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Offline Ixarku

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #8060 on: April 04, 2013, 09:54:23 AM »
Daniel Craig ruined Bond. Not just the character, but the entire franchise.
Take that back.

I agree with Metro.  Grittier James Bond is much more interesting than suave douchebaggy Bond.  Not that I ever was a big fan of the franchise to begin with but I liked the newer movies much more than I expected to.
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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #8061 on: April 04, 2013, 11:00:01 AM »
I was supposed to see a friend of mine yesterday but she canceled because she was tired. If you are going to cancel at the last minute for a lame reason like that don't invite me.  >:(
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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #8062 on: April 04, 2013, 01:26:29 PM »
Pierce Brosnan was an excellent Bond. Any Suave Brit could have done it... but instead they got a thug that looks like he got beat repeatedly with the ugly stick and can't act worth a shit... what's worse, they got horrible writers to compliment the new Bond.

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« Reply #8063 on: April 04, 2013, 03:32:57 PM »
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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #8064 on: April 04, 2013, 04:17:44 PM »
Pierce Brosnan was an excellent Bond. Any Suave Brit could have done it... but instead they got a thug that looks like he got beat repeatedly with the ugly stick and can't act worth a shit... what's worse, they got horrible writers to compliment the new Bond.
I will agree the writing in the Quantum of Solace and Skyfall were questionable at best, but Daniel Craig did a good job with what he had to work with.

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #8065 on: April 04, 2013, 06:07:47 PM »
The fact that I can't find any videos of cats getting tazered

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« Reply #8066 on: April 04, 2013, 06:19:37 PM »
That in this day and date we hear the threat of a nuclear attack.  >:(
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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #8067 on: April 04, 2013, 06:37:55 PM »
I thought Daniel Craig's Bond reboot was the most generous to Ian Fleming's novels and short stories, making them the most Bond of the Bonds.

Bond is supposed to be something of a weapon, a bludgeon the intelligence sector uses. He's cold, intelligent, and merciless. Craig fits the role well.
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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #8068 on: April 04, 2013, 07:21:18 PM »
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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #8069 on: April 04, 2013, 07:34:21 PM »
The first Bond film I ever saw was GoldenEye in 1995, I also had the N64 game, and then there was Tomorrow Never Dies in '97, The World Is Not Enough in 1999, and Die Another Day in 2002 - four Bond films. And for me, that was Bond. An attractive suave English gentleman that's good with the ladies and even deadlier with a weapon with all kinds of high tech goodies thrown in to boot.

Compared to Pierce Brosnan's Bond... Daniel Craig's is an insult to be honest.

I didn't read the novels or watch the previous films or whatever, but compared to the previous iteration of Bond... Craig's is just bad.
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« Reply #8070 on: April 04, 2013, 08:00:45 PM »
The first Bond film I ever saw was GoldenEye in 1995, I also had the N64 game, and then there was Tomorrow Never Dies in '97, The World Is Not Enough in 1999, and Die Another Day in 2002 - four Bond films. And for me, that was Bond. An attractive suave English gentleman that's good with the ladies and even deadlier with a weapon with all kinds of high tech goodies thrown in to boot.

That's not James Bond, not by a million miles. It definitely shows you haven't read the novels. The reboot is indeed much closer to Bond as Fleming created him. He's a merciless, brutal killing tool no to mention a sadist and an extreme male chauvinist.

Both Roger Moore's and Pierce Brosnan's characters are an insult to James Bond, parodies at best.
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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #8071 on: April 04, 2013, 08:02:00 PM »
Maybe make a topic to discuss this?

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #8072 on: April 04, 2013, 08:45:10 PM »
Roger Moore was originally asked to play Bond but he refused. That's why we got the awesomeness that was connery.

Pierce was a great bond from, IMHO. It's just that the writers were complete shit at the time. Just what the fuck was Die Another Day supposed to be? Certainly not a bond film. Though the same can be said about Quantum of Solace.

Casino Royale is one of the best Bond films. That's without a doubt.

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #8073 on: April 04, 2013, 09:20:08 PM »
The problem with with the Brosnan movies was they were inkeeping only with the campier elements of Hollywood Bond - with the exception of Goldfinger.

Casino Royale and Skyfall are my favourite Bonds. They had what Bond movies have always lacked, character development and interesting relationships between characters.  Quantum of Solace was filler, I enjoyed it but it doesn't stand up against the other two.
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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #8074 on: April 04, 2013, 09:43:39 PM »
Back to topic

Getting called a snob for butchering the Transformers franchise.
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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #8075 on: April 04, 2013, 09:54:48 PM »
I propose that Tiffany's dislike of Daniel Craig as Bond belongs in the "Everyone loves it, but you absolutely hate it" thread.
 
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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #8076 on: April 04, 2013, 11:25:12 PM »
All of my friends agree with me though... :P

Maybe it's a guy thing to like the Craig Bond.

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #8077 on: April 04, 2013, 11:47:32 PM »
All of my friends agree with me though... :P

Maybe it's a guy thing to like the Craig Bond.
Well were I gay, Danial Craig would be up there for guys to obsess over soooo... maybe?

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #8078 on: April 04, 2013, 11:49:24 PM »
Back to topic

Getting called a snob for butchering the Transformers franchise.

You aren't a snob, but you're kind of a bully for going after something so incapable of defending itself.

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #8079 on: April 05, 2013, 01:28:22 AM »
Realizing that The Vampire Diaries decided to take yet another 2 week break. Double u tee eff. So many breaks! It doesn't even help that ever since they came back from the last several week break that the show's sucked. Wait, they've only been back for like 3 episodes after a break... wtf.

All of my friends agree with me though... :P

Maybe it's a guy thing to like the Craig Bond.
Well were I gay, Danial Craig would be up there for guys to obsess over soooo... maybe?

OnT: My calves being annoying again.

lol yeah right. He may have a nice body but he's a total butterface.
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