Things that piss you off!

[metro.]

Smoker's taste gross
Icky.


OnT: Spending the last ~hour trying to understand something, and just not getting it.
Fuck I'm dumb sometimes.

[megido-rev.M]

Physiological energy fluctuations.

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People who smoke.


Especially you.

I don't smoke.  In fact, I got to see someone have a heart attack right in front of me after taking a long drag on a cigarette and holding it in.  This guy has stents in his heart, so smoking is an even dumber idea than normal.  I suggest that everybody who smokes should watch someone they care about have a heart attack; it might give them a new sense of perspective.

Not you.



You

Who?


lol but seriously I can't stand even a whiff of the stuff, to the extent that I can tell whether there is any in the air with any of my six senses.

[Ixarku]

Not you.



You

Is that You, as in the formal Royal Canadian future past perfect present inflected tense of the American English word, 'you'?
 
Also, some of You people need to get off this website so that I can reads teh forumz without getting 'too many sql connections' errors.

[Nikkoru]

It's you. As in, you know who you are, you bastard.

I have people over from time to time,. I mean they come for whatever reason and don't go. So they're there and I have my usual extended nap and wake up to find my house smelling like a Peterborough bus stop. It still sort of does, kinda. All the suspects involved claim to not smoke or have quit smoking years ago, and have no idea what I'm talking about.

They're filthy smoking liars, and evil betraying betrayers, that's what they are.

[megido-rev.M]

Academic-purpose CLI simulator programs.

[Ixarku]

It's you. As in, you know who you are, you bastard.

I have people over from time to time,. I mean they come for whatever reason and don't go. So they're there and I have my usual extended nap and wake up to find my house smelling like a Peterborough bus stop. It still sort of does, kinda. All the suspects involved claim to not smoke or have quit smoking years ago, and have no idea what I'm talking about.

They're filthy smoking liars, and evil betraying betrayers, that's what they are.

It's entirely possible that you could be having a Fight Club-style experience due to sleep deprivation.  Your other personality likes to smoke because it's a way of thumbing his nose at those snobby healthy green-loving bastards.  Other subtle signs this might be the case -- if you have a crush on a particular woman but you're very timid around her, and she acts confused, because only two hours earlier you were humping like rabbits, but of course you have no memory of it.
 
 
I can't decide whether to be amused or annoyed by Christians I personally know who make blatantly bigoted statements.  I mean, everyone's entitled to their opinion, but there's something ironic about seeing this stuff come from people who profess to follow a religion that preached love and tolerance.  Whereas I, who have not only never been Christian but have actually actively opposed Christianity in the past, probably adhere to the same philosophy of tolerance a lot more closely.

[Nikkoru]

It's you. As in, you know who you are, you bastard.

I have people over from time to time,. I mean they come for whatever reason and don't go. So they're there and I have my usual extended nap and wake up to find my house smelling like a Peterborough bus stop. It still sort of does, kinda. All the suspects involved claim to not smoke or have quit smoking years ago, and have no idea what I'm talking about.

They're filthy smoking liars, and evil betraying betrayers, that's what they are.

It's entirely possible that you could be having a Fight Club-style experience due to sleep deprivation.  Your other personality likes to smoke because it's a way of thumbing his nose at those snobby healthy green-loving bastards.  Other subtle signs this might be the case -- if you have a crush on a particular woman but you're very timid around her, and she acts confused, because only two hours earlier you were humping like rabbits, but of course you have no memory of it.

I can't talk about it.

I can't decide whether to be amused or annoyed by Christians I personally know who make blatantly bigoted statements.  I mean, everyone's entitled to their opinion, but there's something ironic about seeing this stuff come from people who profess to follow a religion that preached love and tolerance.  Whereas I, who have not only never been Christian but have actually actively opposed Christianity in the past, probably adhere to the same philosophy of tolerance a lot more closely.

Self-described Bronies go more out of their way to act tolerant than most self-declared "true" Christians I've met. I suppose because the canon of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic doesn't leave much to interpretation. While they can both be complete dicks with hardcore superiority complexes and annoying passive aggressive false meekness, Bronies are at least ironical about the whole thing.

I suppose the attitude to take is to love and tolerate them, and then rub their noses in how wonderful you are compared to them.

[Goldfrapp]

My bf broke my Kindle, he managed to elbow it while he sat down. I can't be mad at him, he just got me a beautiful cat.
But I'm upset, I was high on reading, and now it is gone.

Don't tell him I just ordered a new one:P

[kurandoinu]

^My boyfriend stood on mine while I was lying on the floor with a bad back. It still works but makes weird noises now which annoys me.

[megido-rev.M]

When people call you by phone and they're right downstairs,

[failboat]

cheesecutter too blunt

breaks cheese instead of cutting it

boat@firstworldproblems

[megido-rev.M]

Use a knife?

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Essays, and writing them. Got 69% for the in-class one.

[failboat]

too much effort

I'd rather just sit here and complain about the cheesecutter not working.

[metro.]

When people call you by phone and they're right downstairs,

This is a great idea though. Your eliminating walking...

too much effort

I'd rather just sit here and complain about the cheesecutter not working.

That's the spirit.

[megido-rev.M]

When people call you by phone and they're right downstairs,

This is a great idea though. Your eliminating walking...

They do; I still have walk across rooms to get it.

[metro.]

Keep your phone on you? Silly.

OnT: Our microwave smelling like burnt popcorn.

[megido-rev.M]

This is a household phone, mind you .

[metro.]

This is a household phone, mind you .

You don't have cordless ones? =O

[kurandoinu]

...People still call on those? 


Realising I booked seats on an early train. I no wanna get up -3-

[megido-rev.M]

This is a household phone, mind you .

You don't have cordless ones? =O

Of course we do . The landline never went away though.