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Offline Kyrdua

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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #240 on: June 24, 2011, 12:02:18 PM »

from cracked.com

// kinda late since it's for the rapture thing. then again it was postponed...
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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #241 on: June 24, 2011, 12:04:03 PM »
well, if the Bible guarantees it how can you go wrong lol
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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #242 on: June 24, 2011, 12:06:44 PM »
It guarantees that you will successfully shit your guts out while you "cry mightily unto God".
christian houses must have stunk so bad back on that day.
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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #243 on: June 24, 2011, 12:09:03 PM »
Bible Guarantee!
no wonder the book is worth just as much as the paper it's made of, no other worth there :)
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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #244 on: June 24, 2011, 02:22:22 PM »
i was AT church that day and even we got a laugh out of that nonsense.

seriously...stuff like that makes me want to crawl in the corner, curl up in the fetal position and mumble, "morons, i'm surrounded by morons."
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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #245 on: June 24, 2011, 02:52:10 PM »
Quote from: Havoc10K on June 24, 2011, 12:09:03 PM
Bible Guarantee!
no wonder the book is worth just as much as the paper it's made of, no other worth there :)
Actually, its not a horrible story. I have read the bible and some if its parts are ok when viewed as a fable.... Oh, but all the begots and begats are a bit confusing.

I do get a kick out of it tho when someone says "the greatest book ever written" as its often referred to within the church.

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Offline Havoc10K

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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #246 on: June 24, 2011, 03:05:33 PM »
@Soryon

Last time I replied to the greatness of that book I said "It was probably the first book ever written, and approved by the church, it will never be greatest, stories written by children are 100 times better!"

And when asked why I think so...
"I know the authors!"
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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #247 on: June 24, 2011, 03:34:26 PM »
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// kinda late since it's for the rapture thing. then again it was postponed...

 ;D ;D ;D

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Pretty much my meh on it at the time in

> General Discussions > Judgement Day is comming!!

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Thing is that I wouldn't waste my Last Day on Earth surrounded by hysterical, gibbering, spittle-flecked self-righteous lardsacks all gobbling on and on at each other about How Great This Is.  I'd be sitting by a mountainside lake somewhere with a fine girl under one arm and some fine herb in the other hand, observing and quietly reveling in one last, glorious sunset.  Or somesuch.
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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #248 on: June 24, 2011, 03:39:24 PM »
Yeah I would prolly do the same, and I would be drinking something cold and probably alcoholic :)
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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #249 on: June 25, 2011, 02:54:57 AM »
Quote from: datora on June 24, 2011, 03:34:26 PM
Thing is that I wouldn't waste my Last Day on Earth surrounded by hysterical, gibbering, spittle-flecked self-righteous lardsacks all gobbling on and on at each other about How Great This Is.  I'd be sitting by a mountainside lake somewhere with a fine girl under one arm and some fine herb in the other hand, observing and quietly reveling in one last, glorious sunset.  Or somesuch.

this. to the tune of What I've Done, autobots in the foreground and burning cities in the background.
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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #250 on: June 26, 2011, 05:39:32 PM »
I was just reading an article that mentioned Mormonism and it reminded me of this
http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/59507/detail/

(Part of a South Park episode.)
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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #251 on: June 29, 2011, 10:51:29 AM »
http://www.godhatessinners.com/showthread.php?228-10-Reasons-why-GOD-HATES-FINLAND!

Dont know should I laugh or rage or do both!?
Not sure if troll or E X T R E M E L Y stupid.. OR if the site is just for trolling purpose..

this what you get for referring to Bible.. Stupid people..
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Offline Havoc10K

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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #252 on: June 29, 2011, 10:56:47 AM »
Fucking hilarious XD
I give it +10 Internets XD
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Offline Goroshi-sama

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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #253 on: June 29, 2011, 11:15:23 AM »
Quote from: Havoc10K on June 29, 2011, 10:56:47 AM
Fucking hilarious XD
I give it +10 Internets XD
im not sure if its hilarious anymore, I think this has passed the "after you cross this line there is no turning back to "epic fail and fuck you are so stupid"- status and you end up into the enormous and fucking gigantic and very stupid and undeducated ULTIMATE EPIC FAIL!"-line

but please, does ANYONE know if that site is just a one giant troll..
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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #254 on: June 29, 2011, 11:19:52 AM »
^ troll site.

i mean check the home page:

     "7 Reasons why GOD HATES JUSTIN BIEBER!"
     "What to do if you are Goth and have a small penis or small boobs."

even Westoboro Baptist won't go that far. then again, Chick.com has it's share of weirdness. so, poe's law.
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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #255 on: June 29, 2011, 11:20:39 AM »
anything that is related with god in any way is troll.
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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #256 on: June 29, 2011, 11:26:01 AM »
Quote from: Kyrdua on June 29, 2011, 11:19:52 AM
^ troll site.

i mean check the home page:

     "7 Reasons why GOD HATES JUSTIN BIEBER!"
     "What to do if you are Goth and have a small penis or small boobs."

even Westoboro Baptist won't go that far. then again, Chick.com has it's share of weirdness. so, poe's law.
then WHY THAT "God's Disciple" IS SO FUCKING DETERMINED TO HIS ARGUMENTS?!?!?
raaaaaarghhhh!!!

Quote from: Kyrdua on June 29, 2011, 11:19:52 AM
^ troll site.
OR FULL OF EXTREMELY STUPID RELIGIONAL-PEOPLE
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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #257 on: June 29, 2011, 12:35:45 PM »
Quote from: Havoc10K on June 29, 2011, 11:20:39 AM
anything that is related with god in any way is troll.

people in glass houses....

anyway want to finish it for me?
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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #258 on: June 29, 2011, 01:00:21 PM »
Quote from: eclectic on June 29, 2011, 12:35:45 PM
Quote from: Havoc10K on June 29, 2011, 11:20:39 AM
anything that is related with god in any way is troll.

people in glass houses....build brick walls around the bathroom

anyway want to finish it for me?
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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #259 on: June 29, 2011, 01:05:02 PM »
Quote from: TiYlER on June 29, 2011, 01:00:21 PM
Quote from: eclectic on June 29, 2011, 12:35:45 PM
Quote from: Havoc10K on June 29, 2011, 11:20:39 AM
anything that is related with god in any way is troll.

people in glass houses....build brick walls around the bathroom

anyway want to finish it for me?

lol. not quite what i was looking for. perhaps better.
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