Author Topic: Has a higher power (a.k.a. god(s)) ever tryed to kill you? (Read 2118 times)

Havoc10K · « **Reply #20 on:** April 01, 2011, 04:48:22 PM »

I use chrome, mine is more polished

Kyrdua · « **Reply #21 on:** April 01, 2011, 04:52:29 PM »

^ that's why i use firefox.

Ixarku · « **Reply #22 on:** April 01, 2011, 09:20:30 PM »

Quote from: Havoc10K on April 01, 2011, 01:09:56 PM

I was attacked by the following:
1-bees
2-hamster
3-cats
4-dogs (several)
5-kids
6-girls
7-guys (I ran)
8-stupid adults
9-car
10-trees
11-water
12-fire
13-earth
14-wind (you don't want wind to attack you when you're in the mountains)
15-ice (blizzard in fact, not the company, real cold shitting blizzard)
16-bear (no really, it happened, we ran like it was the end of the world)
17-boars (same as above, same day too)
18-ghosts (I was 8, gimme a break)
19-fish (yeah, laugh it off!)
20-glass (ended up with 12 stitches)
21-bullets (missed)

so no, no super being ever tried to kill me, i had other things to worry about

If there is a God, I think this is proof enough that he at least enjoys fucking with you.

pingryanime · « **Reply #23 on:** April 02, 2011, 01:10:43 AM »

http://forums.bakabt.me/index.php?topic=16840.0

but this thread is a bit differnet, so I guess it's fine.

for me, it's probably when I feel off a 12 foot cliff, fell onto an asphalt road, and almost got my head clipped off by a truck.

Havoc10K · « **Reply #24 on:** April 02, 2011, 01:33:03 PM »

I still believe there is no god, cuz if there was one, he would not MISS !

froody1911 · « **Reply #25 on:** April 02, 2011, 01:40:24 PM »

Don't remember much but

- Fell down from 1st floor window when I was 5
- Nearly drowned in a pool in 4th grade
- Nearly suffocated trapped in an elevator for an hour 2 years ago (power outage)

x5ga · « **Reply #26 on:** April 02, 2011, 02:44:29 PM »

I've nearly drowned
fell from my grandma's house's rooftop twice (≈2nd story fall)
ladder broke under me and I fell on concrete from ≈2.5m and then a huge girder fell on top of me
irradiated my face while building an X-Ray generator (skin came off; also, nice tan)
burnt my feet (both, stepped on some ember while barefoot)
bitten by dogs (3 times)
almost mauled by a bear
ran over by cars (3 times)
a skateboarding accident almost left me with my balls crushed (!)

I blame most of those on my stupidity though.

froody1911 · « **Reply #27 on:** April 02, 2011, 03:10:13 PM »

Quote from: x5ga on April 02, 2011, 02:44:29 PM

irradiated my face while building an X-Ray generator (skin came off; also, nice tan)

O_O What the hell? How did THAT happen? And how long did it take for recovery?

Havoc10K · « **Reply #28 on:** April 02, 2011, 03:15:53 PM »

Quote from: froody1911 on April 02, 2011, 03:10:13 PM

Quote from: x5ga on April 02, 2011, 02:44:29 PM
irradiated my face while building an X-Ray generator (skin came off; also, nice tan)

O_O What the hell? How did THAT happen? And how long did it take for recovery?

Quote from: x5ga on April 02, 2011, 02:44:29 PM

I blame most of those on my stupidity though.

should be around 3 weeks for recovery.

x5ga · « **Reply #29 on:** April 02, 2011, 04:21:30 PM »

^ yup, about a month, more or less. It was because I forgot it powered on while I was fitting it into a protective lead casing. the damn thing was pointing at my face the whole time.

HimuraK24 · « **Reply #30 on:** April 02, 2011, 06:45:24 PM »

Quote from: x5ga on April 02, 2011, 04:21:30 PM

^ yup, about a month, more or less. It was because I forgot it powered on while I was fitting it into a protective lead casing. the damn thing was pointing at my face the whole time.

Dude, that F***ing SUCKS. Surprised that you don't have something like FACE-CANCER!

Havoc10K · « **Reply #31 on:** April 02, 2011, 06:53:50 PM »

he does, his face sued him, well what's left of it

x5ga · « **Reply #32 on:** April 02, 2011, 07:23:32 PM »

you know what's funny? after the skin peeled off my face was soooo clean. Like ... brand new. not even a blemish or a mark or anything. baby-butt perfect xD

froody1911 · « **Reply #33 on:** April 03, 2011, 01:04:01 AM »

Quote from: x5ga on April 02, 2011, 07:23:32 PM

you know what's funny? after the skin peeled off my face was soooo clean. Like ... brand new. not even a blemish or a mark or anything. baby-butt perfect xD

Hmm...you're giving me ideas...I need to get rid of my acne scars

Ixarku · « **Reply #34 on:** April 03, 2011, 12:42:17 PM »

Quote from: x5ga on April 02, 2011, 07:23:32 PM

you know what's funny? after the skin peeled off my face was soooo clean. Like ... brand new. not even a blemish or a mark or anything. baby-butt perfect xD

No damage to your eyes? I'd be more worried about that than anything else.

x5ga · « **Reply #35 on:** April 03, 2011, 01:05:51 PM »

Quote from: Ixarku on April 03, 2011, 12:42:17 PM

Quote from: x5ga on April 02, 2011, 07:23:32 PM
you know what's funny? after the skin peeled off my face was soooo clean. Like ... brand new. not even a blemish or a mark or anything. baby-butt perfect xD

No damage to your eyes? I'd be more worried about that than anything else.

Spontaneous bleedings from the vicinity of my right eye, from somewhere inside the eye-socket. No idea if they are related. I had to wear an eye-patch throughout the winter. Made me look like a pirate. But my vision is pretty much perfect, asides from a tiny floater in my left eye.

Havoc10K · « **Reply #36 on:** April 03, 2011, 04:44:25 PM »

ARRR !
but I think i know what went with him lol

Meandola · « **Reply #37 on:** April 03, 2011, 07:53:33 PM »

Besides the occasional accident... I was about a hair from being hit by a car that was going 50km/h once. That's pretty much it, yeah god doesn't really seem to ~~hate ~~dislike me.~~~~

Tegh · « **Reply #38 on:** April 03, 2011, 10:21:58 PM »

Alright...the Gods aren't trying to kill anyone. As a person already said, if they were...you wouldn't be posting!

Now Fuck with you? That's fair game! Sometimes a near death experience is just what you need to "find Jesus" lol. So it's not that they're trying to kill you...just increase their respective ratings!

HimuraK24 · « **Reply #39 on:** April 04, 2011, 09:27:28 AM »

Quote from: Tegh on April 03, 2011, 10:21:58 PM

Now Fuck with you? That's fair game! Sometimes a near death experience is just what you need to "find Jesus" lol. So it's not that they're trying to kill you...just increase their respective ratings!

That is absurd! This only gives me more reason to rebel against the god(s) (LOL, anyone get the reference?).