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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5120 on: June 23, 2012, 06:38:28 PM »
Fucking religious people.  I have a sign on my front door that says, "No soliciting".  Door bell rings.  "Don't worry, we're not selling anything.  We're just sharing information with our neighbors about the Bible."
 
What the hell do people think "No soliciting" means?  It means, "Leave me the fuck alone and don't bother me."  I guess I need to put a "No Trespassing" sign up, too.
How about putting a notice like this instead ?
"Leave me the fuck alone and don't bother me."

Because, you know, standing in front of your door is not trespassing.

I added a new hand-written sign to the front door which says, "If you are here to talk about the Bible GO AWAY.  Religious solicitations are NOT WELCOME.  NO EXCEPTIONS."
It took an hour to write; I figured it'd take an hour to read.

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« Reply #5121 on: June 23, 2012, 08:22:35 PM »
:D

Cool man :D

*highfives*

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5122 on: June 23, 2012, 08:32:25 PM »
well, alot of things piss me off, but, my biggest pet peeve is people who use tissues and dont throw them away immediately.

Well said!

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« Reply #5123 on: June 23, 2012, 08:52:33 PM »
Anime Database says Moretsu Pirates ends next week, I personally don't see it happening in 26 episodes, but who knows.
Marika solved many things early so this final battle might go easier than expected.

But this is pissing me off because this is such a good show it's a shame to end it so early.


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« Reply #5124 on: June 23, 2012, 09:39:41 PM »
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« Reply #5125 on: June 23, 2012, 10:00:17 PM »
Well said!
Are you aware that the quote is two years old...?
Be careful, so that you don't accidentally necro some ancient thread in the future :]

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« Reply #5126 on: June 23, 2012, 10:01:27 PM »
Well said!
Are you aware that the quote is two years old...?
Be careful, so that you don't accidentally necro some ancient thread in the future :]

Ohh god! what have I done!!!!

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« Reply #5127 on: June 23, 2012, 10:10:52 PM »
Ohh god! what have I done!!!!
Oh yes. It was you who single-handedly made the FRA law go through.

Oh, and IPRED too.

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« Reply #5128 on: June 23, 2012, 11:21:18 PM »
Idiotic statements.

Adopting the accusatory language notoriously used by antisemitic medieval Europeans was probably a mistake too.
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« Reply #5129 on: June 24, 2012, 01:35:45 AM »

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5130 on: June 24, 2012, 02:17:02 AM »
:D

Cool man :D

*highfives*

LOL, I have a bet with my roommate that the religious people will ignore the signs and disturb us anyway.
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« Reply #5131 on: June 24, 2012, 02:45:49 AM »
Jehovas Witnesses. Today i was taking a shower (my bathroom being next to the entryway, so its not hard for people to know if my bathroom is in use) and they just kept knocking and ringing my doorbell till i opened the door. So i did it butt naked to scare em off. Worst part was that they brought their kid along. Serves them right though, i was pretty annoyed by them being so persistant.
Why is it when a girl sleeps with a bunch of guys, she's a slut. But when a guy does it he's all of a sudden gay ?

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« Reply #5132 on: June 24, 2012, 03:32:02 AM »
I've never had anyone come ask me if I've accepted Jesus as my personal trainer. I get pamphlets and such, but I've never met the people who sent them -- which begs the question... do they exist? I've even dated a Jehovah's witness and met with her family, during which the EULA on my immortal soul was never raised.

I wonder if there's something about me which cries irredeemable to the gospel spreading folk? It's not like I wave around my copy of On the Origin of the Species or anything, I would only politely tell them that I'm not interested. Perhaps it's because I wear too much black? Or people here aren't as religious as the dozens of churches and religious schools in the area would seem to indicate. I mean, someone must've been there to ban Harry Potter, dissolve the LGBT alliances, and force creation myths into my high school science curriculum, right? If they've got that kind of time and energy to waste on purifying my morality then, you'd think they'd be trying to annoy me now that I'm outside of public school.
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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5133 on: June 24, 2012, 04:23:20 AM »
No, I don't want to stay for an extra half hour without pay to "help a bit".

I'm gunna leave you anyway.

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« Reply #5134 on: June 24, 2012, 04:35:19 AM »
No, I will not answer your phone call so you can guilt-trip me into working on my only day off.

