Author Topic: [Game] How do you plead? (Read 27316 times)

Dex_Belle · « **Reply #580 on:** March 12, 2012, 03:40:52 PM »

I don't even know what the evulz are! If I did, I probably wouldn't like them.

You stole my grandma's pet pterodactyl!

EmptyMemory · « **Reply #581 on:** March 14, 2012, 12:53:53 AM »

Sorry, I thought it was mine.

You're an asshole!

BowlofRice · « **Reply #582 on:** March 14, 2012, 05:42:26 PM »

That could be up for discussion.

You stole my asshole!

Dex_Belle · « **Reply #583 on:** March 14, 2012, 07:24:21 PM »

Hey! With how you have been abusing it, I thought it needed a good home.

Besides, you told me to.

buchno · « **Reply #584 on:** March 28, 2012, 09:22:32 PM »

You just told me that because I ate the rice ball, didn't you? Didn't you!?

You traded your soul for a heart of gold!

Burkingam · « **Reply #585 on:** March 28, 2012, 09:57:20 PM »

Nah I have never had a soul, I just stole the heart of gold after defeating my archenemy.

You have refused to help me kill my archenemy! Any last words?

AceHigh · « **Reply #586 on:** March 28, 2012, 10:12:36 PM »

An enemy of my enemy is my friend.

You kidnapped my friends!

BowlofRice · « **Reply #587 on:** March 28, 2012, 10:18:24 PM »

I did no such thing! We went to a haunted house hayride and decided to camp out.

You rejected our invitation to join us!

buchno · « **Reply #588 on:** April 02, 2012, 07:08:22 PM »

I'm not sure if I'm ready to join a suicide club just yet...

You stuffed my microchip up your nostril!

BowlofRice · « **Reply #589 on:** April 02, 2012, 11:44:30 PM »

Well of course I did. What, did you have any plans for that 8086 chip?

You cheap bastard! You refuse to upgrade to something from this decade!!

Dex_Belle · « **Reply #590 on:** April 03, 2012, 12:12:42 AM »

Well I think the best of 2009 isn't that bad.

and besides, I was going to upgrade but you stole all of my money.

Baselli · « **Reply #591 on:** April 03, 2012, 09:58:10 PM »

Well you happened to be standing on an area of land that I own and rule as my own country. And it isn't "stealing", it's called progressive taxing.

You ate all of my soap!

buchno · « **Reply #592 on:** April 04, 2012, 12:26:17 AM »

I just took back what was once part of me. (Read this if you don't have any idea what I mean.)

You sent in your essay two minutes too late!

demon-brolly · « **Reply #593 on:** April 09, 2012, 03:33:46 PM »

Sorry teach but it's daylight savings so I actually sent in 58min before the deadline.

You erased my saved game of Pokemon gold!!!

BowlofRice · « **Reply #594 on:** April 09, 2012, 03:36:31 PM »

Nah bro, your battery just went out, see? *shows voltmeter*

You drooled on my Pokemon Silver and now it doesn't work!

Mistgun_Zero · « **Reply #595 on:** April 10, 2012, 04:53:43 PM »

But it was ssoooo irresistible I wanted to nom on it.

You drooled on my precious 450MHz P3 IBM computer!!! And now it doesn't work!!!

BowlofRice · « **Reply #596 on:** April 10, 2012, 05:44:43 PM »

'Tis true my friend. Because I found you a Pentium III 500 clocked at 500 MHz with 512 KB of L2 cache, a FSB rated at 100 MT/s and a 5× multiplier. It's compatible with your board since it uses the same voltage range 1.93-2.07 V, the only difference is this one runs a bit hotter with a TDP of 37.52 W.

WHY U NO REFRESH, BOWSER!?

buchno · « **Reply #597 on:** April 10, 2012, 06:54:55 PM »

Because Bowser is busy eating Mario right now.

You threw my alarm clock on the wall, and now it works! I want to be able to sleep

BowlofRice · « **Reply #598 on:** April 11, 2012, 12:05:34 PM »

[maniacal laughter]

You stole my water bottle and now I'm thirsty from all that laughing!

1000mAh · « **Reply #599 on:** April 18, 2012, 05:28:33 AM »

yes, my throat was rather dry, so I needed to steal your water.

you ate my pizza!