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Offline Ixarku

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5880 on: August 20, 2012, 09:23:51 PM »
OT: How the Enterprise crew treats Worf. I had no idea he was so abused. Damn you Television Tropes and Idioms for ruining my childhood.

Damn you, I'm not falling for the trap!  I only wasted about 10 minutes on TV Tropes this time.
It took an hour to write; I figured it'd take an hour to read.

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5881 on: August 20, 2012, 10:09:23 PM »
^I think the 3 seconds rule works with TVtropes. As soon as you realize on what site you are, you can try to close the page and if you do so within 3 seconds, you won't get stock. Well I did test it throng fully, because of the obvious risk involved, but I know it has worked at least three times for me so I guess it's a plausible hypothesis. Good for you for managing to get out withing 10 minutes though. You most have a pretty good defense mechanism.
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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5882 on: August 20, 2012, 10:45:50 PM »
Yeah, it was hunger in this case, lol.  If I hadn't left when I did, I probably wouldn't have cooked dinner tonight.
It took an hour to write; I figured it'd take an hour to read.

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5883 on: August 20, 2012, 10:55:53 PM »
Since they removed more or less everything related to sex, I rarely ever get stuck there anymore. In fact, I hardly ever even visit the site.

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5884 on: August 20, 2012, 11:59:35 PM »
The fact I can't sleep enough to not be tired during the day.

Since they removed more or less everything related to sex, I rarely ever get stuck there anymore. In fact, I hardly ever even visit the site.
I laughed at this.

I'm gunna leave you anyway.

Offline undetz

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5885 on: August 21, 2012, 12:09:37 AM »
This is no laughing matter! It is srs interwebz bisnis!

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5886 on: August 21, 2012, 12:16:41 AM »
Still no internet >:-(
Eh how are you here?
2g on my phone. It runs at like 16kb/s

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5887 on: August 21, 2012, 01:39:19 AM »
Getting a .NET framework 4 program to work.

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5888 on: August 22, 2012, 12:28:27 AM »
Since I drive for a living; having some monkey come within an inch of killing me with their vehicle because they weren't paying attention and then, because im in a company vehicle, having them go postal on the road and follow me around yelling and screaming. Its times such as these that I would dearly love to mount twin 50 caliber machine guns to the front of my car and twin flame throwers to the back of my car and clean up the gene pool a bit.
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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5889 on: August 22, 2012, 12:40:24 AM »
- mosquito bites
- nicotine-addicted deadbeats

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5890 on: August 22, 2012, 09:03:15 PM »
My cousin shared one of those motivational-type pictures on FB recently.  It said, "Wine is to women as duct tape is to men -- it fixes everything!"
 
Apparently nobody else liked my response, which was, "Duct tape fixes women, too."
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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5891 on: August 23, 2012, 02:31:25 AM »
Well shit, my DSL speeds just went even lower. Time to switch to cable.

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5892 on: August 23, 2012, 04:21:17 AM »
I used to have DSL for a long time, and when I got it at my apartment it was great.  When I bought a house and switched providers, it was the biggest piece of crap I had ever dealt with.  The service would cut out constantly, and customer service would either refuse to do anything about it or come out and piss on the line and say there's no problem.

Switched to cable three months later and never looked back.

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5893 on: August 23, 2012, 05:47:31 AM »
DSL and ADSL are the biggest shits mankind ever invented.

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5894 on: August 23, 2012, 11:19:41 AM »
When I tell somebody NOT to double-post, then the guy is like "Ok, thank you, I wont do that anymore" and boom he double-posts a few minutes later. Are you idiot or what?!
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Offline Havoc10K

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5895 on: August 23, 2012, 11:48:16 AM »
!blame

You know the drill, but really.

Some people just don't know how to follow the rules.

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5896 on: August 23, 2012, 12:01:56 PM »
Jigoku Shoujo Mitsuganae

All my annoyance.
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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5897 on: August 23, 2012, 12:18:17 PM »
Still no internet >:-(
Eh how are you here?
2g on my phone. It runs at like 16kb/s

Same here. 2g is annoying and there is no nice 3G network here. Not to mention the prices are quite high.

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5898 on: August 23, 2012, 12:36:28 PM »
When I tell somebody NOT to double-post, then the guy is like "Ok, thank you, I wont do that anymore" and boom he double-posts a few minutes later. Are you idiot or what?!
Why are you telling people what to do and not to do anyway? You're not even a moderator. STFU!

What am I doing? Telling people what not to do? I'm not even a moderator! STFU me!

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #5899 on: August 23, 2012, 12:45:13 PM »
MEAN!!!

I'm just giving an advice so the newbies wont get into trouble with mods. I'm trying to be a good girl.
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