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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #8540 on: May 20, 2013, 09:22:27 AM »
Who really can tell what they're doing?
I've seen one pick up another ant's corpse.

Ants do that because they actually collect their dead and put them in a little ant graveyard.
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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #8541 on: May 20, 2013, 10:25:32 AM »

Ants do that because they actually collect their dead and put them in a little ant graveyard.
And that's below the F7 key.

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #8542 on: May 20, 2013, 11:59:36 AM »

Ants do that because they actually collect their dead and put them in a little ant graveyard.
And that's below the F7 key.
Maybe F7 is nice and cozy below :P

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #8543 on: May 20, 2013, 03:09:08 PM »

Ants do that because they actually collect their dead and put them in a little ant graveyard.
And that's below the F7 key.
Maybe F7 is nice and cozy below :P
i was under the impression that they'd dump them under the "delete" key.

PS: check the "escape" key for tunnels.

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #8544 on: May 20, 2013, 03:28:04 PM »

Ants do that because they actually collect their dead and put them in a little ant graveyard.
And that's below the F7 key.
Maybe F7 is nice and cozy below :P
i was under the impression that they'd dump them under the "delete" key.

PS: check the "escape" key for tunnels.
maybe it's filled up under there and there's not much place left.  Take offer the entire keyboard!!!

OnTopic: lizards. Especially when you find a reeeeeeeely small one near you bed and it runs off somewhere and you can't shake off the feeling that it could be on the bed!

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #8545 on: May 20, 2013, 03:40:47 PM »

Ants do that because they actually collect their dead and put them in a little ant graveyard.
And that's below the F7 key.
Maybe F7 is nice and cozy below :P
i was under the impression that they'd dump them under the "delete" key.

PS: check the "escape" key for tunnels.
maybe it's filled up under there and there's not much place left.  Take offer the entire keyboard!!!

OnTopic: lizards. Especially when you find a reeeeeeeely small one near you bed and it runs off somewhere and you can't shake off the feeling that it could be on the bed!
cockroach instead of lizard, damn.

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #8546 on: May 20, 2013, 06:28:17 PM »
Should just open her up and clean 'er out. But I too wonder what attracts the ants to your board of keys.
Anything resembling food stuffs.
Perhaps dead skin.
I'd like to open it, but I might ruin or break it in the process.  I better get a spare keyboard first before I do.
It could be that it does have something edible for the ants, but the ants doesn't seem to be carrying anything in or out of the keyboard.

What type of keyboard is it? It's not really a big deal to pop the keys off. They go back on pretty easily, except for the spacebar which is a bit more tricky since it has the metal spring thing.

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #8547 on: May 20, 2013, 07:29:50 PM »

Ants do that because they actually collect their dead and put them in a little ant graveyard.
And that's below the F7 key.
Maybe F7 is nice and cozy below :P
i was under the impression that they'd dump them under the "delete" key.

PS: check the "escape" key for tunnels.
maybe it's filled up under there and there's not much place left.  Take offer the entire keyboard!!!

OnTopic: lizards. Especially when you find a reeeeeeeely small one near you bed and it runs off somewhere and you can't shake off the feeling that it could be on the bed!
cockroach instead of lizard, damn.

I think they both suck. They feel like they'll never come off if they get on your skin then if they do come off there's an icky feeling that never goes away. I woke up once with a roach on my face. Worst morning ever.

Should just open her up and clean 'er out. But I too wonder what attracts the ants to your board of keys.
Anything resembling food stuffs.
Perhaps dead skin.
I'd like to open it, but I might ruin or break it in the process.  I better get a spare keyboard first before I do.
It could be that it does have something edible for the ants, but the ants doesn't seem to be carrying anything in or out of the keyboard.

What type of keyboard is it? It's not really a big deal to pop the keys off. They go back on pretty easily, except for the spacebar which is a bit more tricky since it has the metal spring thing.

The stabilizer. I like keyboards. They are yum.

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #8548 on: May 20, 2013, 08:14:56 PM »

Ants do that because they actually collect their dead and put them in a little ant graveyard.
And that's below the F7 key.
Maybe F7 is nice and cozy below :P
i was under the impression that they'd dump them under the "delete" key.

PS: check the "escape" key for tunnels.
maybe it's filled up under there and there's not much place left.  Take offer the entire keyboard!!!

OnTopic: lizards. Especially when you find a reeeeeeeely small one near you bed and it runs off somewhere and you can't shake off the feeling that it could be on the bed!
cockroach instead of lizard, damn.