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« Reply #5135 on: June 24, 2012, 04:43:02 AM »
I mean, someone must've been there to ban Harry Potter, dissolve the BGLT alliances, and force creation myths into my high school science curriculum, right? If they've got that kind of time and energy to waste on purifying my morality then, you'd think they'd be trying to annoy me now that I'm outside of public school.
0_0 And I thought Toronto was fairly liberal.  If someone tried to do these kinds of things at Montreal, a mob would probably get him, chop him in little peaces, use them to make tourtière and I would gladly take a slice.
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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5136 on: June 24, 2012, 06:00:03 AM »
I mean, someone must've been there to ban Harry Potter, dissolve the BGLT alliances, and force creation myths into my high school science curriculum, right? If they've got that kind of time and energy to waste on purifying my morality then, you'd think they'd be trying to annoy me now that I'm outside of public school.
0_0 And I thought Toronto was fairly liberal.  If someone tried to do these kinds of things at Montreal, a mob would probably get him, chop him in little peaces, use them to make tourtière and I would gladly take a slice.

Metro Toronto, sure. One of the most left leaning areas in the country - it's where I went to University and where most of my family lives. I'm about half and hour away from there, in Durham region.

Here, from Wikipedia's article on the Harry Potter controversy - to give you an idea.

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n 2000, The Public Library system of Jacksonville, Florida was faced with a lawsuit from conservative Christian group Liberty Counsel of Orlando after they began awarding "Hogwarts’ Certificate of Accomplishment" to young readers who completed the fourth Harry Potter novel, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. One parent complained that "If they are going to pass out witchcraft certificates they should also promote the Bible and pass out certificates of righteousness".[78] The lawsuit was averted after the Library agreed to stop awarding the certificate.[81] That same year, Carol Rookwood, headmistress of St Mary's Island Church of England Aided School in Chatham, Kent, England, banned the books from school grounds, saying that, "The Bible is very clear and consistent in its teachings that wizards, devils and demons exist and are very real, powerful and dangerous, and God's people are told to have nothing to do with them".[82] In response, the chairman of the Church of England's doctrine commission, Stephen Sykes, said, "The Church's position is that magic and sorcery are contrary to the Christian religion, Mrs Rookwood is absolutely right. [But] children who are capable of reading Harry Potter could be told not to take witchcraft seriously, or might even realise that for themselves".[83] In July 2000, Birkenhead Primary School in Auckland, New Zealand placed a ban on the Harry Potter novels being read aloud by teachers in class after parental complaints regarding the books' supposedly occult content. However, the ban was lifted after a number of students and parents complained.[84] Also in 2000, Christian parents complained to the school board in Durham Region, Ontario about Harry Potter, and managed to get the books removed from school library shelves. The books were reinstated after a public outcry.[85]

I was happily part of the outcry. I recall this in particularly because my sister was among those inspired into literature through Harry Potter after only having a passing interest. She was gravely disheartened when her teacher was mandated to stop her reading it for a book report or something. The creation myths in science class and the banning of the LGBT groups were similarly revoked after 2-3 years of absolutely stupid discourse. It was a passing thing, I would probably have forgotten about it entirely if I wasn't among those who were obligated to reverse it.

I still remember the air of absolute antipathy my science teacher had when she was handing out these stupid stories. Going off to the corner of the room to hide her face in her arms, refusing to answer any questions regarding the material for three completely unproductive days. We were learning about the nature of electrons before that, and went on to astronomy afterwards. My heart went out to her. My English teacher who supervised the LGBT united group could have been described as having gone nuclear, and she wasn't exactly the most soothing of persons to begin with.
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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5137 on: June 24, 2012, 07:04:56 AM »
:D

Cool man :D

*highfives*

LOL, I have a bet with my roommate that the religious people will ignore the signs and disturb us anyway.
5 cookies on that :D

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« Reply #5138 on: June 24, 2012, 10:43:21 AM »
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Well props to you for fighting this nonsense!
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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5139 on: June 24, 2012, 12:23:36 PM »
If I wasn't so lazy, I'd be tempted to start going door to door asking people if they accepted evolution as scientific truth, just to see what kind of reaction I'd get.
It took an hour to write; I figured it'd take an hour to read.