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AceHigh:
Seriously, what's wrong with using bums or kids from the third world? It's the cheapest solution. Just imagine how much you can profit from that.

Hell, we don't need to pay them, just make a grand tournament where the winner gets a green card for US citizenship or something (of course it would be a lie, the winner would be executed afterwards in a cold basement) and let desperate fools from 3rd world countries fight over it.

mgz:

--- Quote from: KoC on April 09, 2011, 10:28:03 PM ---Hell, if we could do that we'd most likely teach them to scream in pain. If not just make them feel pain on a heightened level.

Reminds me of Iain M. Banks' Excession.

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ooh i got a better idea we just have 1 person vs millions of specified insects that are all hopped up on pheromones the one who dies 2nd wins

Sora no Woto:

--- Quote from: AceHigh on April 09, 2011, 09:02:09 PM ---Because children have that stupid thing called parents or some other legal guardians. To avoid legal problems you have to stick to bums because nobody cares about those lowlifes in this society.

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that is why you kidnap 2 children from 2 families, then send notes to each family saying that you have their child, and unless you fight to the death, your child will be killed.
The winner gets to be in the crowd cheering on their child in their deathmatch with the other child.


sounds improbable, not impossible.  LET'S DO IT!

xArucardx:

--- Quote from: AceHigh on April 09, 2011, 10:35:22 PM ---Seriously, what's wrong with using bums or kids from the third world? It's the cheapest solution. Just imagine how much you can profit from that.

Hell, we don't need to pay them, just make a grand tournament where the winner gets a green card for US citizenship or something (of course it would be a lie, the winner would be executed afterwards in a cold basement) and let desperate fools from 3rd world countries fight over it.

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THIS!

rkruger:
Before this thread gets derailed into oblivion, let me share this picture with you:
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I saw this "advertisement" when I was in some back-alley shop in Shanghai.
Judging from the picture I would say it was advertising some kind of cricket fight.
I anyone here knows chinese (or possibly kanji), can you explain what the text says?

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