I think they both suck. They feel like they'll never come off if they get on your skin then if they do come off there's an icky feeling that never goes away. I woke up once with a roach on my face. Worst morning ever.
thank your local god it wasn't in your mouth, i know of someone who woke up with one on his lips with a leg inside his mouth.

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #8549 on: May 20, 2013, 09:51:36 PM »
Years ago, my aunt had a roach crawl into her ear when she was in the shower.  It was hiding in the shower curtain or something, and when the water came on, it didn't want to get wet, so it went looking for cover.
 
Yes, it truly was as horrifying as it sounds.  Of course she freaked, and immediately squished it.  One of its legs got caught on her ear drum; she actually had to go to the emergency room to get a doctor to remove it.  She was in pain and freaked out the whole time.
 
So, yeah, those 6 legged mother fuckers deserve every kind of death you can inflict on them.
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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #8550 on: May 20, 2013, 11:06:01 PM »

Ants do that because they actually collect their dead and put them in a little ant graveyard.
And that's below the F7 key.
Maybe F7 is nice and cozy below :P
i was under the impression that they'd dump them under the "delete" key.

PS: check the "escape" key for tunnels.
maybe it's filled up under there and there's not much place left.  Take offer the entire keyboard!!!

OnTopic: lizards. Especially when you find a reeeeeeeely small one near you bed and it runs off somewhere and you can't shake off the feeling that it could be on the bed!
cockroach instead of lizard, damn.

I think they both suck. They feel like they'll never come off if they get on your skin then if they do come off there's an icky feeling that never goes away. I woke up once with a roach on my face. Worst morning ever.
thank your local god it wasn't in your mouth, i know of someone who woke up with one on his lips with a leg inside his mouth.

Omlg, ew.

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #8551 on: May 20, 2013, 11:22:53 PM »

Ants do that because they actually collect their dead and put them in a little ant graveyard.
And that's below the F7 key.
Maybe F7 is nice and cozy below :P
i was under the impression that they'd dump them under the "delete" key.

PS: check the "escape" key for tunnels.
maybe it's filled up under there and there's not much place left.  Take offer the entire keyboard!!!

OnTopic: lizards. Especially when you find a reeeeeeeely small one near you bed and it runs off somewhere and you can't shake off the feeling that it could be on the bed!
cockroach instead of lizard, damn.

I think they both suck. They feel like they'll never come off if they get on your skin then if they do come off there's an icky feeling that never goes away. I woke up once with a roach on my face. Worst morning ever.
thank your local god it wasn't in your mouth, i know of someone who woke up with one on his lips with a leg inside his mouth.

Omlg, ew.

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I am always reluctant in killing roaches due to the mess afterward.

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #8552 on: May 20, 2013, 11:28:17 PM »
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Re: Things that piss you off!
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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #8554 on: May 20, 2013, 11:44:48 PM »
Well, I just had fun.  Spent the last hour trying to get shredded dental floss from between my bottom back left molars.  The problem is, I have too many teeth, and I think the back ones are pushing in on the front, which has made flossing increasingly difficult over the last few years.  I think I need to plan a trip to the dentist sometime in the near future and get a couple of teeth removed.
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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #8555 on: May 20, 2013, 11:46:38 PM »
You mean your molars?

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #8556 on: May 20, 2013, 11:49:03 PM »
Removed. Ahhh. I have that fear tbh. I need to floss more often.  :x

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #8557 on: May 20, 2013, 11:51:25 PM »
I've been meaning to try using what's called a sulcabrush. Is it any good?

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #8558 on: May 20, 2013, 11:54:07 PM »
Well, I just had fun.  Spent the last hour trying to get shredded dental floss from between my bottom back left molars.  The problem is, I have too many teeth, and I think the back ones are pushing in on the front, which has made flossing increasingly difficult over the last few years.  I think I need to plan a trip to the dentist sometime in the near future and get a couple of teeth removed.

Probably your wisdom teeth. Make sure you have someone record you afterwords. It's a thing. Everyone does it now. It's quite hilarious.

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Re: Things that piss you off!
« Reply #8559 on: May 21, 2013, 12:17:04 AM »
Yeah, probably wisdom teeth.  My teeth overall aren't in bad shape, a few fillings and a single crown aside, but I haven't been to a dentist in something like 9 years.  I remember my last dentist commenting that I had too many teeth and I needed to get a few removed... then I moved away from his area and I forgot about it until now.
 
 
I have no idea what a sulcabrush is.
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