Large clusters of ants on my food.
One day a few years ago I went to go pour a bowl of cereal and I didn't have the lights on so I didn't know at first but I felt something on my hand that was holding the bowl... I turned on the light on my stove and I saw a swarm of ants start pouring out of the bowl... there had to be hundreds of thousands of them!
It freaked me
right out. I quickly put the bowl down and did that panicky brush ants off hand thing while squirming about frantically. Then as repayment I got out a paper towel and killed all of them by hand, squishing their life out. Stupid ants... It took a long time too, just for all the ants in the bowl. I poured a little out on a paper towel and as they started to scatter and run I'd kill them all one by one and I did it until I'd killed them all and separated them from the cereal. I thought about eating it after that but I was too grossed out.
I ended up dousing the cereal box in raid, cleaning out my cabinets, cleaning my already clean kitchen, and then I bought air tight sealed containers for cereal in the future from Walmart.
I started putting out borax+powdered sugar for the ants so they'd take it back and kill themselves and I also put out some terro liquid ant killer stuff that worked similarly. After a few weeks the never came back to my kitchen.
They're the worst kind too. Odorous house ant. They're tiny little black ants but when you squish them they have an extremely pungent smell.
They came to my bathroom later but I got them out of there too, and every now and again I see them in my room and I've killed them repeatedly.
Ants, man... Fuck em, lol.