deities trying to kill or making fun of you huh...
if your so called deities are [should not be existing][cannot be seen][cannot be felt][but its freakin there!] then i think i have some of those experiences.
[1]fluorescent light tubes falling on top of me just like that even tho they're perfectly intact. wouldnt kill you but will give you some nice bleeding sratches.
[2]gust of small whirlwind/tornado like thingys that happens on open roads chases me. they're small about 1meter in diameter, i think. whenever i see those things i get fascinated but i`m freakin in awe when i see them try and chase me o.o
[3]when theres a little rain or more like a sunshower, i dont get wet! well sometimes my bag does get wet but i`m perfectly dry, including what i`m wearing. talk about spooky =D
well thats most of what i could remember.
then again, i got a weird fucked up ability to sense presence and its really creepy, i could actually tell if some people are near me but not specifically who and not specifically accurate as well, i just know if someone is there. ok heres the deal, when i`m alone i could sense someone walk pass by me but when i look theres no one there or when someone enters my room(well i kind of leave my door open most of the time) but theres no one there. sometimes when i`m with someone else but not in huge a group, max of 3person including me, sometimes i sense that theres an additional person but fades when i try and look for it. thats not the creepy part, thats just the weird part, the creepy part is that i sometimes can see shadows for a glimpse there! and vanishes right after i realize it was a shadow of someone, more like something

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