Author Topic: [Game] How do you plead? (Read 27359 times)

Burkingam · « **Reply #480 on:** January 28, 2012, 11:55:21 AM »

That's the only way I can communicative with you.

You're full of shit!

BowlofRice · « **Reply #481 on:** January 28, 2012, 12:49:55 PM »

No I'm not, that's just my bag of excrement.

You made babies with our homeroom teacher!

froody1911 · « **Reply #482 on:** January 28, 2012, 01:19:09 PM »

Oops, I thought she was the sex-ed teacher.

The gentleman doth protest too much, methinks.

Burkingam · « **Reply #483 on:** January 28, 2012, 05:20:43 PM »

NO I DON'T PROTEST TOO MUCH! YOU'RE CRAZY! I PROTEST JUST AS MUCH AS NECESSARY! I NEVER EVER EVER PROTEST MORE THAN NECESSARY AND THERE IS NO WAY I WOULD DO IT! WHY ARE YOU TELLING SUCH NON-SENSE!

YOU BROKE THE "CAPLOCK" BUTTON AND NOW I CAN'T WRITE IN SMALL LETTERS ANYMORE!

BowlofRice · « **Reply #484 on:** January 29, 2012, 08:21:25 AM »

I didn't break the caps lock key, I took your good keyboard and left my broken one there. Sorry, but I needed small letters for a special letter I had to write.

That drink you gave me at the party last night had some crazy shit in it! I can't remember what I did after that!!

Burkingam · « **Reply #485 on:** January 29, 2012, 12:02:31 PM »

The crazy shit in it was just alcohol. You have no moderation and you drank to much of it.

I offered you a sip of my superexpensive wine but you drank 4 bottles and then you vomited on my carpet!

N2O · « **Reply #486 on:** February 04, 2012, 04:13:35 AM »

You are in my house. This is my carpet.

I heard you were arrested yesterday for something.

BowlofRice · « **Reply #487 on:** February 05, 2012, 02:18:24 AM »

Yeah? How do you know it was me? I have an alibi!

I heard you were arrested too. What's up with that?

Burkingam · « **Reply #488 on:** February 05, 2012, 10:40:58 AM »

It's not my fault if I'm so pretty that it's criminal.

You boiled a kid in his mother’s milk!

BowlofRice · « **Reply #489 on:** February 05, 2012, 11:39:51 PM »

...And then he cried and I tried to eat him...

(click to show/hide)

You watched me boil a kid in his mother's milk!

Nyking754 · « **Reply #490 on:** February 06, 2012, 09:01:59 AM »

i wanted the leg

y u have dead babies in ur garage?

Burkingam · « **Reply #491 on:** February 06, 2012, 01:06:16 PM »

Merry Christmas!

You shat on my carpet!

SilverDash · « **Reply #492 on:** February 06, 2012, 04:38:18 PM »

I just took a sample and tasted it and it must be yours!

But isn't that the missing carpet that got stolen 2 days ago?

BowlofRice · « **Reply #493 on:** February 06, 2012, 05:28:59 PM »

Sorry about that...my dog tore mine the other day and your carpet was surprisingly similar to mine I just couldn't help myself.

My dog, on the other hand...he's been missing since the day he tore my carpet. Did you pillage him!?

SilverDash · « **Reply #494 on:** February 06, 2012, 06:32:04 PM »

No I did not. Your dog is on the left side of this post. Looking at the background it must be in some forest.

You abandoned your poor little dog in the middle of the forest just because he tore your carpet?

Burkingam · « **Reply #495 on:** February 06, 2012, 07:26:58 PM »

Of course not! I was gonna eat it but it ran away while I was searching for seasoning.

You stole all my spice!

BowlofRice · « **Reply #496 on:** February 06, 2012, 07:30:26 PM »

And your sugar and everything nice! Muahahahaha~*COUGH* *HACK* *ghrrrrEH*

HEY! Where did my cough drops go!?

1000mAh · « **Reply #497 on:** February 08, 2012, 04:26:54 AM »

I ate them!

Why did you take my Alarm Clock!?

Burkingam · « **Reply #498 on:** February 08, 2012, 04:29:41 AM »

To make a bomb. Problem?

You called the CIA on me!

1000mAh · « **Reply #499 on:** February 08, 2012, 04:32:43 AM »

they paid me $10USD from selling you out, it was a great deal.

You ate my food!