HELLO!Well once again a stupid idea popped into my head

So, The Idea is to give a nickname for the person who is above you

And with nickanme I mean sumthing like,
example; Naksu. Then some reasoning,
''Well because his name is Niko''
The reasoning can be something light, nothing serious.
Well, this game won't have much rules AT START. I will add rules if needed.
Rule #1. The Nickname can be in any language but you must also tell the
English Translation.
example; Naksu = Salty Snacks
Rule #2. No swearing.
Also, the nickname is allowed to contain more than one word!
Well, that is all. Then a small example game:
[The 1st person (me)]Lets Start.
[2nd person] mAh the Pervert, Because you're a pervert!
[3rd person] Animal, Because your ava is a dog!
[me] Mecha-Man, because you like Mecha and you have Mechas in your ava!
So the nickname is made of your impression of the person above.
Also, you can make multiple nicknames for one person.
So,
Rule #3. Only one Nickname/post
and
Rule #4.
every off-topic message goes into spoiler tags!Rule #5 The New Rule!. Don't use more than 3 Words. (particles aren't counted as words)
Got it??
Good Lets start! I'm the one getting nickname 1st.