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Offline Havoc10K

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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #180 on: April 22, 2011, 04:48:58 AM »
just now ?

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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #181 on: April 23, 2011, 03:39:12 PM »
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lol.. HAHAHA! seriously..
google even knows where my fucking keys are!

they see me rollin', they hatin'..

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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #182 on: April 23, 2011, 04:44:41 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_vmP5vOH4E

Note that it's a parody. Edward Current is such a great actor.
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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #183 on: April 23, 2011, 08:40:33 PM »
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lol.. HAHAHA! seriously..
google even knows where my fucking keys are!
Google stopped answering some of my questions since I went to the uni. It's not funny when it does that...

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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #184 on: April 23, 2011, 08:48:00 PM »
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lol.. HAHAHA! seriously..
google even knows where my fucking keys are!
Google stopped answering some of my questions since I went to the uni. It's not funny when it does that...
Don't talk against your god google or you will be trolled in Internet hell for all eternity.
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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #185 on: April 24, 2011, 06:28:22 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_vmP5vOH4E

Note that it's a parody. Edward Current is such a great actor.

Wait, loophole. He mentioned being very young, and then he talks about a college sociology paper (1:17). Hmm.

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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #186 on: April 24, 2011, 04:47:57 PM »
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lol.. HAHAHA! seriously..
google even knows where my fucking keys are!
Google stopped answering some of my questions since I went to the uni. It's not funny when it does that...

thats because you don't know how to search for the answers.


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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #187 on: April 25, 2011, 04:55:05 AM »
Sweet, I scored 6/10.

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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #189 on: April 27, 2011, 03:13:23 PM »
Ok, guys, Im sold. Christianity, here I come!
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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #190 on: April 27, 2011, 05:29:15 PM »
funny, I also noticed one thing, the text in the background, typical Christians thinking.
most of the time Atheists simply point out delusions and make fun of religions, Christianism and any other religion wages war for their gods, no matter what god they serve, it's always war.

Atheists don't wage wars
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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #191 on: April 27, 2011, 06:12:23 PM »
Atheists don't wage wars
They do, for pretty much the same reasons as the religious people - greed, hate. The religious people might have another reason (for hate) - religion, but the other reasons are common to everyone.
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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #192 on: April 27, 2011, 06:14:32 PM »
wasn't the case, we didn't wage wars in the name of false gods just to slaughter, rape and rob pagans, we, atheists kill simply for money :P
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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #193 on: April 27, 2011, 06:32:30 PM »
Lol there are plenty of secular reasons to kill. Not many good secular reasons, but many secular reasons.

Hate, money, self defence, nationalism, idealism, power, fear are just some of them.
Religious peoples are not all bad and atheists are not all good.

Religious are all wrong though.
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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #194 on: April 27, 2011, 07:19:49 PM »
Lol there are plenty of secular reasons to kill. Not many good secular reasons, but many secular reasons.

Hate, money, self defence, nationalism, idealism, power, fear are just some of them.
Religious peoples are not all bad and atheists are not all good.

Religious are all wrong though.
yet they think otherwise.
"cuz bible says so"
most shitty attitude lol, I mean, if Bible said anyone should jump into flames at age 45 they would probably do it.

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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #195 on: April 27, 2011, 07:26:47 PM »
yet they think otherwise.
"cuz bible says so"
most shitty attitude lol, I mean, if Bible said anyone should jump into flames at age 45 they would probably do it.

The Bible says slavery is fine and adulterous women should be stone and yet we don't see that a lot these days, isn't it?
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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #196 on: April 27, 2011, 07:29:11 PM »
you'd be surprised, it isn't followed much in christian countries, but it is followed in arabic though, even people that fight in their defense are stoned.

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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #197 on: April 27, 2011, 09:14:09 PM »
Well you get my idea. Many religious are just hypocrite when they say everything in the bible is just and true. At the end they just do what's considered acceptable in the society they live in. You realize that in the bible, a guy is stoned to death just for picking up wood on the Sabbath?
I thank the Invisible Pink Unicorn that they don't follow this example.
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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #198 on: April 27, 2011, 09:20:14 PM »
the stupid are too smart for the bible.

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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #199 on: April 27, 2011, 09:36:09 PM »
yet they think otherwise.
"cuz bible says so"
most shitty attitude lol, I mean, if Bible said anyone should jump into flames at age 45 they would probably do it.

The Bible says slavery is fine and adulterous women should be stone and yet we don't see that a lot these days, isn't it?
Funny tho, anytime something like that pops up they always claim its out of context or part of the old testament and doesnt really count.
Well, how does all that not really count but heaven/hell jesus/god, miracles and prayer (the list goes on) How does that all still count but any contradictions to your morals or the bible itself are just "out of context" or not accurate cuz its the old testament?

Bible is the word of god... but only the parts we want to accept...