Author Topic: Dodged death 3 times last night (Read 16249 times)

pingryanime · « **Reply #160 on:** December 26, 2010, 10:51:10 PM »

none of you will be able to stand my fully operational lego assault rifles.

no, like really. watch vids I posted.

1000mAh · « **Reply #161 on:** January 02, 2011, 11:32:19 AM »

Quote from: datora on December 26, 2010, 05:06:58 PM

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Quote from: 1000mAh on December 26, 2010, 08:51:59 AM
They use lightsabers, riflles, katanas, axes, swords, revolvers, laser guns, laser riffles, spears, laser canons and dinosaurs.
That sentence is just so full of WIN. Essential arsenal required to be prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse. Also useful against the only-slightly-less-dangerous Gnome Apocalypse.

I also forgot my Catapults and the Tank.

Also sum other things... like flames & treasures...
Also, forgot the magic wands and crystal balls. Oh! and now I almostforgot the Helicopters, flying dinosaurs and airplanes...

HeinzH · « **Reply #162 on:** January 02, 2011, 12:10:02 PM »

^forgot the battleships.

1000mAh · « **Reply #163 on:** January 02, 2011, 01:02:18 PM »

Quote from: HeinzH on January 02, 2011, 12:10:02 PM

^forgot the battleships.

nah, I didn't forgot those...
I simply don't own those. I do have got water scooters and row boats

QQ-san · « **Reply #164 on:** January 05, 2011, 02:28:02 PM »

Quote from: Loke Jen on November 18, 2010, 10:01:41 AM

Feel free to believe so, its true though. Im still pretty shocked, i'd never think anything like
that would happen to me.

Also, the reason i cant be arsed calling the cops is that its just.. so much easier to just sit
infront of my computer and just forget about the whole thing. If i call the cops
there will be alot of work, explaining stuff and pointing out where the guy lives....

True that, true that. You weren't the target & you were not seen so stay at home and enjoy bakabt.
Imagine all the trouble that would happen if u called the cops. I mean, you could have died if the sniper happens to learn about you being the witness. I'm seeing politics as a reason behind this or a personal grudge or maybe something more because I highly doubt that one would use a sniper rifle on a gang war or a road kill. It's just my opinion anyway. Tho you'll never really know what could've happened next.

HeinzH · « **Reply #165 on:** January 05, 2011, 02:41:47 PM »

OMG!

We're back on topic!?!?!

Immediately initiates countermeasures....

DISTRACTION:

QQ-san · « **Reply #166 on:** January 05, 2011, 03:01:16 PM »

Their all sexay and I can't seem to pick one.

1000mAh · « **Reply #167 on:** January 05, 2011, 10:30:12 PM »

Quote from: HeinzH on January 05, 2011, 02:41:47 PM

DISTRACTION:

Me steal all! Me do rape in public toilet for women!

HeinzH · « **Reply #168 on:** January 05, 2011, 11:06:51 PM »

Quote from: 1000mAh on January 05, 2011, 10:30:12 PM

Me steal all! Me do rape in public toilet for women!

^ is probably the first one who is gonna be sliced up by sexy Saeko-chan... *drools*

datora · « **Reply #169 on:** January 06, 2011, 06:45:08 AM »

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It just won't stop ... I can't stop watching ...

(click to show/hide)

Time for some Bouncing Tits! (Because, it's always time for bouncing tits!)

(click to show/hide)

Once again, healthy tits save the thread!

[ EDIT: @Akecu: OKay ... eye protection added to prevent epilepsy attacks.

You have been warned!

And, yah ... this topic is seriously derailed ... I'm just seeing how far off the rails we can drive this trainwreck. Going for the absurd, beyond warp speed, beyond ludicrous speed, even attempting to go beyond plaid ...

Thanks for the Saeko-chan fan service. If SHE had been on that bridge, I'm certain the sniper would be diced into bloodly little bits. Never go anywhere without your Saeko-chan unholstered ...

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Akecu · « **Reply #170 on:** January 08, 2011, 07:22:45 PM »

Just wondering about the HSOTD pic. That broom she(far left) uses (forgot her name) is very durable. It doesn't even broke if I remember correctly. And what is that funny screw pointing from it xD

ps. Should we spoiler those epilepsy pics? It can be dangerous for some

( I find them only annoying though xD --> WE NEED EYEBLEACH!)

Goroshi-sama · « **Reply #171 on:** January 08, 2011, 07:26:45 PM »

srsly, hasnt this thread gone off completely? INB4 MODLOCK!

tomoya-kun · « **Reply #172 on:** January 08, 2011, 07:50:22 PM »

Quote from: Goroshi-sama on January 08, 2011, 07:26:45 PM

srsly, hasnt this thread gone off completely? INB4 MODLOCK!

Its so of topic its ridiculous. But for HSOD I'd take all of them!

