I feel like I'm about to vomit every time I brush my teeth. Every flippin' time.
...there's something wrong with my reflexes.
It's a good thing you're not a girl.
Or a guy interested in guys. Unless you are, in which case that could suck.
Phrasing...
Reminds me of a joke I saw on a Jeff Dunham special. Female audience member writes a question on a piece of paper for Jeff. He reads it aloud: "Dear Jeff, why is it that every time I brush my teeth, I gag, but I don't have any problems giving my boyfriend oral sex?"
Jeff, via puppet Walter, responds: "Isn't it obvious? Your toothbrush is bigger."