Dodged death 3 times last night

[HeinzH]

Stg44...hmm...

Never got to see one during my time, but heard about it from a few of my older pals who had the stg 58 during their service time.

The official nickname was something like (freely translated) "rusty club".  

EDIT: @ Guru_zeb 1 post below

just out of curiosity what countries are you guys from??
and how old are the stg44's you mention still being used??

Q1: See profile.
Q2: GODDAMMIT SHIT... what i meant was the STG 58. What wrong with me today???
*slams his head into the next tree 20 times*

[Guru Zeb]

Stg44...hmm...

Never got to see one during my time, but heard about it from a few of my older pals who had it during their service time.

The official nickname was something like (freely translated) "rusty club".  

Yeah to give it its due the Stg44 is very historic assault rifle ........ in fact if i remember correctly it was the weapon that 1st denoted the whole concept of an 'assault rifle'.

just out of curiosity what countries are you guys from??
and how old are the stg44's you mention still being used??

if they are circa mid 40's ( i don't know if anyone continued manufacturing them after WW2 ) then i'd consider them a highly successful piece of engineering just for still being serviceable.

Nazis might not have had a clue how to fight on 3 continental fronts at once ........ but their engineers where the shits!!! ...... i have to confess that even though i clearly fail into the 'untermensch' category ..... (am black west india descent).
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@HeinzH
              STG58 looks a lot like the previously mentioned Fabrique Nationale FAL or SLR as the version our boys in the UK used was called.

[pingryanime]

Stg44...hmm...

Never got to see one during my time, but heard about it from a few of my older pals who had it during their service time.

The official nickname was something like (freely translated) "rusty club". 

Yeah to give it its due the Stg44 is very historic assault rifle ........ in fact if i remember correctly it was the weapon that 1st denoted the whole concept of an 'assault rifle'.

just out of curiosity what countries are you guys from??
and how old are the stg44's you mention still being used??

if they are circa mid 40's ( i don't know if anyone continued manufacturing them after WW2 ) then i'd consider them a highly successful piece of engineering just for still being serviceable.

Nazis might not have had a clue how to fight on 3 continental fronts at once ........ but their engineers where the shits!!! ...... i have to confess that even though i clearly fail into the 'untermensch' category ..... (am black west india descent).

Yup, STG was the first real, "assault rifle" as in, it shoots rifle rounds at full auto.

[tomoya-kun]

Stg44...hmm...

Never got to see one during my time, but heard about it from a few of my older pals who had it during their service time.

The official nickname was something like (freely translated) "rusty club". 

Yeah to give it its due the Stg44 is very historic assault rifle ........ in fact if i remember correctly it was the weapon that 1st denoted the whole concept of an 'assault rifle'.

just out of curiosity what countries are you guys from??
and how old are the stg44's you mention still being used??

if they are circa mid 40's ( i don't know if anyone continued manufacturing them after WW2 ) then i'd consider them a highly successful piece of engineering just for still being serviceable.

Nazis might not have had a clue how to fight on 3 continental fronts at once ........ but their engineers where the shits!!! ...... i have to confess that even though i clearly fail into the 'untermensch' category ..... (am black west india descent).

Yup, STG was the first real, "assault rifle" as in, it shoots rifle rounds at full auto.

Wrong.  Assault rifles do not fire full size rifle rounds, that would be a battle rifle.  Their distinguishing feature is selective fire. 

[pingryanime]

Stg44...hmm...

Never got to see one during my time, but heard about it from a few of my older pals who had it during their service time.

The official nickname was something like (freely translated) "rusty club". 

Yeah to give it its due the Stg44 is very historic assault rifle ........ in fact if i remember correctly it was the weapon that 1st denoted the whole concept of an 'assault rifle'.

just out of curiosity what countries are you guys from??
and how old are the stg44's you mention still being used??

if they are circa mid 40's ( i don't know if anyone continued manufacturing them after WW2 ) then i'd consider them a highly successful piece of engineering just for still being serviceable.

Nazis might not have had a clue how to fight on 3 continental fronts at once ........ but their engineers where the shits!!! ...... i have to confess that even though i clearly fail into the 'untermensch' category ..... (am black west india descent).

Yup, STG was the first real, "assault rifle" as in, it shoots rifle rounds at full auto.

