Author Topic: Duke Nukem Forever (Read 5910 times)

JoonasTo · « **Reply #80 on:** June 14, 2011, 06:49:52 PM »

No, when I get on the second cart.
It might let me enter it, it might let me pull the lever or it might crash as soon as I get the car to the top of the hill.

Is there supposed to be some video, audio, special enemy or something? I can't get to the crash report myself so I have no idea what there's supposed to happen.

Havoc10K · « **Reply #81 on:** June 14, 2011, 06:51:29 PM »

Odd, I didn't get that one, I did crash on the bases on the lower part.

JoonasTo · « **Reply #82 on:** June 14, 2011, 06:53:48 PM »

Yeah, since I didn't have any issues before it surprised me. Thought it was just some random crash but it does it everytime. There's got to be something there. I can hang around the area all right if I don't push the cart there.

NaRu · « **Reply #83 on:** June 15, 2011, 01:13:04 AM »

loading up the game for the first time..this is going to be great

bloody000 · « **Reply #84 on:** June 18, 2011, 05:49:06 AM »

Okay I have finished the game a couple days ago and calmed down from the initial 'high'. the game is shit. boring gameplay, lame jokes, trying to hard to parody itself.

Guru Zeb · « **Reply #85 on:** June 18, 2011, 03:00:35 PM »

Quote from: bloody000 on June 18, 2011, 05:49:06 AM

Okay I have finished the game a couple days ago and calmed down from the initial 'high'. the game is shit. boring gameplay, lame jokes, trying to hard to parody itself.

Am amazed you guys played it for so long i played for like the 1st 3-4 hours and though fuck this shit.
Its a bag of bollocks.
Dated graphics (not such a big crime IMHO since graphic whoring is destroying innovative games design )
Dated gameplay ( unforgivable )
pathetic AI

It really comes across as a game that is 12 years old with a nice-ish graphics overhaul ........... hate to say this at my age, but EPIC FAIL.

sapsa · « **Reply #86 on:** June 19, 2011, 07:01:49 PM »

Quote from: Guru Zeb on June 18, 2011, 03:00:35 PM

Quote from: bloody000 on June 18, 2011, 05:49:06 AM
Okay I have finished the game a couple days ago and calmed down from the initial 'high'. the game is shit. boring gameplay, lame jokes, trying to hard to parody itself.

Am amazed you guys played it for so long i played for like the 1st 3-4 hours and though fuck this shit.
Its a bag of bollocks.
Dated graphics (not such a big crime IMHO since graphic whoring is destroying innovative games design )
Dated gameplay ( unforgivable )
pathetic AI

It really comes across as a game that is 12 years old with a nice-ish graphics overhaul ........... hate to say this at my age, but EPIC FAIL.

Good im not first one here to complain.

If it was few years later mayby... Im pass the B*tch Boss and "Find my Vibro" map. Not fun, i just reinstall Duke 3D, and its much better.

NaRu · « **Reply #87 on:** June 20, 2011, 03:47:02 PM »

The graphics of the game doesnt bother me but what bugs me the most is the levels. They were too easy and straight forward. You cant go in the wrong way because the game only lets you go in one direction. Boss fights were simple to figure out. Run out shoot a rocket and hide behind something. Keep doing this and the boss will fall. The multiplayer is terrible, no need to explain why either.

To be honest I wasnt expecting this game to be all that great because the game is the same as the previous games. The only thing that has changed is we grew up.

TMRNetShark · « **Reply #88 on:** June 20, 2011, 03:52:31 PM »

Quote from: NaRu on June 20, 2011, 03:47:02 PM

The graphics of the game doesnt bother me but what bugs me the most is the levels. They were too easy and straight forward. You cant go in the wrong way because the game only lets you go in one direction. Boss fights were simple to figure out. Run out shoot a rocket and hide behind something. Keep doing this and the boss will fall. The multiplayer is terrible, no need to explain why either.

To be honest I wasnt expecting this game to be all that great because the game is the same as the previous games. The only thing that has changed is we grew up.

I was also kinda disappointed by the game (hehe... kinda?). I was really hyped for the game, but when I played the demo, I wasn't all that impressed at all. I shall now wait for Catherine to come out and enjoy that game.

flyawave · « **Reply #89 on:** June 20, 2011, 03:59:33 PM »

Likewise^

Mahussive faliure of a demo. Thank God Deus Ex:HR turned out ok

TMRNetShark · « **Reply #90 on:** June 20, 2011, 04:03:34 PM »

What pisses me off the most is that they kept on saying that it will be like Duke Nukem 3D. Not at all during the entire game did I feel like "Oh yeah, this is just like Duke Nukem." It was more of a poorly made game with out any real attachment except that you were playing Duke and you were fighting Pig Cops.

flyawave · « **Reply #91 on:** June 20, 2011, 04:04:32 PM »

and the occasional dick joke or something

AceHigh · « **Reply #92 on:** June 20, 2011, 04:38:39 PM »

I lost interest after the RC car driving part. Too fucking long and boring, I just wanted cool guns and blasting tons of enemies, instead I have to go through these minigames all the time.

mgz · « **Reply #93 on:** June 22, 2011, 12:02:42 AM »

Quote from: AceHigh on June 20, 2011, 04:38:39 PM

I lost interest after the RC car driving part. Too fucking long and boring, I just wanted cool guns and blasting tons of enemies, instead I have to go through these minigames all the time.

they only needed nudity fun toilets and RPGS TO BLOW FUCKING ALIENS APART WITH anything is waste

Havoc10K · « **Reply #94 on:** June 22, 2011, 09:24:52 AM »

soo, lets see how many weapons almighty duke is able to carry ?

what ? 2 ?
the lamest thing ever done to this game, aside from that, Pig cops act like werewolves, Bosses just Boss around, and die from a few rockets, and yeah, too many minigames, twas very annoying, and where was all the nudity ?
Alien kidnapped chicks are not really all that nude, no dancers to give dollars to shake their tits, so aside from the same aliens and Duke, what was exactly like Duke Nukem 3D ?
well, maybe the fact that this game was in 3D as well also adds, weapons look pretty much the same, they just work worse than ever, it would be a lot better if they simple remade DN3D into these graphics and it would be a lot better than making a new game. And the dick Jokes weren't even funny, none of you guys even mention how short levels were, I think the CR level was the longest I played, and the load time is not justifying the contents.

Short score of the game, low 3/10

undetz · « **Reply #95 on:** July 05, 2011, 09:17:37 PM »

My biggest gripe is that the controls are clunky. The mouse especially is horribly inaccurate, and yes, I've been tweaking the settings, trying to improve it.

Tegh · « **Reply #96 on:** July 06, 2011, 07:27:58 AM »

Biggest gripe is that it was TOO terrible to take 12 damn years! How can you take that long and end up with...well crap?

Havoc10K · « **Reply #97 on:** July 06, 2011, 11:11:41 AM »

Quote from: Tegh on July 06, 2011, 07:27:58 AM

Biggest gripe is that it was TOO terrible to take 12 damn years! How can you take that long and end up with...well crap?

You played it, you know how now:)

x5ga · « **Reply #98 on:** July 06, 2011, 02:13:18 PM »

I kinda enjoyed the first few minutes of the game... it went downhill fast though. Abandoned after the RC car thingy. Couldn't bear it anymore. Not that I didn't expect this game to fail, I mean, it's hard living up to the reputation of Duke Nukem 3D... but still, it failed more than I expected =__=

I'll still be gay for Duke tho

Scudworth · « **Reply #99 on:** July 07, 2011, 02:35:21 PM »

This about sums it up.

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