Author Topic: [Game] How do you plead? (Read 27296 times)

BowlofRice · « **Reply #620 on:** May 23, 2012, 11:48:30 AM »

Nah, that was a takedown. Can't you see the recoil damage I took?

You guillotine'd me!

buchno · « **Reply #621 on:** May 24, 2012, 08:33:33 PM »

But... You're rice? I'll just put you in a bowl again. Or eat you. Hmm, now you just made me hungry...

You raged so hard your body temperature raised to an unusually high level, affecting the surrounding air's temperature and therefore in some way my own computer, making it overheat and burst into flames!

1000mAh · « **Reply #622 on:** May 28, 2012, 06:46:19 AM »

Who cares about you.

YOU HIT ME

BowlofRice · « **Reply #623 on:** May 28, 2012, 01:58:02 PM »

You liked it!

You tried to set me up!

buchno · « **Reply #624 on:** May 28, 2012, 02:38:53 PM »

Yes, for your bachelor party! Geez...

You hit me in the back of the head with an empty bottle and tied up my unconscious body in your garage to be able to saw off my legs, just because you were a bit hungry and couldn't summon the minimal amount of effort needed to walk to the grocery store!

BowlofRice · « **Reply #625 on:** June 04, 2012, 01:09:13 PM »

I'm not sure that was me, although I can't remember where I got this extra pair of legs from.

You gave me that bottle!

buchno · « **Reply #626 on:** June 04, 2012, 03:09:15 PM »

I never thought a shy lady like you would turn out to be a psycho-maniac!
Besides, didn't I put roofies in it...?

You wrote my name on your shitty paper, making the teachers give me a lower grade!

BowlofRice · « **Reply #627 on:** June 04, 2012, 03:16:07 PM »

your point? I handed in your paper under my name and I got in trouble for plagiarism! WTF MAN?

You plagiarist!

buchno · « **Reply #628 on:** June 04, 2012, 03:22:38 PM »

What the...? I just copied a story I had written in intermediate school, since English later on is a joke of a course.

You "borrowed" my library card and took out two hundred books to be able to start your own book burning event, making me the one who has to reimburse the library!

BowlofRice · « **Reply #629 on:** June 04, 2012, 03:26:57 PM »

This bonfire is not gonna start itself.

You made it rain! Now these books are all soggy and useless!

buchno · « **Reply #630 on:** June 04, 2012, 03:33:08 PM »

What? The dancing actually worked? Holy shite, I can save the world!

Wait...

You sawed off my legs, so that I cannot save the world any longer!

BowlofRice · « **Reply #631 on:** June 04, 2012, 03:46:54 PM »

I threw them in the freezer so I think they should still be ok. *tosses over legs*

Come on, catch them!

Burkingam · « **Reply #632 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:31:09 PM »

Err.. not guilty?

You use homeopathy and you think it works!!!

BowlofRice · « **Reply #633 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:45:26 PM »

And when I breathe deeply and relax completely I can see my Chakras.

You tried to stop me from breathing deeply!

buchno · « **Reply #634 on:** June 04, 2012, 07:31:38 PM »

Hey, you choking on my legs is not me trying to stop you from breathing, it's you being a ~~cannibal~~carnivore!

You strapped memy remains to a metal chain connected to a helicopter and tossed me out, claiming I would feel a great rush, only for the public down below to see a rain of blood.

BowlofRice · « **Reply #635 on:** June 04, 2012, 07:45:35 PM »

I wanted to make it be raining blood.

Why don't you embrace my image of art?

Dex_Belle · « **Reply #636 on:** June 06, 2012, 02:00:43 AM »

Well I am blind so I can't see any images at all

You threatened to reveal my affair with my turkey sandwich

BowlofRice · « **Reply #637 on:** June 06, 2012, 02:08:00 AM »

Hey! I've been eating that Turkey sandwich for years now; when the hell did you get involved!?

You refuse to get your own sandwich!

1000mAh · « **Reply #638 on:** June 06, 2012, 09:57:58 AM »

ofcourse! yours is better.

You stole my cat!

Zakuro33 · « **Reply #639 on:** June 06, 2012, 10:22:42 AM »

It was asking for it! Just look at the collar it's purple!

You had the police tow my ice cream truck, preventing further child disappearances!