Wrong.  Assault rifles do not fire full size rifle rounds, that would be a battle rifle.  Their distinguishing feature is selective fire. 

I thought in todays lingo assault rifle rounds and rifle rounds were synonymous?

[tomoya-kun]

Stg44...hmm...

Never got to see one during my time, but heard about it from a few of my older pals who had it during their service time.

The official nickname was something like (freely translated) "rusty club". 

Yeah to give it its due the Stg44 is very historic assault rifle ........ in fact if i remember correctly it was the weapon that 1st denoted the whole concept of an 'assault rifle'.

just out of curiosity what countries are you guys from??
and how old are the stg44's you mention still being used??

if they are circa mid 40's ( i don't know if anyone continued manufacturing them after WW2 ) then i'd consider them a highly successful piece of engineering just for still being serviceable.

Nazis might not have had a clue how to fight on 3 continental fronts at once ........ but their engineers where the shits!!! ...... i have to confess that even though i clearly fail into the 'untermensch' category ..... (am black west india descent).

Yup, STG was the first real, "assault rifle" as in, it shoots rifle rounds at full auto.

Wrong.  Assault rifles do not fire full size rifle rounds, that would be a battle rifle.  Their distinguishing feature is selective fire. 

I thought in todays lingo assault rifle rounds and rifle rounds were synonymous?

  Full size rifle rounds are the 7.62x51mm, and the ones ARs fire are generally 5.56x45mm.

Also, the selective fire is what sets ARs apart from SMGs and LMGs

[Akecu]

Stg44...hmm...

Never got to see one during my time, but heard about it from a few of my older pals who had it during their service time.

The official nickname was something like (freely translated) "rusty club". 

Yeah to give it its due the Stg44 is very historic assault rifle ........ in fact if i remember correctly it was the weapon that 1st denoted the whole concept of an 'assault rifle'.

just out of curiosity what countries are you guys from??
and how old are the stg44's you mention still being used??

if they are circa mid 40's ( i don't know if anyone continued manufacturing them after WW2 ) then i'd consider them a highly successful piece of engineering just for still being serviceable.

Nazis might not have had a clue how to fight on 3 continental fronts at once ........ but their engineers where the shits!!! ...... i have to confess that even though i clearly fail into the 'untermensch' category ..... (am black west india descent).

Yup, STG was the first real, "assault rifle" as in, it shoots rifle rounds at full auto.

Wrong.  Assault rifles do not fire full size rifle rounds, that would be a battle rifle.  Their distinguishing feature is selective fire. 

I thought in todays lingo assault rifle rounds and rifle rounds were synonymous?

  Full size rifle rounds are the 7.62x51mm, and the ones ARs fire are generally 5.56x45mm.

Also, the selective fire is what sets ARs apart from SMGs and LMGs

I haz MP5-2!

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How is this related to this thread xD

[HeinzH]

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How is this related to this thread xD

Don't worry. We have successfully corroded this thread to death by now. So everything's fine i guess.
 

[pingryanime]

[vicious796]

Aww, pingry, here's one I made for this place a few years ago.

[mgz]

Aww, pingry, here's one I made for this place a few years ago.

i dont think that house has a structurally sound roof im gonna have to condemn it for safety violations until its been corrected

[vicious796]

LOL mgz, I made that when your seeding ratio was still displayed with every post you made here . MS Paint ftw

[Guru Zeb]

Thread got hijacked ....... big deal

But since its now turned into a gif war .......... try this one

[pingryanime]

I would do a Touhou Hijack, except that might get me banned

[Loke Jen]

I would do a Touhou Hijack, except that might get me banned

DO IT! 

[pingryanime]

I would do a Touhou Hijack, except that might get me banned

DO IT! 

Twas obligatory, no more though, I'm now waiting for a mod to close the thread

[vicious796]

In before closing!




OH GOD MY EYES

[pingryanime]

In before closing!




OH GOD MY EYES

If anything, the thread will be closed because of your post x.x

[HeinzH]

In before closing!




OH GOD MY EYES

Lets spread this for the sake of eye cancer!!!!!  -> 

Now this will surely get closed... 

[vicious796]

Aww that's sad because I haven't been warned in a couple of years. Damn it, boredom brought me back out of the politics cave yesterday and it's going to send me back. They're going to beat me with a newspaper.