Dodged death 3 times last night

[tomoya-kun]

i coulda sworn i had posted in this thread already.

Either way.

I wish the if the story was true and not made up retard nonsense that the OP had actually been shot. As they deserve it for not going to the police immediately.

You wish for someone to be shot?  How terrible. 

your god damn right i do.

Ouch.  I hope you are wishing for a non-lethal, grazing shot then. 

[apriuschan]

Well, I know ONE mercenary  who's not getting his pay.

But in all honesty, I have to call BS on this. I've heard many a tale in my lifetime, but believe you me, I can't believe for a second that someone who's never seen such a weapon before, aimed at them, and being in 'close' proximity of the firing of said weapon, would decide it was best to: "walk slightly faster".

And I've no experience in this, but you said you heard gunshots. I'm gonna go ahead and predict that the gunshots from a rifle are awfully loud. And that place looks like it'd be pretty populated. So that makes me wanna ask, what the fuck

No, wait. It's not worth it. I'm gonna guess that by today you got an answer? What'd the police do/say about it?

[Akecu]

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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^Im also interested for the answer

[Havoc10K]

like I said, even in darkness at this range it is impossible to miss 3 times, from that weapon.

[Guru Zeb]

like I said, even in darkness at this range it is impossible to miss 3 times, from that weapon.

Yeah i call BS on the original poster too ....... you assertion that its impossible to miss from whatever range is just more nonsense its possible to miss from any range, your not taking into account that the guy could have been fried on drugs or serious drunk, or even just very nervous.
I know a guy who was in the Falklands who fired a full clip from a SLR ( FN Fal ) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS82s7W_VhA at an Argentinian in the same trench from approximately 8-10 metres and missed,
he ended up clubbing the poor fucker to death.

BIG Kudos to JoonasTo for talking reality about weapons ...... rather than action movie BS.

[Havoc10K]

if you did check you would have known I did mention that he had to be completely smashed with alcohol to miss from that range with that weapon.

[mgz]

i coulda sworn i had posted in this thread already.

Either way.

I wish the if the story was true and not made up retard nonsense that the OP had actually been shot. As they deserve it for not going to the police immediately.

You wish for someone to be shot?  How terrible. 

your god damn right i do.

Ouch.  I hope you are wishing for a non-lethal, grazing shot then. 

nope i believe the theories of darwin should apply to an asshole like the OP and they shouldnt be allowed to live

[Havoc10K]

i coulda sworn i had posted in this thread already.

Either way.

I wish the if the story was true and not made up retard nonsense that the OP had actually been shot. As they deserve it for not going to the police immediately.

You wish for someone to be shot?  How terrible. 

your god damn right i do.

Ouch.  I hope you are wishing for a non-lethal, grazing shot then. 

nope i believe the theories of darwin should apply to an asshole like the OP and they shouldnt be allowed to live

^^ that didn't make me lol, it made me roflcopter :D

[JoonasTo]

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[Havoc10K]

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Needed to be done

that is so epic, gonna roflcopter again, wait, waiiiiit, NOW!

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i laughed hard again when I googled roflcopter pics, simply amazing

[tomoya-kun]

[Guru Zeb]

Sorry guys ..... but if you must have ROFLCOPTERS .......... "There can be only one" (Delivered in Christopher Lambert Highlander mode you remember with that nice Gaelic twang on the 'one')








Say hello to the KA50 Hokum ....... The most awesome fighting vehicle ever invented by communist engineers  

OP probably got run down my one on way to school, but rolled of the nose, then landed in a canal and swam 2 miles underwater ...... but still arrive at roll call on time 

[Loke Jen]

This is starting to get to my nerve, why are people flaming me like im the devil himself
even though i already said i reported the guy that did this?

[apriuschan]

This is starting to get to my nerve, why are people flaming me like im the devil himself
even though i already said i reported the guy that did this?

People stopped flaming you awhile back, didn't they?

Don't dodge, please. What'd the police do about it?

[HeinzH]

This is starting to get to my nerve, why are people flaming me like im the devil himself
even though i already said i reported the guy that did this?

Well, you should have known that it's gonna turn out like this, if that's all you're gonna tell us. So if you won't tell us more...

And somehow you asked for it.  ~.~

Btw: My personal favorite assault rife is the Stg77, what else could it be.  

EDIT: @Guru Zeb (few posts up) and Havoc (one down)....
I just couldn't resist..... ┐(￣ー￣)┌

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ROFLCOPTER-GAME

[Havoc10K]

This is starting to get to my nerve, why are people flaming me like im the devil himself
even though i already said i reported the guy that did this?

we don't flame you anymore, we play the ROFLCOTER game :D

[Guru Zeb]

This is starting to get to my nerve, why are people flaming me like im the devil himself
even though i already said i reported the guy that did this?

Dood ..... look am sorry ...... was just a silly joke man. Not meant as nasty attack or anything.
Am English we take the piss SAVAGELY .... i should try harder to remember not everyone is used to it.
But really i did not mean any serious offence, sometime funny shit pops into my head and i just type it without much though.

[Guru Zeb]

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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WTF?!?!?!?!?!? i Didn't even notice we had all been 'Ricked' whilst looking elsewhere.

For those who have been living in underground bunkers or the international space station.
The art of being 'Ricked' explained http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmPmIJyi0sc&feature=fvw

Ricking in support of mass socio-theological protest http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBDzzL3Kzpk

P.S this forums general entertainment value increases daily

[HeinzH]

^ I just love that song.

...Never gonna let you down... ( つ'ー')つ

EDIT: Another good explanation  

[tomoya-kun]

This is starting to get to my nerve, why are people flaming me like im the devil himself
even though i already said i reported the guy that did this?

Btw: My personal favorite assault rife is the Stg77, what else could it be. 

STG-44 all the way.  My uncle owns a model one.