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[Game] How do you plead?
elvikun:
(click to show/hide)It kind of reminded me of the old "med help"
-help, my got stuck in coca cola bottle!
Your what, sir?
-well, my.
What part of your body is stuck in the bottle, sir?
-I really can't get my out! It's already turning blue!
... ;DI didn't. And I think you did it on purpose! I'm innocent, your honor.
You didn't offer mounth-to-mouth breathing to the homeless guy covered in vomit who was obviously choking! (moral dilemas p. I)
BowlofRice:
I thought he was foaming at the mouth and was contagious. Plus I lack proper training on mouth-to-mouth technique.
I saw you like an hour earlier happily giving the homeless guy a bowl of soup! I bet it was laced with something awful!
SilverDash:
Couldn't make it to the toilet in time and all I had was this bowl with some left over vegetables... At least he won't starve now and recycling is good for the environment. Hell, it's even warm.
You used up the last roll of sacred toilet paper!
Burkingam:
Perfect to wipe my sacred ass.
You didn't buy enough sacred toilet paper!
BowlofRice:
I did buy enough! >:(
You poop like your poop hole is broken!
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