Author Topic: [Game] How do you plead? (Read 27343 times)

SilverDash · « **Reply #520 on:** February 11, 2012, 09:50:49 AM »

Because I didn't do anything.

You're blocking my precious sunlight!

1000mAh · « **Reply #521 on:** February 13, 2012, 07:40:39 AM »

I need it to get mah electricity.

You ate my pizza!

Pellefantman · « **Reply #522 on:** February 13, 2012, 09:43:34 AM »

Well i was hungry, and satan told me it would be alright!

You never cleaned you'r room!

Mistgun_Zero · « **Reply #523 on:** February 13, 2012, 12:14:07 PM »

But it's your job to do it, slave.

You slept the whole day through Valentine's Day instead of going out with your love.

Burkingam · « **Reply #524 on:** February 13, 2012, 12:28:25 PM »

That's because,

You didn't wake me up like you promised my you would!

Pellefantman · « **Reply #525 on:** February 13, 2012, 01:58:13 PM »

But i was busy doing "important" man stuff!

And you never paid me back for that sandwich!

BowlofRice · « **Reply #526 on:** February 13, 2012, 04:05:12 PM »

Why should I pay when I gave you the ingredients!?

You deleted my Super Mario Land 2 save! HOW DARE YOU!!

Burkingam · « **Reply #527 on:** February 13, 2012, 04:08:15 PM »

You don't even play that game.

You faped in my bed!

BowlofRice · « **Reply #528 on:** February 13, 2012, 04:09:38 PM »

Sorry about that. The bed sheets get me going quicker.

Your bed sheets were dirty before I was even started!

Burkingam · « **Reply #529 on:** February 13, 2012, 04:14:33 PM »

Apparently that's what turns you up.

You replaced the sugar by salt in the sugar bag before I made a cake and now it tastes horrible!

BowlofRice · « **Reply #530 on:** February 13, 2012, 04:46:12 PM »

I didn't replace the sugar. I used it up making Kool-Aid and needed a container to store the salt.

You changed my voicemail message! What gives!?

Pellefantman · « **Reply #531 on:** February 13, 2012, 07:18:25 PM »

Thought you wanted the voice of Bill clinton to say indescent and creepy things when people called.. sorry..

I can'd find my cellphone so YOU must have hidden it!

Mistgun_Zero · « **Reply #532 on:** February 13, 2012, 07:57:46 PM »

Cause

You didn't take a bath for this whole week!!!! You stink!!!!

BowlofRice · « **Reply #533 on:** February 13, 2012, 08:07:26 PM »

But I didn't because you said you found my "stank" attractive.

You lied to me!

Burkingam · « **Reply #534 on:** February 13, 2012, 09:34:20 PM »

It was just a little white lie don't be so upset.

We never talk anymore!

Pellefantman · « **Reply #535 on:** February 14, 2012, 09:12:05 AM »

Because you'r a horrible person!!

Now someone's stolen my wallet too!?

surdumil · « **Reply #536 on:** February 14, 2012, 11:13:48 AM »

Hmmm... let's check your wallet for I.D. Thanks for the wallet Mr..... Duki! Duki? Hey, you're not Duki!

You just rustled my whole herd!

BowlofRice · « **Reply #537 on:** February 14, 2012, 12:38:40 PM »

Us mountain brigands have needs too!

Your herd...it was malnourished!

Pellefantman · « **Reply #538 on:** February 14, 2012, 01:52:51 PM »

what do you mean? i feed them handfuls of sand and grit two times a day!

I'm hungry now, and that is YOU'R fault!

Burkingam · « **Reply #539 on:** February 14, 2012, 02:30:47 PM »

"Food, food" that's all you can think of. You always think of nourishing your body, but why to you feed your mind?

You are corrupting today's youth!