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Let's make fun of religious absurdities
Soryon:
--- Quote from: Havoc10K on June 24, 2011, 12:09:03 PM ---Bible Guarantee!
no wonder the book is worth just as much as the paper it's made of, no other worth there :)
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Actually, its not a horrible story. I have read the bible and some if its parts are ok when viewed as a fable.... Oh, but all the begots and begats are a bit confusing.
I do get a kick out of it tho when someone says "the greatest book ever written" as its often referred to within the church.
--- Quote from: Kyrdua on June 24, 2011, 12:02:18 PM --- (click to show/hide)
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I will cry... tears of laughter.
Havoc10K:
@Soryon
Last time I replied to the greatness of that book I said "It was probably the first book ever written, and approved by the church, it will never be greatest, stories written by children are 100 times better!"
And when asked why I think so...
"I know the authors!"
datora:
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--- Quote from: Kyrdua on June 24, 2011, 12:02:18 PM --- (click to show/hide)
from cracked.com
// kinda late since it's for the rapture thing. then again it was postponed...
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;D ;D ;D
Classic example of Invisible Dragons. Pissed-off Invisible Dragons. (click to show/hide)
--- Quote from: Goroshi-sama on June 12, 2011, 05:38:51 PM ---
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Pretty much my meh on it at the time in
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Thing is that I wouldn't waste my Last Day on Earth surrounded by hysterical, gibbering, spittle-flecked self-righteous lardsacks all gobbling on and on at each other about How Great This Is. I'd be sitting by a mountainside lake somewhere with a fine girl under one arm and some fine herb in the other hand, observing and quietly reveling in one last, glorious sunset. Or somesuch.
Havoc10K:
Yeah I would prolly do the same, and I would be drinking something cold and probably alcoholic :)
Kyrdua:
--- Quote from: datora on June 24, 2011, 03:34:26 PM ---Thing is that I wouldn't waste my Last Day on Earth surrounded by hysterical, gibbering, spittle-flecked self-righteous lardsacks all gobbling on and on at each other about How Great This Is. I'd be sitting by a mountainside lake somewhere with a fine girl under one arm and some fine herb in the other hand, observing and quietly reveling in one last, glorious sunset. Or somesuch.
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this. to the tune of What I've Done, autobots in the foreground and burning cities in the background.
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