dropping it onto the floor (but being sure not to touch it with my hands).

I then finally got my nose to stop about 5 minutes later and headed out to class. About half an hour later, I see police officers scouting the school and an alarm code is spoken through the loud-speaker. We were put on lockdown for 4 hours and police came to each room to check attendance sheets and ask if anyone knew someone who may be hurt. Of course, nobody knew of anyone who was, and they eventually left.

I did get to pet their German Shepherd, though, as the officer stood with his dog near my desk as it was closest to the door. I fuckin love German Shepherds.

You didn't get caught for that?
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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5114 on: June 23, 2012, 01:30:23 PM »
Fucking religious people.  I have a sign on my front door that says, "No soliciting".  Door bell rings.  "Don't worry, we're not selling anything.  We're just sharing information with our neighbors about the Bible."
 
What the hell do people think "No soliciting" means?  It means, "Leave me the fuck alone and don't bother me."  I guess I need to put a "No Trespassing" sign up, too.
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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5115 on: June 23, 2012, 01:51:07 PM »
Fucking religious people.  I have a sign on my front door that says, "No soliciting".  Door bell rings.  "Don't worry, we're not selling anything.  We're just sharing information with our neighbors about the Bible."
 
What the hell do people think "No soliciting" means?  It means, "Leave me the fuck alone and don't bother me."  I guess I need to put a "No Trespassing" sign up, too.
How about putting a notice like this instead ?
"Leave me the fuck alone and don't bother me."

Because, you know, standing in front of your door is not trespassing.

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5116 on: June 23, 2012, 01:56:54 PM »
Fucking religious people.  I have a sign on my front door that says, "No soliciting".  Door bell rings.  "Don't worry, we're not selling anything.  We're just sharing information with our neighbors about the Bible."
 
What the hell do people think "No soliciting" means?  It means, "Leave me the fuck alone and don't bother me."  I guess I need to put a "No Trespassing" sign up, too.
Open the door naked and say "I like sinning so go fuck yourselves". It should scare them off.
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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5117 on: June 23, 2012, 02:45:17 PM »
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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5118 on: June 23, 2012, 03:49:14 PM »

You didn't get caught for that?

Nope  8)

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5119 on: June 23, 2012, 03:56:06 PM »
You didn't get caught for that?
Nope  8)
Huh. Maybe I'll try it if I feel bored...