What started this post - wife comes home and says "I brought you a treat!". I look at what she hands me and I see bacon on top of a maple bar, its one of "those" doughnuts!
At times I wonder about the place I live at, the weirdness still catches me off-guard. There is this place that makes doughnuts and only those that live where I am at, or read Ripley's Believe it or Not, will recognize them.
Bacon Maple Bar - A bacon topped maple bar.
Grape Ape - A grape frosted doughnut
Gay Bar - not going to describe this
Cock-N-Balls - not going to describe this (bite me!)
Old Dirty Bastard - doughnut with chocolate frosting, Oreo’s and peanut butter
and the list goes on to other types that are beyond describing. There was one doughnut that the FDA told them that they had to stop selling, you can not use NyQuil as a doughnut topping.
So the question is - Where am I?
BTW - the Bacon Maple Bar taste alright.
