I bought a new big comfy chair yesterday, it's glorious. The only problem now is the rest of my house looks like crap and I don't have the money to have nice things. A nice thing? sure. Things? Apparently not.
Well, that's not true. I have the money, I simply lack the capacity to spend it without the promise of sexual favours or incredible, unbelievable, skeleton-melting coziness.
I also have other problems besides furniture, so that was lie too.
The chair is glorious though.