Author Topic: [Game] How do you plead? (Read 27371 times)

JoonasTo · « **Reply #460 on:** December 30, 2011, 05:36:05 PM »

It's not exploiting if I'm not paying them!

You forgot to include killing your father in your resume!

Teaparty · « **Reply #461 on:** December 31, 2011, 06:31:30 AM »

Actually, my brother did it. I'm sorry to be so incompetent, but I hope you'd still consider hiring me.

Your will says you'll give everything you own to this bald rapist.

cookieelover · « **Reply #462 on:** December 31, 2011, 08:37:26 PM »

That's not my will, I said i would give everything to my pet

Did you forget your glasses?

Akecu · « **Reply #463 on:** January 01, 2012, 07:06:07 PM »

Of course I didin't since I wear contact lenses!

You ate my feta!

Burkingam · « **Reply #464 on:** January 01, 2012, 09:07:27 PM »

I misread. I thought it was your fetus.

You raped your cat in the ear!

Duki3003 · « **Reply #465 on:** January 09, 2012, 12:16:05 AM »

Hell no, it's not rape if you yell SURPRISE!

You faked your own death to avoid paying taxes.

Burkingam · « **Reply #466 on:** January 09, 2012, 03:43:54 AM »

No I really died ... for your sins and then I came back.

I DIED FOR YOUR SINS!!!

1000mAh · « **Reply #467 on:** January 09, 2012, 10:09:46 AM »

Thank you.

you stole my car 20 years ago!

Burkingam · « **Reply #468 on:** January 09, 2012, 01:42:14 PM »

I was 5 and I stole a car. Like a boss.

You spied on me when I was taking a shower!

1000mAh · « **Reply #469 on:** January 10, 2012, 06:09:27 AM »

So what, I was looking for opportunity to cut off some of your tentacles

You were sneaking around my backyard!

BowlofRice · « **Reply #470 on:** January 26, 2012, 04:30:12 AM »

Sorry about that, but I have a vendetta against those gnomes of yours. They been eyeballin' me funny!

You pillaged my village!

Burkingam · « **Reply #471 on:** January 26, 2012, 12:31:34 PM »

We offered you to give us all your valuables willingly but you refused. Therefore we have to take what's rightfully our by ourselves.

You resisted our assault!

BowlofRice · « **Reply #472 on:** January 26, 2012, 04:23:10 PM »

well of course we did! we couldn't afford to have that many yellow vespas invading our village (we don't even have yellow scooters!)

you copied my physics homework....AGAIN!

Mistgun_Zero · « **Reply #473 on:** January 27, 2012, 06:44:14 PM »

Cool it man!!! I am too busy unlike you to do my homework on time.

Damn it man, you got all the problems in your physics homework wrong!!!

Meandola · « **Reply #474 on:** January 27, 2012, 07:26:12 PM »

No I didn't, you're just terrible at copying homework.

You killed kenny... bastard

Burkingam · « **Reply #475 on:** January 27, 2012, 07:41:59 PM »

The ratings are going up.

You said "nagger" on tv!

BowlofRice · « **Reply #476 on:** January 27, 2012, 10:05:49 PM »

No I didn't! That was just your bad reception! I actually said "haggler" on tv.

You tripped that little old lady on the escalator!

Akecu · « **Reply #477 on:** January 28, 2012, 02:59:02 AM »

No, I just gave her a helping push.

You woke me up at 5:30AM even though it's saturday!

Mistgun_Zero · « **Reply #478 on:** January 28, 2012, 06:02:32 AM »

Cause your snoring wouldn't let me get any sleep

You jizzed all over my bed!!!!!!

froody1911 · « **Reply #479 on:** January 28, 2012, 11:53:46 AM »

Because you printed nude pics of Scarlett Johansson on the bedsheet.

Nigga you just went full retard