Holy cow, where do you want me to start? Oh, wait, it doesn't matter. IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SAME BASTARD EX-CO-WORKER!!!!!! ALL OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERY SINGLE BIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. Having said coworker show up half the time drunk!!
2. Coworker saying he's got all this nice programming crap done, and DOESN'T HAVE A LICK OF IT DONE!!!
3. EVEN WORSE: The customer in question giving him a rave review, despite having no results!
4. Having said jackass try to reinvent the wheel, despite my telling him multiple times that I did most of the work for him, that all he had to do was use my data subset. DON'T FUCKING TELL ME "I UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAND THAT" and give me that weird Igninokt-like eye-rolling face when you DON'T UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAND JACKSHIT, ASSHOLE!!!
5. And ON TOP OF THAT, he showed up an hour and a half to two hours late EVERY DAY
6. And took a two hour lunch break, only to come back with the food and sit there at his desk and eat it like a goddamn pig "FTHTCTTTCH MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOD BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" I called this asshat the "Belching Hummingbird" for that.
7. I am a Type II diabetic. I DON'T REALLY NEED TO HEAR HOW YOU'RE TRYING TO "FATTEN ME UP!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA SORRRRRRRRRY!" Maybe YOU should get YOUR blood sugar checked, Mister, "hold my face up to the screen and stare out of the side of my eyes while eating tons of junk food all day!"
8. Speaking of SORRRY!, when you apologize, it's expected that you'll STOP DOING WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE APOLOGIZING FOR
9. WTF business did you have asking Customer Service if you could restart the database server, especially if you did it wrong and screwed up the whole system. I was away from work, but on call.
And in conclusion:
GOOD EFFING RIDDANCE
