I don't fucking understand fucking what the fucked fucking fuck shit whores are fucking bitching the fuck about.
Whoa man, not too much. Although you can blow my mind how I wish, there should be a 3 fucks in a night.
I dance fairly well. You wanna see?
Of course, as a gentleman I am obliged to accept all dance requests. Shall we?
I heard there was some kind of sexual intercourse where three could do it together, care to allow me in?
I'm even more intrigued about your sexual orientation :]
I'm not surprised. It seems the entire intranetz likes to pound into me.
There is a lot of porn on the intranet. imagine, if there wasn't porn on the internet, how much more I'd be getting?
Well luckly, my birthday was yesterday.
Aw, bad for you, I ate all the cake.
OMG I just realized that crabs are Shellfish O:
This must be a great achievement unlocked for you.
Achievement unlocked! I shall live in the world of videogames, I can't stand real life!
I hope that works out well for you. I would personally rather live in a certain bathroom stall than a game.
Bathroom stall? You can drag me there and make me sweat.
Wooh, looks like I need some exercise if you know what i mean.
Ah, I watch ya~ We can become closer as I keep stalking you from a safe distance
Oooh, I didn't know you liked to watch. You look, get me someone else to fuck.
There is an object inserted in me that is larger than my corresponding orifice is.
Sounds like a personal problem. Wank it off?