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Re: Man Food!
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2011, 03:50:21 PM »
My view on cooking recipes will never be the same... Awesome read ;D

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Re: Man Food!
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2011, 05:52:09 PM »
I'll be honest. I clicked this link expecting it to be about bacon.

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Re: Man Food!
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2011, 06:05:58 PM »
Awesome, very entertaining thanks!


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Re: Man Food!
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2011, 06:24:10 PM »
I'll be honest. I clicked this link expecting it to be about bacon.
so did i, IMO change your misleading thread title

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Re: Man Food!
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2011, 07:07:14 PM »
once aga'n, ah'm speechless.

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Re: Man Food!
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2011, 08:47:40 PM »
Reminds me of Epic Mealtime only less bacon and more normal meals...

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Re: Man Food!
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2011, 01:55:20 AM »
Reminds me of Epic Mealtime only less bacon and more normal meals...
i feel like man food = more bacon and cheese 2 definitively manly things in a meal

One meal that will not be made better by bacon is vodka though.
And thats why i would like to take this time to tell you folks at home NEVER DRINK BACON VODKA as delicious as it sounds as a concept trust me its awful.

It tastes like beggin strips (dog treats) smell. And while that may not make much sense it is a perfect description.
So just remember folks if you gain nothing from this post get that bacon and vodka should be kept separate.

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Re: Man Food!
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2011, 10:15:25 AM »
Black metal cookies. The only manly way to make cookies!
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Re: Man Food!
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2011, 10:46:17 AM »
Reminds me of Epic Mealtime only less bacon and more normal meals...

Dood Nooooooo Waaaaaaaay ............ the Puerto Rican guy is showing you how to COOK proper food from fresh ingredients.
From what i just saw Epic mealtime just jackup loads of nasty processed shit .......... i feel ill after seeing that.
If you ate like that over the length of a degree course you'd come out with body mass index of about 5000.

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Re: Man Food!
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2011, 03:21:42 PM »
I know that, just the way it was worded and what not reminded me of them.
Epic Mealtime's just meat, booze, meat, bacon, more booze and more meat, in the most over the top way, not like they're actually telling you to make it.

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Re: Man Food!
« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2011, 01:19:58 AM »
Reminds me of Epic Mealtime only less bacon and more normal meals...

Dood Nooooooo Waaaaaaaay ............ the Puerto Rican guy is showing you how to COOK proper food from fresh ingredients.
From what i just saw Epic mealtime just jackup loads of nasty processed shit .......... i feel ill after seeing that.
If you ate like that over the length of a degree course you'd come out with body mass index of about 5000.

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how is meat from the store processed shit?
its just massive quantities of pork and beef

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Re: Man Food!
« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2011, 04:42:52 AM »
How fricken hard is it to cook. Damn, maybe some of us have more EQ than most, but people are seriously dumb when it comes to cooking at times. Cooking isn't hard if you think logically. Start slower when you first begin and turn up the heat when you actually know what you're doing.

Uber stupid? Start with boiling shit like eggs, potatoes. Then graduate to ramen and actually frying eggs. How many of us know people who say, "I'm too lazy" and understand that they actually mean, "I'm too chicken shit to admit I suck at cooking"? I mean come on, all men should know how to cook steak or something like that at least without burning the shit out of it. Pasta is boiling shit with a little oil and salt and making shit to pour on top. Is that too hard, or did you get lost at the two step assembly questions? It's also pretty obvious that people just don't give a shit at times because they expect the world to be handed to them on a platter. Yes, your sandwich is shitty because you couldn't give a fucking millisecond to correct the fact you put it together crookedly.

I agree with that commenter though. I can easily find ways to survive on cheap (Without using loop holes like stealing continental breakfasts) food. Some of it might not be high class gourmet, but it's palatable, but might be boring too since it'll be done in bulk.
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For one thing, Tiff is not on any level what I would call a typical American.  She's not what I would consider a typical person.  I don't know any other genius geneticist anime-fan martial artist marksman model-level beauties, do you?