Akecu · « **Reply #173 on:** January 09, 2011, 04:33:16 PM »

^Well we're discussing properly about many things and nothing abusive (if my memory serves me right) so far ^_^
I'm still waiting for the pic of Lego battleship

datora · « **Reply #174 on:** January 09, 2011, 07:50:33 PM »

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Quote from: Akecu on January 09, 2011, 04:33:16 PM

I'm still waiting for the pic of Lego battleship

Not exactly what you were asking about, but still full of awesome and win.

[ EDIT: I mean ... c'mon ... just how many snipers can recover from a direct hit from a wave motion cannon ..? ]

Meandola · « **Reply #175 on:** January 09, 2011, 08:11:41 PM »

That's... amazing

damn impressive

Airhawk · « **Reply #176 on:** January 09, 2011, 08:30:52 PM »

Quote from: datora on January 09, 2011, 07:50:33 PM

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Quote from: Akecu on January 09, 2011, 04:33:16 PM
I'm still waiting for the pic of Lego battleship

Not exactly what you were asking about, but still full of awesome and win.

[ EDIT: I mean ... c'mon ... just how many snipers can recover from a direct hit from a wave motion cannon ..? ]

The Ships design is kindof flawed.
The main batteries are right infront of the control tower, giving it a blindspot right behind the control tower.
Second flaw would be the bottom, no main batteries there aswell to the sides. Spacefights are no longer only the danger from a horizontal plane.
Third flaw would be the useless space infront of the ship, there are no turret mounts nor (visible) Launchers or any version thereof. It does not seem to be some kind of Fighter/MS launching or recovery pad either.
Fourth Flaw would be the control tower itself actually. Theres no longer need to put the (commanding)crew in such a position where they are way more vulnerable then were they in the middle of the ship. Obviously it is way harder to keep all those jagged edges good together and well armored when it comes under fire.

tomoya-kun · « **Reply #177 on:** January 09, 2011, 09:20:46 PM »

Quote from: Airhawk on January 09, 2011, 08:30:52 PM

Quote from: datora on January 09, 2011, 07:50:33 PM
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Quote from: Akecu on January 09, 2011, 04:33:16 PM
I'm still waiting for the pic of Lego battleship

Not exactly what you were asking about, but still full of awesome and win.

[ EDIT: I mean ... c'mon ... just how many snipers can recover from a direct hit from a wave motion cannon ..? ]

The Ships design is kindof flawed.
The main batteries are right infront of the control tower, giving it a blindspot right behind the control tower.
Second flaw would be the bottom, no main batteries there aswell to the sides. Spacefights are no longer only the danger from a horizontal plane.
Third flaw would be the useless space infront of the ship, there are no turret mounts nor (visible) Launchers or any version thereof. It does not seem to be some kind of Fighter/MS launching or recovery pad either.
Fourth Flaw would be the control tower itself actually. Theres no longer need to put the (commanding)crew in such a position where they are way more vulnerable then were they in the middle of the ship. Obviously it is way harder to keep all those jagged edges good together and well armored when it comes under fire.

It's modeled after IJN Yamato and Musashi, its not meant to be realistic.

One of the best ships of her time, though I'm partial to the Bismarck, with her faster speed and RADAR.

pingryanime · « **Reply #178 on:** January 10, 2011, 12:50:01 AM »

oh you WWII junkies

datora · « **Reply #179 on:** January 10, 2011, 06:04:53 AM »

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Dooooood! U R not watching enuf anime. srsly!

- http://bakabt.me/browse.php?q=Battleship+Yamato

Not a ship to dis, bro.

Besides: look more closely: there is a motherfucker of a set of rear-facing batteries, which swivel and orient very, very flexibly, as do the front ... no blind spots there. Yamato has its ass covered. And, the front 2/3's of the ship is largely hollow to accommodate it's real main gun, which vaporizes planets. This ship's main vulnerability is approximately a 30° wedge directly vertical "up" its keel, but it can roll and yaw impressively; there are substantial side-facing batteries, and a small fleet of local fighter craft on board.

I'll grant you point #4, but control towers are awesome. You're batting @25%, which means you're space vapor.

Besides, with one of these in my pocket, the bulge in my shorts should make any Norwegian snipers shit themselves too hard to get an accurate shot at me ...

Quote from: Airhawk on January 09, 2011, 08:30:52 PM

Quote from: datora on January 09, 2011, 07:50:33 PM

The Ships design is kindof flawed.
The main batteries are right infront of the control tower, giving it a blindspot right behind the control tower.
Second flaw would be the bottom, no main batteries there aswell to the sides. Spacefights are no longer only the danger from a horizontal plane.
Third flaw would be the useless space infront of the ship, there are no turret mounts nor (visible) Launchers or any version thereof. It does not seem to be some kind of Fighter/MS launching or recovery pad either.
Fourth Flaw would be the control tower itself actually. Theres no longer need to put the (commanding)crew in such a position where they are way more vulnerable then were they in the middle of the ship. Obviously it is way harder to keep all those jagged edges good together and well armored when it comes under fire.

My apologies to any catgirls harmed during the course of this thread!