Author Topic: [Game] How do you plead? (Read 27330 times)

elvikun · « **Reply #560 on:** February 23, 2012, 07:46:29 PM »

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I didn't. And I think you did it on purpose! I'm innocent, your honor.

You didn't offer mounth-to-mouth breathing to the homeless guy covered in vomit who was obviously choking! (moral dilemas p. I)

BowlofRice · « **Reply #561 on:** February 23, 2012, 07:58:44 PM »

I thought he was foaming at the mouth and was contagious. Plus I lack proper training on mouth-to-mouth technique.

I saw you like an hour earlier happily giving the homeless guy a bowl of soup! I bet it was laced with something awful!

SilverDash · « **Reply #562 on:** February 24, 2012, 01:19:18 PM »

Couldn't make it to the toilet in time and all I had was this bowl with some left over vegetables... At least he won't starve now and recycling is good for the environment. Hell, it's even warm.

You used up the last roll of sacred toilet paper!

Burkingam · « **Reply #563 on:** February 24, 2012, 03:08:35 PM »

Perfect to wipe my sacred ass.

You didn't buy enough sacred toilet paper!

BowlofRice · « **Reply #564 on:** February 24, 2012, 03:14:05 PM »

I did buy enough!

You poop like your poop hole is broken!

SilverDash · « **Reply #565 on:** February 26, 2012, 10:45:34 PM »

It's not broken it is just not big enough to fit 2-way traffic yet. I'm working on 4 lanes.

You're thinking about my poop hole!

Burkingam · « **Reply #566 on:** February 26, 2012, 11:52:01 PM »

Not my fault if you have a nice poop hole.

You are using your poop hole to lure men in a trap!

SilverDash · « **Reply #567 on:** February 27, 2012, 12:45:22 AM »

Sorry I was attempting to attract squirrels but something went wrong...

You scared the squirrels!

Burkingam · « **Reply #568 on:** February 27, 2012, 12:56:13 AM »

This is MY peanuts. MINE.

You ate my peanuts!

froody1911 · « **Reply #569 on:** February 27, 2012, 12:57:41 AM »

I'm an elephant. It happens.

You failed to notice I'm an elephant.

BowlofRice · « **Reply #570 on:** February 27, 2012, 02:35:05 AM »

You were an elephant?

You ignored me!

Burkingam · « **Reply #571 on:** February 27, 2012, 11:37:36 AM »

Talk to the hand.

You don't like communicating with my hand!

BowlofRice · « **Reply #572 on:** February 27, 2012, 01:04:58 PM »

The problem is, your hand is too good a listener!

Why won't your hand tell me about its day!?

Pellefantman · « **Reply #573 on:** February 28, 2012, 09:16:51 AM »

That's be one hell of a dirty day.. rated R for retarded and M for monkey

Someone stole my hands!

SilverDash · « **Reply #574 on:** February 28, 2012, 11:38:12 AM »

Needed some extra hands for fapping.

You didn't wash your hands...

BowlofRice · « **Reply #575 on:** February 28, 2012, 12:32:50 PM »

I wasn't expecting company. My bad.

You showed up unexpected!

Burkingam · « **Reply #576 on:** February 28, 2012, 12:33:43 PM »

Surprise!

You don't like surprises!

SilverDash · « **Reply #577 on:** February 28, 2012, 02:01:22 PM »

Because last time they surprised me I got lifted from my bed and was arrested for posting the word "pr0n" online. It was copyrighted..

You drank all my Coca Cola so I couldn't escape in my helicopter!

Burkingam · « **Reply #578 on:** February 28, 2012, 04:02:18 PM »

Soda are the evulz. I was protecting you against the evulz.

You like the evulz!

BowlofRice · « **Reply #579 on:** February 28, 2012, 04:10:26 PM »

I do! Its inside me! See!? (Shows insides full of evulz)

You don't like the evulz!