Author Topic: [Game] How do you plead? (Read 27355 times)

Mistgun_Zero · « **Reply #500 on:** February 08, 2012, 10:17:48 AM »

Cause you disobeyed me, little lesbo.

You crashed my bike!!!

BowlofRice · « **Reply #501 on:** February 08, 2012, 02:01:14 PM »

I did not crash your bike...it was breaking when you lent it to me!

I lost an arm because of your broken bike!!

Burkingam · « **Reply #502 on:** February 08, 2012, 02:09:52 PM »

Don't be ingrate. It made you lose weigh.

You ate my pudding!

BowlofRice · « **Reply #503 on:** February 08, 2012, 02:18:19 PM »

How else was I supposed to get that weight back!? Which reminds me, do you have more pudding?

You ran out of pudding!!

Mistgun_Zero · « **Reply #504 on:** February 08, 2012, 06:53:35 PM »

ehhhh???!!!! C'mon get me some more!! Hayyaku!! *whip*

You damn masochist, don't go groping every other girl just be kicked or slapped by, keeping you alive is becoming costly.

d4rk · « **Reply #505 on:** February 08, 2012, 07:11:49 PM »

No way! Gonna grope them all, i've been suffering from Lung cancer and im in the last stretch. Let me at lease do things i have never done before.

You killed kenny!

Mistgun_Zero · « **Reply #506 on:** February 08, 2012, 07:35:55 PM »

I needed a lung donor for you, he was a suitable match.

Damn it again, stop the groping now that you are cured!!

d4rk · « **Reply #507 on:** February 08, 2012, 08:14:50 PM »

What groping, stopped that when i was cured, right now, im just sitting still doing nothing, letting my life rot away not to get sick again.

WHy did you kill!?

SilverDash · « **Reply #508 on:** February 09, 2012, 10:57:39 AM »

It was already dead i just played with it.

You drooled in my shoes!

BowlofRice · « **Reply #509 on:** February 09, 2012, 01:33:42 PM »

Sorry *slurp* I can't he*slurp*lp myself I *slurp* hav*slurp*e an iss*slurp*ue with *slurp* drool and have a hard time *slurp* slurping it up.

Meanie *slurp* ! You took my *slurp* drool bucket awa*slurp*y!! Now I'm drenched in *slurp* drool!!

1000mAh · « **Reply #510 on:** February 09, 2012, 01:48:22 PM »

yeah, it was drooly, so I threw it into the sea.

You drank me Lemonade!

Mistgun_Zero · « **Reply #511 on:** February 09, 2012, 04:44:40 PM »

But you said you liked squirt juice more.

You killed your own dog

BowlofRice · « **Reply #512 on:** February 09, 2012, 04:52:26 PM »

Wasn't my fault he chocked to death while trying to eat me.

Why did you leave me half empty!?

Lonewolf199 · « **Reply #513 on:** February 09, 2012, 04:57:11 PM »

I did not leave you half empty, i did leave you half full!

You stole my carrots!

1000mAh · « **Reply #514 on:** February 09, 2012, 04:58:48 PM »

I gave them to my wabbits, they ate them happily.

You came before me!

BowlofRice · « **Reply #515 on:** February 09, 2012, 05:06:12 PM »

Sorry, I was half full. (busy night that way...)

Hey! I'm empty!

1000mAh · « **Reply #516 on:** February 09, 2012, 05:26:36 PM »

thanks for the meal!

you stole my Tekken 2!

bobjustice1 · « **Reply #517 on:** February 10, 2012, 07:46:21 PM »

Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!
Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a respectable member of this fine community, and I'm talking about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

You didn't do anything against ACTA !!!

Mistgun_Zero · « **Reply #518 on:** February 10, 2012, 08:13:09 PM »

Huh?! I am the main internet distributor. I like the power to spy on other's stuff, of course I wouldn't protest against it

You were the one who started the ACTA program!!!

Burkingam · « **Reply #519 on:** February 10, 2012, 08:44:05 PM »

*burkingam shots itself in the head*

...
(You made me unable to accuse you of anything)